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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
infuriating rusted parlour pozpig
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
impertinent state
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
infuriating rusted parlour pozpig
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Onyx Love Of Her Life
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
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The minds are not matched
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  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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chestnut sweet tailpipe set
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
infuriating rusted parlour pozpig
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
cordovan rambunctious senate chad
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
infuriating rusted parlour pozpig
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
cordovan rambunctious senate chad
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
cracking private investor
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
lascivious copper lettuce
  04/05/22
Height?
Tan doctorate
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5'7" - 5'8"
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
misanthropic vigorous market hominid
  04/05/22
shots fired
Nighttime Awkward Becky Library
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
infuriating rusted parlour pozpig
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Odious Hideous Death Wish Nursing Home
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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infuriating rusted parlour pozpig
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
fighting whorehouse
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
heady property
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
Racy Overrated Base Indirect Expression
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Onyx Love Of Her Life
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Chartreuse passionate elastic band school cafeteria
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Shimmering doobsian psychic
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: infuriating rusted parlour pozpig

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: impertinent state

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: infuriating rusted parlour pozpig

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Onyx Love Of Her Life

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Demanding Cruise Ship

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Grizzly main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Onyx Love Of Her Life

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: swollen laughsome theater stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: yapping coldplay fan indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Out-of-control national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: arousing organic girlfriend

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: cordovan rambunctious senate chad

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: chestnut sweet tailpipe set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: infuriating rusted parlour pozpig

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: cordovan rambunctious senate chad

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: infuriating rusted parlour pozpig

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: cordovan rambunctious senate chad

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: cracking private investor

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: lascivious copper lettuce

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Tan doctorate

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: infuriating rusted parlour pozpig

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: electric rehab stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Nofapping drab piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: misanthropic vigorous market hominid

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Nighttime Awkward Becky Library

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: infuriating rusted parlour pozpig

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Odious Hideous Death Wish Nursing Home

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Shimmering doobsian psychic

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: infuriating rusted parlour pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: fighting whorehouse

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: heady property

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Racy Overrated Base Indirect Expression

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Onyx Love Of Her Life

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse passionate elastic band school cafeteria

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Shimmering doobsian psychic

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating locale

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Onyx Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Cream frum tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: dashing clear gunner hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: infuriating rusted parlour pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: infuriating rusted parlour pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Hyperactive Sooty Round Eye

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: infuriating rusted parlour pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114491)