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"Had an incident at the grocery store today where someo...
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COCKazn
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"My high school crush messaged me on Facebook yesterday...
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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"Asian Pussy lmao" *picture of half-finished Ch...
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.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,...
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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"Just talked with an app girl for 3.5 hours over the ph...
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COCKazn
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dude how the fuck is nobody else jumping on this forcememe y...
computer philosopher
  06/09/26
I'm a kitchencel
Juan Eighty
  06/09/26
that's exactly who should be poasting these!
computer philosopher
  06/09/26
It's great but it's a lot of work, requires a lengthy poast,...
lfo
  06/09/26
xo 2026
computer philosopher
  06/10/26
tp
lfo
  06/10/26
too close to home
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
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"I'm fat, useless, and won't amount to much. Love Costc...
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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Found out my wife has a secret account on The Tall Man Porta...
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Hodd Toward
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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Roblox
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Dinged from Chicago. Dinged from Michigan. Dinged from Vandy...
lfo
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(xo 2007)
Hodd Toward
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.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,...
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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"My wife (37F) is hounding me (43M, norwood 3.5) about ...
Hodd Toward
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jfc
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Juan Eighty
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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Being overemployed fucking rocks. Can't believe how much tim...
Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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computer philosopher
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COCKazn
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Roblox
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MIL refuses to pay for her own child carseats to bring my sp...
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COCKazn
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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computer philosopher
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Roblox
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"Just messaged this hot adult woman that I matched with...
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COCKazn
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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Dear diary, hehe gay sex videos for hours. poaster poasti...
cucumbers
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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you forgot the whole ass can of black beans dump on top
Hodd Toward
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Not flame I eat two cans of organic, low sodium black beans ...
cucumbers
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Six month anniversary of seperating from wife, celebrating t...
Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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"been in the K-hole for 10 hours now. holy shit i fucki...
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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"just had 2 of my gameFAQs accounts get banned simultan...
computer philosopher
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COCKazn
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Sun burned scalp to the skull this afternoon. It's almost 80...
Debunked antisemitic trope
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computer philosopher
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Frutiger Aero
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"I love Men" https://imgur.com/rZh3Q5s
computer philosopher
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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: computer philosopher

"Had an incident at the grocery store today where someone thought i was "abducting" my hapa son and called the cops"

*picture of a burned piece of steak and noodles, with chopsticks visible in the frame*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49925100)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: COCKazn (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931178)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: computer philosopher

"My high school crush messaged me on Facebook yesterday. She's 50 pounds overweight and just finished a divorce from her "abusive husband" who she had 3 kids with. She says she "still thinks about me all the time" and wants to meet up."

*picture of a 6 pack of Heineken and three McChickens*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49925199)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931152)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: computer philosopher

"Asian Pussy lmao"

*picture of half-finished Chinese takeout and 2 bottles of Tsingtao*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49925271)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: lex



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49925658)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49925680)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931151)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: computer philosopher

"Just talked with an app girl for 3.5 hours over the phone, taking questions (doodikoff)"

*picture of $47 of chik-fil-a and a croissant with a bite out of it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49925358)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931149)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: COCKazn (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931175)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: computer philosopher

dude how the fuck is nobody else jumping on this forcememe you guys suck wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49925434)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

I'm a kitchencel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49925451)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: computer philosopher

that's exactly who should be poasting these!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49925476)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: lfo

It's great but it's a lot of work, requires a lengthy poast, a meal, a synergy between them, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49925478)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: computer philosopher

xo 2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49927574)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49927624)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad

too close to home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49927621)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Roblox

"I'm fat, useless, and won't amount to much. Love Costcos."

Steak with chopped grilled mushrooms, that I ate alone in a parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49927611)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: computer philosopher



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49927618)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49927999)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931148)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: computer philosopher

"Just spent 11 hours counting commas in Microsoft Word on my Work Screen. Now I'm at home scrolling xo on my Recreational Screen."

*picture of a piece of grilled chicken, several raw broccolis, and an entire package of tater tots*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49928552)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931147)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

Found out my wife has a secret account on The Tall Man Portal. Instant Ramen with barbecue sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49928573)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: computer philosopher



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49930323)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Hodd Toward (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49930355)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931146)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931395)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: lfo

Dinged from Chicago. Dinged from Michigan. Dinged from Vandy. Waitlisted at GULC PT. Full scholly at WUSTL. Taking Qs.

