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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Crystalline school roast beef
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Swashbuckling swollen theater stage telephone
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
iridescent impertinent field digit ratio
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Swashbuckling swollen theater stage telephone
  07/14/25
100%
Glassy vibrant base
  07/15/25
FAG
heady dilemma gaping
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Mischievous Arousing Hissy Fit Sandwich
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Passionate space liquid oxygen
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
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  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Crystalline school roast beef
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Passionate space liquid oxygen
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Crystalline school roast beef
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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Lol
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jfc 180
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
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this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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Passionate space liquid oxygen
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Crystalline school roast beef
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Swashbuckling swollen theater stage telephone
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Crystalline school roast beef
  07/14/25
wut
fear-inspiring topaz hominid cuck
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Crystalline school roast beef
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Avocado generalized bond brunch
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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Fighting indigo filthpig
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Avocado generalized bond brunch
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Irradiated ocher goyim milk
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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Incredible thread
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Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Glassy vibrant base
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
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  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Crystalline school roast beef

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling swollen theater stage telephone

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: iridescent impertinent field digit ratio

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling swollen theater stage telephone

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Glassy vibrant base

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: heady dilemma gaping

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Mischievous Arousing Hissy Fit Sandwich

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: lascivious athletic conference

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: khaki hairraiser hunting ground immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Glassy vibrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Passionate space liquid oxygen

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Crystalline school roast beef

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Saffron alcoholic corner degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Passionate space liquid oxygen

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Crystalline school roast beef

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Passionate space liquid oxygen

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Crystalline school roast beef

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Passionate space liquid oxygen

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Avocado generalized bond brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: racy cuckold private investor

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Passionate space liquid oxygen

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: heady dilemma gaping

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Glassy vibrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: khaki hairraiser hunting ground immigrant

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling swollen theater stage telephone

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: iridescent impertinent field digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Passionate space liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Crystalline school roast beef

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling swollen theater stage telephone

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Crystalline school roast beef

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: fear-inspiring topaz hominid cuck

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Crystalline school roast beef

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Medicated Church Keepsake Machete

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Avocado generalized bond brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: gold plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Aquamarine personal credit line macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: domesticated garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: big sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: splenetic theatre foreskin

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Aquamarine personal credit line macaca

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Mischievous Arousing Hissy Fit Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: amber diverse psychic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Saffron alcoholic corner degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: naked point preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Passionate space liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: duck-like stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: histrionic massive international law enforcement agency piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: amber diverse psychic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Glassy vibrant base

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Glassy vibrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Avocado generalized bond brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Arrogant native

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Fighting indigo filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle weed whacker

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Avocado generalized bond brunch

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Marvelous mad-dog skullcap

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Irradiated ocher goyim milk

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: judgmental ticket booth

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Emerald mexican school cafeteria

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: electric mother address

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: hideous home juggernaut

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: racy cuckold private investor

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Glittery chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: heady dilemma gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Passionate space liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Glassy vibrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Glassy vibrant base

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Crystalline school roast beef

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104451)