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Hypo: One year to train to throw a 72 mph strike. Do you accept?
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Nazca Redlines A year from today, you'll have 5 attempts to throw a strike from an MLB mound. The strike zone will be that of a 6 foot tall batter. Of the 5 attempts, your single fastest pitch in the strike zone will count as your speed for the hypo.
For every 1 mph above 72 mph that your best strike is, you'll get $100k. For every mph below 72 mph your best pitch is, you will take on $100k of non-dischargeable debt.
Additionally, for each number ending in -5 that you hit above/below 72 mph, you'll gain or lose an extra $1 million. E.g., if your best throw is 76 mph, your prize will be (4 * $100k) + ($1 million) = $1.4 million. If your best strike is 65 mph, you will lose (7 * $100k) + ($1 million) = $1.7 million.
If you don't throw any strikes, you'll be deemed to have a best pitch of 0 mph, and you will lose $14.2 million.
All amounts are tax free.
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:40 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Every poaster who isn't an amputee, luis, or oldHLSdude should accept this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560765) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Nazca Redlines How fast could you throw a strike today? How fast could you in a year? 72 mph for a strike is pretty fast. No funny business like getting a running start is allowed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560773) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass A year of training, knowing exactly what you're training for, is a shitload of time. Especially at that lower velocity. A massive amount of a pitcher's velocity comes from technique, rather than strength.
When I was in hs, I could throw from the third baseline to the right field warning track, ~325 feet away.
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Just do a 75+ mph strike is a "lower velocity." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560968) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 6:19 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Kids in the LLWS are throwing 70mph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561510) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: talking to my therapist about XO As long as I can go on the DL if necessary I clean up under this hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560770) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Nazca Redlines How fast could you throw a strike today on 5 attempts? How fast in a year? You can warm up a little first if you want to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560776) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: talking to my therapist about XO I threw 70 at one of the stadium things in flip flops a few years ago. The only question is if I could hit 85 in a year. Prob not and maybe not worth injury. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560781) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: Nazca Redlines That's presumably flame (the story itself or the measurement or both)
It probably would not have been a strike from 60'6"
And it probably would not have been a legal pitch (i.e, you probably took a extra step or something)
But anyway, do you accept? You think you could hit 85 mph and win $3.3M? |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: 'wolf rape' ipad safari search auto suggest Yeah isn’t that like a woman throw speed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560774) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: Nazca Redlines According to this guy, who played a little ball in college and was a 4th round draft pick, "Division III players have a pitching velocity of 77 miles per hour to 82 miles per hour on average."
https://www.ryanweissbaseball.com/blogs/news/how-fast-do-college-pitchers-pitch-on-average-per-division |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: 'wolf rape' ipad safari search auto suggest DIII baseball is for dysgenic middle class jews so Id say this one is a slam dunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560861) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: snk neo geo The question is whether I want to lose $14.2 million? No, no I do not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560786) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: the supreme nougat (height, obviously) xo is hilarious. this is the only cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561113) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: trumpslide OFC I take this free money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560789) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: Nazca Redlines How much free money are we talking here? Where did you play your college ball? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560793) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: trumpslide At least 1.3 million tax free. 5 chances to throw a 75 mile an hour fastball? One year to train? I will pay a college pitching coach 100k for a year and do roids if needed lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561009) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: .,...,......,.....,.....,..... Roids dont help as much with pitching (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561091) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (Roger Clemens writing a letter to Cooperstown) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561142) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: My boyfriend's penis is small and on the soft side (If I May, tp) Lmao brother wtf roids aren't gonna make your arms longer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48562222) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; 80 is a much better hypo (and change it to ends in a -3). I’d be tempted but would probably say no. 75 is roughy where I’d feel confident I could do it and likely make some money ie I think I might be able to get 80 but I’m pretty certain I could get to the high 70s. I top out somewhere in the 67-70 range today. Throwing a strike with 5 pitches isn’t the hard part ie you wouldn’t have to lose much velocity if you’re coached properly. The hard part would be not injuring your shoulder in training. I’d spend at least 60k on a pitching coach and a phalanx of sports medicine experts and treatments for the year leading up to pitch day, and the goal would be 75 or higher, then if I get that in one of the first four pitches I throw my arm out of its socket on the remaining ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560806) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Throwing a legal pitch (no running start or