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Eileen Gu (AGWWG spawn) has a 1580 SAT score and is incredibly articulate (vid)
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: supple base brethren it's unknown who her White Father is
is she the perfect woman?
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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:17 PM Author: nyuug jfc nyuug how many threads have you made about eileen gu, you obessed schizo FREAK?!?!?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49769185) |
Date: February 11th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: supple base brethren i'd only ever seen photos of her
didn't realize she had such an ALPHA fratty personality |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:32 PM Author: Heady primrose property elite genetics
she's so fucking hot |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: Iridescent puppy feces i'm actually quite impressed. she'd be great in biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663375) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Bright Shivering Institution Ceo She's going to be an "entrepreneur" or VC or something, lol at grinding in biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663389) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Saffron coiffed sex offender endorsement deals, fashion line, spokeswoman/give speeches for 20k a pop, egirl
just remember that if you're 99 percentile hot and 99 percentile talented at something random (in this case obscure amateur sport) you can just get paid to be hot and famous champ |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: Bright Shivering Institution Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663425) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: yellow stage trust fund She allegedly made over 20 MM last year with two of the biggest markets available to her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663528) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:44 PM Author: chartreuse idiot round eye pretty clear momma Gu ordered some HARVARD sperm, which would be no big deal, but it's apparently ILLEGAL in CHYNA for single womyn to do IVF so they have to be all mysterious about it.
kind of hilarious that the CCP lets this hot chick do whatever she wants, she has dual citizenship (not technically allowed in Chyna) and maintains an instagram etc. |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: Saffron coiffed sex offender It's good for business. Imagine some ugly gook dork doing this he would be thrown in the gulag. But being hot and famous, she gets a pass! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663428) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 2:12 PM Author: obsidian awkward mexican moar liek eileen GOO, mirite?
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Date: February 11th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: Copper soul-stirring lodge potus how do we know the mom didn't just hook up w some guy who bailed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663517) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: chartreuse idiot round eye Feel like this mysterious HARVARD man would have surfaced at some point. Like even LeBrons dad at least seems narrowed down to two actual people.
I suppose this guy could be a no kiss virgin other than his random hookup with mama gu, but again considering mama gu is an alpha tiger mom seems much more likely she just bought the sperm (like that azn lawyer dood with the hapa skater kids) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: supple base brethren this sounds like a very plausible theory
i wonder who the donor CHAD was that produced this elite broodling. it's a total credit to eugenics then, many more people (namely TIGER WOMEN) would do this if they knew the outcome. |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:16 PM Author: Saffron coiffed sex offender Eugenics is 100% real and people don't do it for the same reason they don't buy the S&P and hold for 30 years and retire with millions. It's because long term thinking is really unnatural and most people can't conceive of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663692) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: domesticated titillating multi-billionaire cumskin This is incoherent. How do you “do” eugenics. You either are eugenic or you aren’t lol. wtf does long term thinking have to do with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663702) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Heady primrose property cr i just burst out laughing at that guy's post. seriously wtf lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663713) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Saffron coiffed sex offender anyone no matter what your genes can reproduce with someone stronger, better, faster, smarter, and better looking than them. If you are ugly and you marry someone ugly strong likelihood of ugly kids. Look at Bill Belichick's daughter. Built like a linebacker. The opposite is true too if he knocks up Jordon Hudson odds are he will have a better looking kid. And so forth. A lot of men who are successful young have a first family that is ugly and stupid, and then they get way more famous and they have a second family that is smart and attractive. Many celebrities including Elon do this. His first family is dumb and his second family will have turbo high IQ.
Long term thinking requires planning to mate with someone with great genetics. Most people just fuck the first person that comes their way and they get knocked up and that's that. 90% of couples are perfectly looksmatched where ugly, average, and hot people typically mate with someone of their same rank. To break this cycle it requires planning and long term thinking, which most people don't have. |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: domesticated titillating multi-billionaire cumskin “anyone no matter what your genes can reproduce with someone stronger, better, faster, smarter, and better looking than them”
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: supple base brethren it's actually incredibly easy: buy elite top 0.001% sperm and get pregnant. wouldn't even cost much, a single guy could father thousands of children.
