When we entered, the old guy handing out raffle tickets said while looking at my kids "what part of Norway are THEY from?" And laughed. Then after breakfast they called all the kids up to perform a Nordic song. My kids went up and one of the adults put nordic hats on them and I heard people in the crowd laughing.

They raffled off a 10 day trip to Oslo and my ticket was off by 1 digit. Probably for the best as my family would get even more stares and derisory comments over there.

One of my sons later cried on the way home and asked why he couldn't have blonde hair like me. I'd be lying if I said I didn't lose sleep at night wondering the same thing. I really wish I could go back and change my life and marry a white girl or just a non asian. There are no fun cultural events for half asians.

On the plus side the placemat had some funny jokes making fun of Swedes:

https://ibb.co/q2sRWJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2Elisa#48773104)

for stolkholm i went there in like 1999 or something i remember being shocked there were turd and nowag and sand nigga kids walking arnd, i was like wtf

i was in a hostel in stolkholm it had like 20 beds just in a big huge room and the dood next to me was a swarthy fellow but i saw him one night and he was full nude and i saw his gigantic cock it was totally exposed right in the bed next to me i still remmember that turd cock it was massive like the himalayas or something thats what i think of when i think of stolkholm hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2Elisa#48773137)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2Elisa#48773125)

Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish.

Ole says, “The way I figger it, Sven, each of them fish cost us $400.

Well, at dat price it’s a good ting we didn’t catch any more of em than we did,” says Sven.

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Lena: “Der is trouble vit da car, sveetheart. It has vater in da carburetor.”

Ole: “Vater in da carburetor? Dat is ridiculous.”

Lena: “Ole, I tell you da car has vater in the carburetor.”

Ole: “You don’t even know vat a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Ver is da car?”

Lena: “In da lake.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2Elisa#48774004)