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Cannot Imagine Something more CR than Hitler Forcing France to surrender in same

railroad car as the French forced the Germans to surrender i...
Magenta Marvelous Pozpig
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cr brother, cr.
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capturing Paris had to be a peak experience for Hitler
self-absorbed private investor
  01/28/16
I think it's well documented that it was. It's the reason Pa...
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  01/28/16
Hitler wanted the retreating Germans to level Paris but the ...
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_von_Choltitz
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Like when Inigo Montoya killed Count Rugen
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well, if we take the long view....
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obviously. But imagine you wake up every day, rage flowing ...
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TRUMP 2016
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cr except hitler fully expected germany to roll over france ...
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This is slightly true. I think he wasn't worried about the ...
Magenta Marvelous Pozpig
  01/29/16
and that chump was manstein
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Interesting
vivacious dog poop national security agency
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Imagine what Trump would do to FOX news.
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  01/29/16
Great poast ty. 180.
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cr, Constantine is a top poaster
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Ty brother
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I can think of something a little more CR if you catch my dr...
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Where would dying methed out in a underground bunker fit int...
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Pretty high. Meth is a hell of a drug and he fucked up on an...
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Idk, but probably above raising tranny kids with a crackhead...
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You watched! <3
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i did, but only as a bort scholar. just trying to keep your ...
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It was a research boner.
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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig

railroad car as the French forced the Germans to surrender in at the end of WWI.

Imagine spending 25 years raging about losing WWI, then when you finally get a chance to get revenge, you DESTROY the French in 6 weeks. You then find out that the French saved the railroad car of Germany's worst humiliation as a living monument to your humiliation.

As he was walking to the railroad car to force France to surrender, Hitler passed some stone WWI monument. Carved into the stone was this writing: "HERE ON THE ELEVENTH OF NOVEMBER 1918 SUCCUMBED THE CRIMINAL PRIDE OF THE GERMAN REICH. VANQUISHED BY THE FREE PEOPLES WHICH IT TRIED TO ENSLAVE."

Hitler had it blown up 3 days after the surrender. Had to be a CR feeling, even if you hate Hitler.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29703703)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: harsh avocado tanning salon personal credit line

cr brother, cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29703733)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: self-absorbed private investor

capturing Paris had to be a peak experience for Hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29703742)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: diverse dingle berry stage

I think it's well documented that it was. It's the reason Paris was left relatively intact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29703768)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Mint telephone

Hitler wanted the retreating Germans to level Paris but the German general in charge refused to carry out the orders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29704243)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: maize dysfunction

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_von_Choltitz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29710218)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic den gay wizard



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Date: January 28th, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Aggressive Stimulating Indian Lodge



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed sooty home

Like when Inigo Montoya killed Count Rugen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29703756)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: jet organic girlfriend meetinghouse



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Date: January 28th, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: Sable dashing kitchen preventive strike



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: henna french ladyboy wrinkle

well, if we take the long view....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29703762)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig

obviously. But imagine you wake up every day, rage flowing through your veins about getting stabbed in the back when you were just about to beat the French. Your country's economy has been wrecked, your government crippled, your military castrated. It affects you to such a degree that you literally tremble with rage. It's like 90% of what you and your friends talk about. FOR 20 YEARS IN A ROW.

Finally, after struggling against your own people, struggling against the Austrians, Czechs, Poles, even Italians, you get a chance at revenge. You think you'll maybe fight them to a stalemate and they'll eventually get tired of fighting and seek an armistice. Then, for no real reason whatsoever, your army does the impossible- defeats the French in 6 WEEKS.

You visit Paris for the first time and learn these fuckers have been mocking you with their monuments for the last 25 years.

Hitler didn't even tell the French they had to surrender in the same car that the Germans surrendered in. The French guys showed up thinking they were going to a normal room only to be told "nope, you're going to that car you mother fuckers."

Literally achieving the most perfect revenge your rage addled brain could imagine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29703827)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:55 PM
Author: lake school cafeteria people who are hurt



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:57 PM
Author: harsh avocado tanning salon personal credit line

TRUMP 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29703860)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig



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Date: January 28th, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: trip fighting cruise ship toilet seat



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Date: January 28th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Sable dashing kitchen preventive strike

cr except hitler fully expected germany to roll over france due to magical aryan powers. it was the generals who were shitting their pants that the blitzkrieg worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29704246)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig

This is slightly true. I think he wasn't worried about the French, but was worried about the Brits. He thought all along France and Britain wouldn't fight, that he'd pull another Munich out of his hat. When they declared war, he was really amazed.

Once the invasion of Poland ended, there was like a 3 month lull when nothing happened. Everyone assumed hitler would work a deal out, and he tried to. He was rebuffed every time.

Then the soviets decided to invade Finland. The Brits were going to help, but to do so they needed to go through neutral Norway. Hitler figured they'd occupy Norway to ensure supply routes to Finland. Since Germany needed norways oil and it had air bases near Britain, he figured he'd preempt the Brit invasion. Once he pulled the trigger on taking Norway, he figured might as well take Denmark too to get both sides of opening.

After taking Denmark, i think hitler just figured fuck it, might as well as go balls to the wall now before anyone else can figure out what to do.

The generals meantime thought he was insane for attacking France, but followed through. Some random chump came up with the attack strategy through the Arden and told it to hitler at a party and hitler loved it so much he took it as his own plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29710203)



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Date: February 26th, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: Transparent dragon casino

and that chump was manstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#42016115)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: vivacious dog poop national security agency

Interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29703766)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: walnut naked abode patrolman

Imagine what Trump would do to FOX news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29710229)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: walnut naked abode patrolman

Great poast ty. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29710233)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic den gay wizard

cr, Constantine is a top poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29710286)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig

Ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29710305)



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Exciting internet-worthy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#45347951)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 9:07 PM
Author: house-broken laser beams

I can think of something a little more CR if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#29710303)



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Date: March 31st, 2020 8:52 AM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#39905938)



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Date: March 31st, 2020 12:21 PM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#39907202)



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Date: February 26th, 2021 8:24 PM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig



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Date: February 26th, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Garnet Deranged Athletic Conference Public Bath

Soooooo cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#42016181)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 10:08 AM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#42039904)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig



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Date: July 9th, 2021 1:28 AM
Author: Bull headed ratface

*takes notes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#42753162)



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Date: July 9th, 2021 1:42 AM
Author: titillating parlor friendly grandma



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#45347943)



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Exciting internet-worthy bawdyhouse



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:55 PM
Author: Fragrant Alpha

Where would dying methed out in a underground bunker fit into this scale of CR things to do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#45347954)



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Nighttime mental disorder



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Exciting internet-worthy bawdyhouse

Pretty high. Meth is a hell of a drug and he fucked up on an absolutely epic scale. And he was always ranting that surrendering generals should've just blown their brains out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#45347962)



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: cerebral twisted feces

Idk, but probably above raising tranny kids with a crackhead absentee nigger and having a rando film you running baywatch style while your 48 year old moobs bounce in slow motion. somewhere above that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#45347964)



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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: Fragrant Alpha

You watched! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#45347975)



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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: cerebral twisted feces

i did, but only as a bort scholar. just trying to keep your ego in check, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#45347980)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig



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Date: October 18th, 2022 10:27 AM
Author: Exciting internet-worthy bawdyhouse

It was a research boner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2Elisa#45349519)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:36 AM
Author: Magenta Marvelous Pozpig



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: George Jetson



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