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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
honey-headed violent mother
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
Brindle personal credit line
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
honey-headed violent mother
  07/15/25
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Brindle personal credit line
  07/15/25
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lemon irradiated space
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
Bossy razzle-dazzle ratface
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
honey-headed violent mother
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
sepia talented sound barrier
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
honey-headed violent mother
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
cerise parlor depressive
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
honey-headed violent mother
  07/15/25
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snowy submissive brethren kitty
  07/15/25
should he not?
Violent Spectacular Doctorate
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
honey-headed violent mother
  07/15/25
Mfcr
sepia talented sound barrier
  07/15/25
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vivacious state wrinkle
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
lemon irradiated space
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
honey-headed violent mother
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
lemon irradiated space
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
sepia talented sound barrier
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
honey-headed violent mother
  07/15/25
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cerise parlor depressive
  07/15/25
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rebellious jewess party of the first part
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exciting codepig
  07/15/25
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cerebral abnormal queen of the night
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
vivacious state wrinkle
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
charcoal magical menage
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
cerebral abnormal queen of the night
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
histrionic giraffe
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
motley step-uncle's house place of business
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
Doobsian Lettuce
  07/15/25
he crushed
Brindle personal credit line
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
Supple olive boltzmann
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
cerise parlor depressive
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
sepia talented sound barrier
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
cerise parlor depressive
  07/15/25
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Racy bisexual sandwich
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
sepia talented sound barrier
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
honey-headed violent mother
  07/16/25
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cerise parlor depressive
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
cerise parlor depressive
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
Mahogany Boyish Theater Stage Corn Cake
  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
cerise parlor depressive
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
vivacious state wrinkle
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
sepia talented sound barrier
  07/16/25
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honey-headed violent mother
  07/16/25


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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: honey-headed violent mother

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Brindle personal credit line

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: honey-headed violent mother

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Brindle personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: lemon irradiated space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Bossy razzle-dazzle ratface

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: honey-headed violent mother

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: sepia talented sound barrier

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: honey-headed violent mother

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: cerise parlor depressive

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: honey-headed violent mother

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: snowy submissive brethren kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Violent Spectacular Doctorate

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: honey-headed violent mother

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: sepia talented sound barrier

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: vivacious state wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: lemon irradiated space

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: honey-headed violent mother

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: lemon irradiated space

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: sepia talented sound barrier

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: honey-headed violent mother

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: cerise parlor depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: rebellious jewess party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: exciting codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: cerebral abnormal queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: vivacious state wrinkle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: charcoal magical menage

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: cerebral abnormal queen of the night

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: histrionic giraffe

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: motley step-uncle's house place of business

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Doobsian Lettuce

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Brindle personal credit line

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Supple olive boltzmann

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: cerise parlor depressive

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: sepia talented sound barrier

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: cerise parlor depressive

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Racy bisexual sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: sepia talented sound barrier

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: honey-headed violent mother

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: cerise parlor depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: cerise parlor depressive

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Mahogany Boyish Theater Stage Corn Cake

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: cerise parlor depressive

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: vivacious state wrinkle

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sepia talented sound barrier

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: vivacious state wrinkle

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: honey-headed violent mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49107203)