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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: Mauve balding senate This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: khaki hairraiser locale looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: pale charismatic kitchen half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: bateful pontificating therapy I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Canary Market Knife if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: razzle-dazzle umber theatre yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Turquoise Rambunctious Stag Film Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy parlour Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Turquoise Rambunctious Stag Film Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: khaki hairraiser locale 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: bateful pontificating therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy parlour Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: ruby place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: razzle-dazzle umber theatre delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: fuchsia school love of her life poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: khaki hairraiser locale he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: khaki hairraiser locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: nudist pozpig I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: razzle-dazzle umber theatre dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Canary Market Knife lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: khaki hairraiser locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: razzle-dazzle umber theatre oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: bateful pontificating therapy He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: transparent bipolar theater pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: pearly learning disabled idea he suggested parlor I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Ruddy cuck great lawman8 snub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: 180 fat ankles Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: zippy legal warrant locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: khaki hairraiser locale this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: french drab hospital pistol Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: mahogany hateful dragon death wish I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: fuchsia school love of her life Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: zippy legal warrant locus no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: fuchsia school love of her life who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: insane toaster forum He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: fuchsia school love of her life there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: insane toaster forum You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: fuchsia school love of her life So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: khaki hairraiser locale he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: zippy legal warrant locus i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: High-end casino puppy He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: insane toaster forum No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Ruddy cuck this list should be ordered by poasting volume btw, not alphabetically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: High-end casino puppy You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: nofapping bearded business firm So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: khaki hairraiser locale has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: transparent bipolar theater the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: razzle-dazzle umber theatre he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Erotic box office He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: Infuriating big center Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Sepia coldplay fan who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: khaki hairraiser locale why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: mahogany hateful dragon death wish I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: zippy legal warrant locus really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Laughsome jet piazza deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Ruddy cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: thirsty newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: aggressive stimulating church building shitlib Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Supple Patrolman Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: aggressive stimulating church building shitlib He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Bonkers mischievous spot Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: khaki hairraiser locale boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: Dun area in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: khaki hairraiser locale he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: Dun area sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: french drab hospital pistol Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Supple Patrolman a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Erotic box office thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: idiotic alcoholic crackhouse how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: Bull headed boistinker 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: zippy legal warrant locus she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: glittery impressive brunch haunted graveyard Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Ruddy cuck slime trail, whok poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: glittery impressive brunch haunted graveyard Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: zippy legal warrant locus You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: glittery impressive brunch haunted graveyard Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: fuchsia school love of her life Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Bull headed boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: High-end casino puppy She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Bull headed boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Bull headed boistinker ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: glittery impressive brunch haunted graveyard If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: transparent bipolar theater oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Excitant gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: razzle-dazzle umber theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Razzmatazz Chrome Gunner once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: nubile maize hunting ground private investor I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: french drab hospital pistol Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: Vibrant olive striped hyena Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Crystalline adventurous rigor school cafeteria NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521756) |