*pic of a plain cheese pizza and two-liter of 7 Up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49930346)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Hodd Toward (🧐)

(xo 2007)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49930358)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49930364)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931145)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Hodd Toward (🧐)

"My wife (37F) is hounding me (43M, norwood 3.5) about tee ball summer leagues. I don't know what to do. We have three kids, all above median height for their ages, grouped close together: 4, 5, and 6. Two boys and a girl. None of them acutally have any interest in tee ball but all of the other parents in our HCOL suburb seem to have their kids doing something so the wife is starting to get antsy. I suggested to her that regular tee ball is more than enough but she's having none of it, says the kids will be 'lazy little bastards' if they're all just sitting around all summer. I mentioned to her that it's a lot of running around (we would have to personally deliver each child to a different location as every age has its own bracket) and she just shrugged and said 'all the other families handle it just fine'. Our net worth is only 2.3M and I want to use the next 36 years to make sure our kids are set for when they become wall-E style retards on a scooter in 2076, but I will have less time to earn if I'm shuttling them around. Life is so fuckin hard and unfair man."

"Medium rare steak, roasted asparagus, laphroaig, 20mg adderall, finasteride."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49930632)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: computer philosopher

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49930651)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49930709)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931144)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions

Being overemployed fucking rocks. Can't believe how much time I wasted being a lawyer, a career I choose not to continue on my own volition. My hot organic finance and I are killing it as yuppers. We're getting married any day now and plan to have six kids minimum. Craterface Benzo is seething.

*Tomahawk Ribeye bone eaten clean, specks of mashed potatoes and asapargus, photo of $1500 tab with $500 gratuity, paid for with debit card, declined.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49930695)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49930713)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Hodd Toward (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931104)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: computer philosopher



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931153)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: COCKazn (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931188)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931398)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

MIL refuses to pay for her own child carseats to bring my spawn to her house twice a week while my shiksa wife sends emails. I refuse to bear all the expenses of gasoline and wear and tear on the car and our own carseats for her to borrow my car for this simple task.

*photo of balls of plain dough floating in a plain broth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931186)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: COCKazn (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931194)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931195)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: computer philosopher



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931216)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931399)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: computer philosopher

"Just messaged this hot adult woman that I matched with on Hinge. Said I want to lick her up and down all over her body even though she's Latina and I don't always like their scent. Waiting to see what she says. Pretty excited."

https://i.imgur.com/G3OkM8l.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931211)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: COCKazn (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931220)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931226)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: cucumbers

Dear diary,

hehe gay sex videos for hours. poaster poasting gay sex threads. jafar schizophrenia spam. NSAM schizophrenia spam. hehe penis, big penis. black penis. nyuug still a virgin but never not right. MPA's last joy in life is MPA threads. "law school admissions forum" turned into mentally ill, racist, sexist cesspool decades ago. no prestige, NOWAG. break to watch more gay sex videos (piss play). Ricky's SaaS startup disrupting nothing. cowgod = bald. how do i get HIV, the gift? i'm not even gay.

*two cups organic, plain, non-fat Greek yogurt, organic banana, two tablespoons organic olive oil*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931218)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931228)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Hodd Toward (🧐)

you forgot the whole ass can of black beans dump on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931264)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: cucumbers

Not flame I eat two cans of organic, low sodium black beans every single day. And I get a ton of fiber from other foods, too. I shit 2-3 times a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931302)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions

Six month anniversary of seperating from wife, celebrating that she'll offically he the EX-wife tomorrow. My kids call my GF their "favorite Mom" and now that I only have them half the time I can throw key parties with my pornstar network WAY more often. Doing a podcast with a disgraced politician tomorrow and a certain poaster got another shoutout. My life is a movie brothers.

*Fusion sushi platter, spring water with gold flakes floating in it, Gushers, Fruit by the Foot.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931225)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: computer philosopher



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931239)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: COCKazn (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931306)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931314)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931401)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: computer philosopher

"been in the K-hole for 10 hours now. holy shit i fucking hate fucking stupid goyim and i hate being jewish. about to cash out big with a massive SaaS deal. i'm finally going to be able to leave this faggot fucking jewish country"

https://i.imgur.com/X4EimqR.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931233)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931245)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: computer philosopher

"just had 2 of my gameFAQs accounts get banned simultaneously. not sure if that means that i won or lost The Gen"

https://imgur.com/P0UrG6m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931275)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: COCKazn (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931307)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Sun burned scalp to the skull this afternoon. It's almost 80 degrees here in CT and I havent been outside since September.

*course piece of concrete next to unopened Van Camp's Pork and Beans and Game Cube controller*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931326)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: computer philosopher



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931403)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931408)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: computer philosopher

"I love Men"

https://imgur.com/rZh3Q5s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872451&forum_id=2Elisa#49931427)