it's simple and obvious, but people don't do it. at best, they do some half-assed "assortative mating" where they still want things to be organic, natural, matched. whereas a cunning tiger woman would just go out and GRAB top 0.000001% semen that others are ignoring |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: zombie-like turquoise step-uncle's house wtf are you talking about? people don't want someone else's kids; they want their own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663719) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: supple base brethren they are still your kids.. the dad is just anonymous / out of the picture
the point is that this worked incredibly well for this HIDEOUS TIGER MOM (look up pics). why wouldn't it work for 90% of women? |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: obsidian awkward mexican (evan turkey-basting chadcum into boihole) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663720) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: obsidian awkward mexican should I just dump as much money into VOO/SPY as I can? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663709) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: Saffron coiffed sex offender what's your timeline? the longer your timeline the more you'd be retarded not to. They say when you're 20, every 1000 dollars you spend now is robbing yourself of 20-50k when you're old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663717) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: obsidian awkward mexican I don't spend money at all and want a lot of money when I retire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663722) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: Saffron coiffed sex offender then what's stopping you from being a Boglehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663732) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 7:01 PM Author: obsidian awkward mexican I thought you were calling me a Funko Pop and I had to look it up
Why would I buy a bond index fund?
If I had $100,000 in cash, why not $40K in each of VOO and SPY and $20K in QQQ? |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:55 PM Author: henna indian lodge pisswyrm VOO and SPY are basically the same thing (they track the same index) so you would just throw your cash into one or the other if you did this (VOO is the better choice long-term due to the lower expense ratio).
I don't think holding bonds is important until close to retirement, the real question you should ask yourself is how bullish you are on the US compared to the rest of the world in the next few decades. I mostly hold US indices (VOO), but there's an argument to be made that international stocks could perform better than American stocks in the coming years. |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:32 PM Author: zombie-like turquoise step-uncle's house obviously. it's so easy to max your 401k and dump as much as possible into a brokerage. add in HSA and backdoor roth and you're bound to retire very comfortably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663748) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:36 PM Author: Arousing Menage Yep and a bit of QQQ too, 10-20% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663757) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: Smoky Hunting Ground Elastic Band I would totally bang her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49663742) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:39 PM Author: White dilemma Deep in her core she knows she needs white penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49664048) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:49 PM Author: Claret vivacious headpube tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49664076) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:59 PM Author: Plum preventive strike incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49664440) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:45 PM Author: mind-boggling milky legend wrinkle fwiw I have a 1580 SAT score and I am incredibly articulate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49664067) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:13 PM Author: cream odious trailer park cool let's see your phenotype (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49664672) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:18 PM Author: cream odious trailer park This Woman is remarkably fake. it's phenomenal. her personality has been Engineered in order to ace OCI. The head movements are exactly what a professional news anchor does, which a normal person does not pick up on in the ordinary course of business. She mentions the rice cooker which she probably didn't bring and which probably doesn't exist at all. it just sounds good when you say it. they barely got a chance to ask any questions. she could literally be a spy and lie about something for 30 years and never give it away, ever. discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49664679) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:30 PM Author: henna indian lodge pisswyrm Her mom bred her for this, created through IVF to be the perfect striver. She's probably spent 100s of hours learning "poise" and media presence ever since she could start talking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49664696) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: cream odious trailer park I mean why not. I don't see the average goy's upbringing as being any more prosocial. at least the mom knows what she's all about. the modal caucasian goy is a walking contradiction.
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Drab electric address mother Modernity is 180, apropos of nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49664697) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:32 PM Author: Chestnut frum church building goyim Absolutely true. She no doubt has had hundreds (if not thousands) of hours of "media training," though some of that comes from her modeling work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49664700) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: cream odious trailer park she could've done 80% as well without any training when she was like 12 imo. I think she's psychopathic enough to notice the head movements and to give things fake emotional-seeming emphasis at the right points. she needs to be raped btw. fatherless cunt. it's obvious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49664704) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: splenetic dysfunction office 0:40
Eileen Gu: Well I knew if I landed it it was going to be my best run ever, absolutely. I think the joy came the second I did and that's what's so magical about this sport: you can really conceptualize something before it even becomes possible. I'm asking my body to do something it has never done before, in the moment of highest pressure, when everything's on the line, and so that's what made me so proud to perform yesterday. |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:42 AM Author: passionate idiotic orchestra pit She was pretty much exclusively raised in USA, got really good at skiing and then china basically paid her to compete for them and promote her as their golden girl.
She’s raking in huge amts of cash both from the Chinese gov and all her endorsement deals. She’s also hot and obviously speaks perfect English and is up to date on all typical U.S. type shit like social media, fashion and celebrity trends which makes her even more valuable in china. |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: Drab electric address mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49665645) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: multi-colored coral box office candlestick maker Hope she ends up as rape meat for a CCP boss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2Elisa#49666163) |