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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
nudist shrine
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
fishy big chapel
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
nudist shrine
  07/14/25
100%
Metal school genital piercing
  07/15/25
FAG
balding frisky corner
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
fragrant violent church building incel
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Metal school genital piercing
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal
  07/14/25
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Sapphire histrionic persian
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
slap-happy bearded karate pit
  07/15/25
Lol
stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann
  07/15/25
jfc 180
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Metal school genital piercing
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Swashbuckling knife
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
coiffed police squad
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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fishy big chapel
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stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
nudist shrine
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal
  07/14/25
wut
Anal Titillating Kitty Cat Telephone
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
opaque theater
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we all have brother
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
honey-headed comical candlestick maker
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Vibrant spot
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Stirring Pale Giraffe Rehab
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
amber provocative school cafeteria personal credit line
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Garnet beady-eyed stain box office
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
chrome elastic band coffee pot
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Chocolate Theatre Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Unholy vigorous international law enforcement agency
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Awkward Bright Weed Whacker Mother
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann
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Metal school genital piercing
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Metal school genital piercing
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: nudist shrine

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: fishy big chapel

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: nudist shrine

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Metal school genital piercing

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: balding frisky corner

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: fragrant violent church building incel

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: fuchsia magical hall

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: coiffed police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Metal school genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Sapphire histrionic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: amber provocative school cafeteria personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: slap-happy bearded karate pit

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: balding frisky corner

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Metal school genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling knife

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: coiffed police squad

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: nudist shrine

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: fishy big chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: nudist shrine

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Anal Titillating Kitty Cat Telephone

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: doobsian iridescent philosopher-king lodge

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: amber provocative school cafeteria personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Glassy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: opaque theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: infuriating crystalline trailer park sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Zippy Point Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: nubile crimson parlor

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: opaque theater

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: fragrant violent church building incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: wild boistinker heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Sapphire histrionic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Bisexual Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Harsh locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Floppy piazza yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: wild boistinker heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Metal school genital piercing

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Metal school genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: amber provocative school cafeteria personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: honey-headed comical candlestick maker

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Vibrant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Stirring Pale Giraffe Rehab

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: amber provocative school cafeteria personal credit line

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Garnet beady-eyed stain box office

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: chrome elastic band coffee pot

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Chocolate Theatre Twinkling Uncleanness

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: high-end citrine base clown

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Unholy vigorous international law enforcement agency

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Awkward Bright Weed Whacker Mother

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: slap-happy bearded karate pit

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Heady mauve plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: balding frisky corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: stubborn drunken indian lodge boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Metal school genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Metal school genital piercing

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: snowy bull headed cumskin son of senegal

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104451)