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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
turquoise parlor
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
Wonderful idiot
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
turquoise parlor
  07/15/25
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Wonderful idiot
  07/15/25
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umber self-centered university
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
Exhilarant Dragon
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
turquoise parlor
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
electric insanely creepy locale legal warrant
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
turquoise parlor
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
grizzly abode corn cake
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
turquoise parlor
  07/15/25
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Azure Passionate Keepsake Machete
  07/15/25
should he not?
sienna laser beams pocket flask
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
turquoise parlor
  07/15/25
Mfcr
electric insanely creepy locale legal warrant
  07/15/25
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Kenneth Play
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
umber self-centered university
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
turquoise parlor
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
umber self-centered university
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
electric insanely creepy locale legal warrant
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
turquoise parlor
  07/15/25
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grizzly abode corn cake
  07/15/25
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racy institution becky
  07/15/25
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stimulating sickened selfie
  07/15/25
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columbo luis
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
Kenneth Play
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
cream shrine prole
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
arousing alpha
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
Billy Buttfucker
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
Wild yellow fortuitous meteor hominid
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
aquamarine quadroon rehab
  07/15/25
he crushed
Wonderful idiot
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
indecent fat ankles kitchen
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
grizzly abode corn cake
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
electric insanely creepy locale legal warrant
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
grizzly abode corn cake
  07/15/25
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pea-brained hall
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
Tort Reform
  07/16/25
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Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
Judas Jones
  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
Kenneth Play
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/16/25
!
Kenneth Play
  07/16/25
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Tort Reform
  07/16/25


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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: turquoise parlor

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Wonderful idiot

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: turquoise parlor

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Wonderful idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: umber self-centered university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant Dragon

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: turquoise parlor

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: electric insanely creepy locale legal warrant

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: turquoise parlor

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: grizzly abode corn cake

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: turquoise parlor

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Azure Passionate Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: sienna laser beams pocket flask

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: turquoise parlor

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: electric insanely creepy locale legal warrant

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: umber self-centered university

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: turquoise parlor

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: umber self-centered university

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: electric insanely creepy locale legal warrant

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: turquoise parlor

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: grizzly abode corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: racy institution becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: stimulating sickened selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: columbo luis (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: cream shrine prole

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: arousing alpha

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: Billy Buttfucker

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Wild yellow fortuitous meteor hominid

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: aquamarine quadroon rehab

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Wonderful idiot

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: indecent fat ankles kitchen

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: grizzly abode corn cake

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: electric insanely creepy locale legal warrant

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: grizzly abode corn cake

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: pea-brained hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: Tort Reform (you can go anywhere with that)

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Judas Jones

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Tort Reform (turbofag)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49107203)