anything) either (a) over 72 mph or (b) for a strike at above, say 55 or 60 mph are both, independently, difficult. Doing both on the same pitch, with only 5 attempts, would be very hard for nearly everyone who didn't play a little ball in college or who is over 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560978) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: .,...,......,.....,.....,..... Agree, which I why I wanted hypo to allow a ball still catchable by catcher, not necessarily an outright strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561087) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 2:21 PM Author: YSFFM about congestion pricing (gunneratttt) i know nothing about pitching but i'm reasonably athletic. google says a high schoolers pitch 75-85mph on average. i have more arm strength than the average high school player, so if this is true, with the aid of gear to make sure i can maintain an aggressive training regimen, i think i could do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48560871) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 4:22 PM Author: ate his hummus 75 is a solid fastball in HS. 85 is fuckin humming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561202) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Judas Jones Yeah, I could throw high 70s in HS/college (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561019) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:18 PM Author: internet guy depends on whos batting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561042) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:19 PM Author: YSFFM about congestion pricing (gunneratttt) the hypo is throwing a ball at the speed into the strike zone, not to actually strike anyone out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561047) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: internet guy yea a strike out isn't necessary but how will you even get a single strike with Luis Arraez at the plate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561064) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: YSFFM about congestion pricing (gunneratttt) there's no one at the plate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561081) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: internet guy you better be sure of that before accepting this hypo. ive had many deals where the counter party tries to sneak something in there. this is why lawyers are so critical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561090) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: YSFFM about congestion pricing (gunneratttt) "The strike zone will be that of a 6 foot tall batter."
i could definitely see some faggot trying to put a 6ft tall batter at the plate because the contract was ambiguous. |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Up to you if you want someone at the plate. Maybe it helps you get a feel for the strike zone. No requirement for that either way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561141) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: .,...,......,.....,.....,..... If a ball but catcher still able to corral would absolutely accept. But it must be a strike, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561078) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Nazca Redlines It must be a strike and it must be a legal pitch (no running start or anything). Do you accept? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561119) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: cowgolf I would need less than a week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561086) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:38 PM Author: Senior Ethics Official Reminds me of basketball free throw threads where the board is suddenly rife with 85% shooters despite nba league average of like 77.
So many chad athlete poasters. |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561121) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 11:57 PM Author: My boyfriend's penis is small and on the soft side (If I May, tp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48562225) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: An 8-INT Orc AA'ing their way into mage school I would tear my rotator cuff, elbow, and wrist all in the second week of training, so, no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561111) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561114) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: internet guy If I accept Im focusing on building up my arm and shoulder for weeks first so that I can throw at 50% effort and still hit the requirements. Older guys like us need to think smarter about our approach. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561146) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 11:58 PM Author: My boyfriend's penis is small and on the soft side (If I May, tp) Just do 75 mph @ 50% effort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48562229) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 4:03 PM Author: Particle Man (🧐) this is the real problem
if I blow my shoulder out training preparing presumably I still owe the cash |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 8:38 PM Author: ADA-compliant Monkey Bars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561772) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: the supreme nougat (height, obviously) wouldn't it be losing 21.2M? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561116) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (72*$100,000)+(7*$1M)=$14.2M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561133) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Nazca Redlines It's not every 5 integers. It's every integer ending in -5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561140) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 8:38 PM Author: ADA-compliant Monkey Bars lol at this insanely specific hypo basically being a terrible math test (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48561771) |
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Date: January 17th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: My boyfriend's penis is small and on the soft side (If I May, tp) Absolutely not. I'd probably have trouble breaking 60. I'm a manlet fml. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48562218) |
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Date: January 18th, 2025 12:03 AM Author: chandler (retired) When I used to do pitch machines in my 20s I’d regularly hit 63-65 mph. In my early-mid 30s I was at around 55-56, and that was a while ago. I don’t know if I could hit 72 with training anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664972&forum_id=2Elisa#48562240) |