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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Unholy abnormal university idiot
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
submissive olive den
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Unholy abnormal university idiot
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
high-end offensive mad-dog skullcap office
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
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The minds are not matched
glittery misunderstood national telephone
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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Provocative associate doctorate
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Unholy abnormal university idiot
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Saffron Arousing Tanning Salon
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Unholy abnormal university idiot
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Saffron Arousing Tanning Salon
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
henna ratface
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Sooty self-absorbed pit
  04/05/22
Height?
Violent sinister theater stage indirect expression
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
Unholy abnormal university idiot
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
bright base ape
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shots fired
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  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Unholy abnormal university idiot
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Primrose Bossy Library Wrinkle
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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Unholy abnormal university idiot
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
sick free-loading stead gaping
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
bull headed rigpig
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
charcoal menage
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
high-end offensive mad-dog skullcap office
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
histrionic unhinged roast beef locale
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
aromatic shivering abode
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Unholy abnormal university idiot

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: submissive olive den

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Unholy abnormal university idiot

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: high-end offensive mad-dog skullcap office

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: hairraiser sexy stain

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Crystalline motley resort french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: high-end offensive mad-dog skullcap office

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: exhilarant startling native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Chrome vivacious gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: stirring ocher hell quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: glittery misunderstood national telephone

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Saffron Arousing Tanning Salon

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Provocative associate doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Unholy abnormal university idiot

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Saffron Arousing Tanning Salon

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Unholy abnormal university idiot

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Saffron Arousing Tanning Salon

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: henna ratface

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Sooty self-absorbed pit

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Violent sinister theater stage indirect expression

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Unholy abnormal university idiot

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Maize Voyeur Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Geriatric potus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: bright base ape

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: bisexual 180 deer antler reading party

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Unholy abnormal university idiot

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Primrose Bossy Library Wrinkle

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: aromatic shivering abode

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Unholy abnormal university idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: sick free-loading stead gaping

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: bull headed rigpig

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: charcoal menage

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: high-end offensive mad-dog skullcap office

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: histrionic unhinged roast beef locale

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: aromatic shivering abode

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Splenetic brunch keepsake machete

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: high-end offensive mad-dog skullcap office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: erotic school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: fantasy-prone organic girlfriend location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Unholy abnormal university idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Unholy abnormal university idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: irradiated grizzly home therapy

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Unholy abnormal university idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114491)