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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: Talented ladyboy I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420643) |
Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: dead mint becky have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420646) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: Talented ladyboy yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420664) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: dead mint becky i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420668) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: diverse fat ankles principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421713) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: puce infuriating temple goyim Just tell some n word jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420648) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: Electric stead Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420666) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Talented ladyboy he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420757) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Electric stead https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420882) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Cerise coffee pot smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420945) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM Author: irate indian lodge blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422488) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: submissive pearl legend wagecucks arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420982) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Talented ladyboy Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421568) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: effete bearded associate center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421769) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Internet-worthy Parlor go, get drunk, come home late af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420667) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: Lake Marvelous Cumskin Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420702) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: Talented ladyboy the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420763) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Lake Marvelous Cumskin In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420966) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Internet-worthy Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420980) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: Trip theater stage wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420711) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Talented ladyboy is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Dashing Godawful Son Of Senegal Police Squad This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420795) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: Trip theater stage you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420895) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: Cerebral therapy Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420744) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Talented ladyboy do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.
I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night. |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: plum preventive strike were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421684) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: mahogany dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423279) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM Author: Sable orchestra pit lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422306) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: odious knife Aren’t iPods crazy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421290) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Cerebral therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421701) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Aromatic new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421719) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM Author: pale metal national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422505) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy ticket booth sprinted here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423235) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: mahogany dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423280) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Flatulent cobalt range relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420751) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Talented ladyboy i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420801) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: pale metal national tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420952) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: duck-like lime whorehouse community account tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420754) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Lascivious Fishy Institution Toaster direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420758) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Talented ladyboy i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420806) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: spectacular gas station deer antler Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420807) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Talented ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420951) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Fluffy comical field wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420991) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: Talented ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421703) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: mahogany dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423284) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: Aromatic new version Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421274) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: irate indian lodge blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421291) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Floppy elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421338) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: dead mint becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421686) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: effete bearded associate center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: duck-like lime whorehouse community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421791) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM Author: Aquamarine nibblets sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422490) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: bat shit crazy territorial nursing home they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421287) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: Talented ladyboy How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421564) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: Tripping fear-inspiring french chef 3 words: pepper thine angus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423288) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: diverse fat ankles principal's office You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49424851) |