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OH GOD, OH-
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At-the-ready Concupiscible Market
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LJL @ poors
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irradiated dysfunction
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MFCR alert
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  08/21/19
Prole tell!
contagious misanthropic stage
  08/21/19
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Exhilarant fat ankles
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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
stirring aquamarine church
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Fragrant den
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Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
contagious misanthropic stage
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emergency money
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Violet zippy property
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floppy box office sandwich
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You’re poor
Clear Pistol
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Cerebral affirmative action spot
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Odious disgusting antidepressant drug lay
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Translucent Range Indirect Expression
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I just got one of these too FML
Chestnut provocative theater stage digit ratio
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As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Cerebral affirmative action spot
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How poor are you fuckers?
Exhilarant fat ankles
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Cerebral affirmative action spot
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
cobalt swashbuckling senate
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
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I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
jet bawdyhouse
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Cerebral affirmative action spot
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
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great thread
Laughsome Ruddy Mood
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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At-the-ready Concupiscible Market
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i love men
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How are you this poor
Odious disgusting antidepressant drug lay
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https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Cerebral affirmative action spot
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Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Haunting business firm
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: floppy box office sandwich

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: At-the-ready Concupiscible Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Fragrant den

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: irradiated dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Chestnut provocative theater stage digit ratio

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: contagious misanthropic stage

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: stirring aquamarine church

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Fragrant den

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: contagious misanthropic stage

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Fragrant den

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Translucent Range Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Violet zippy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Violet zippy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: titillating degenerate tattoo

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: floppy box office sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Clear Pistol

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Odious disgusting antidepressant drug lay

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Translucent Range Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Chestnut provocative theater stage digit ratio

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant fat ankles

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: cobalt swashbuckling senate

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: jet bawdyhouse

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: vibrant topaz public bath pocket flask

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Laughsome Ruddy Mood

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready Concupiscible Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Laughsome Ruddy Mood

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Odious disgusting antidepressant drug lay

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Haunting business firm

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Cerebral affirmative action spot

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49430061)