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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Sienna impertinent dilemma
  12/08/25
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Sienna impertinent dilemma
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
fuchsia whorehouse roast beef
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
bat shit crazy queen of the night
  12/12/25
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Yapping Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  12/17/25
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Flushed macaca psychic
  12/17/25
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Histrionic Stead Windowlicker
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
swollen multi-billionaire cruise ship
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Sienna impertinent dilemma
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
swollen multi-billionaire cruise ship
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Sienna impertinent dilemma
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Saffron bbw
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Sienna impertinent dilemma
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Nighttime persian
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Sienna impertinent dilemma
  12/18/25
lol
useless depressive
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Nighttime persian
  12/17/25
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Sienna impertinent dilemma
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Yapping Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
walnut plaza yarmulke
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
useless depressive
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Yapping Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
walnut plaza yarmulke
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Yapping Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
underhanded sooty becky library
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Floppy fishy party of the first part
  12/17/25
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know-it-all preventive strike halford
  12/17/25
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Sinister Mexican
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Emerald Stock Car Heaven
  12/17/25
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Avocado Concupiscible Knife Jewess
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Sienna impertinent dilemma
  12/17/25
...
Green Slap-happy Shrine
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
unholy church scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
burgundy hateful ceo stage
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
underhanded sooty becky library
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
burgundy hateful ceo stage
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
underhanded sooty becky library
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
burgundy hateful ceo stage
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
chest-beating diverse elastic band
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
walnut plaza yarmulke
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
unholy church scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
walnut plaza yarmulke
  12/17/25
...
chest-beating diverse elastic band
  12/17/25
I am not!
unholy church scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
peach talented abode
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Sienna impertinent dilemma

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Sienna impertinent dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: fuchsia whorehouse roast beef

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: bat shit crazy queen of the night

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Yapping Cracking Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Flushed macaca psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Histrionic Stead Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: swollen multi-billionaire cruise ship

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Sienna impertinent dilemma

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: swollen multi-billionaire cruise ship

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Sienna impertinent dilemma

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Saffron bbw

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Sienna impertinent dilemma

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Nighttime persian

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Sienna impertinent dilemma

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: useless depressive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Nighttime persian

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Sienna impertinent dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Yapping Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: walnut plaza yarmulke

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: useless depressive

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Yapping Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: walnut plaza yarmulke

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Yapping Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: underhanded sooty becky library

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Floppy fishy party of the first part

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: know-it-all preventive strike halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Sinister Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Emerald Stock Car Heaven

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Avocado Concupiscible Knife Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Sienna impertinent dilemma

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Green Slap-happy Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: unholy church scourge upon the earth

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: burgundy hateful ceo stage

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: underhanded sooty becky library

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: burgundy hateful ceo stage

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: underhanded sooty becky library

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: burgundy hateful ceo stage

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: chest-beating diverse elastic band

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: walnut plaza yarmulke

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: unholy church scourge upon the earth

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: walnut plaza yarmulke

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: chest-beating diverse elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: unholy church scourge upon the earth

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: peach talented abode

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518198)