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JUST GOT REJECTED ON SEEKING FUCKING ARRANGEMENT
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:43 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: Hello Brothers,
It is I, the seeking arrangement poster...
Had first date with the hot redhead xo loves, pics here:
She utterly rejected me which I was shockingly ok with and more thought was humorous lol. To be fair, she was hot and I would have loved to fuck her.
She shows up in a beat up nissan altima with a bumper sticker that says "If you hit me, you better kill me" lol because she's that nuts.
We get tacos, she doesn't drink (she's ca sober). We're like shooting the shit but convo wasn't really flowing the most naturally, i was basically maintaining while she shoveled tacos down her throat and talked about her non verbal extremely high needs autistic 6 yr old son. It honestly sounded horrible lol.
But overall she was a super nice girl so whatevs, we ate our food and i live upstairs, we go upstairs to my place, smoke a joint and things are at the point where if something's gonna happen it's gonna happen and at that point there hadn't really been any positive movement in my direction. no light touches, she seemed slightly checked out.
So we go inside and finally she's like hey so i gotta be honest, im in a relationship and we're on a break so i jumped back on here and ur the first person i've seen since (right...) and I realized i still have feelings and just feel weird about this so i dont think i can sleep with you, but totally down to keep hanging out!"
I was like "yeah no worries, that's all good and i appreciate the honesty. I have zero desire to sleep with someone who's not into me... i mean it's just bad sex lol."
Then she's like "omg i know and thanks so much for understanding, i think you're super cool and im kinda bummed cause i think normally i'd be totally into it."
I go "yeah no prob, i appreciate that and I'm good, and i have plenty of women who want to sleep with me so it's honestly no big deal and i would way rather you tell me."
She hung out for maybe 15 more mins before she went and mercifully left.
LJL bros... During that time and the time we smoked the joint i learned that at 27 she has 1) a non verbal high needs autistic 6 yr old son, 2) she is diagnosed bipolar and on strong meds to manage, and 3) she lives a life of chronic pain. She apparently has some super insane "benign" tumor that is pressing on her spinal cord and associated nerves causing chronic and life altering pain which she manages by being high as shit 24/7 and it's inoperable as she'd likely be paralyzed. Literally unbelievable. By the end I was ready for her to leave just so i didn't have to here more depressing shit. I was basically damn that sucks, im really sorry to hear that, i wish there was something i could do.
So yes I paid for sex with a whore and got rejected. Please ruthlessly mock me. Oh to be fair I DID NOT pay her as services WERE NOT provided. I gave her 40 dollars for gas and paid for her tacos, which all cost less than 2 cocktails at a fancy cocktail bar.
All in all I was happy it happened. I've fucked so many of these whores that it was a nice change of pace to get rejected again. And now I'm comfortable enough with who i am, etc to not make it question my humanity.
If I had to do it over, maybe i talked to much cause i was filling the convo? But I kinda am who I am and if they aren't into it, that's cool too, I have plenty of chicks who are down to fuck and everyone i do fuck with the exception of like 1 (no sexual compatibility), wants to keep fucking.
All in all a positive outcome and a good dose of humility lol. Looking forward to the chick tmw. Pics here:
The hipster chick is lined up for weds of next week.
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface She was the only one that I thought looked worthwhile. But man, fuck that ho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862279) |
Date: April 19th, 2025 12:48 AM Author: hank_scorpio you realize you are just spending extra money to be less neurotic about trying to fuck girls right? You could, with any game at all, easily fuck these chicks if you're willing to spend a few hundred dollars on a date or pick them up in a nice car or do anything, but instead you just want to fuck broken women, who are admittedly better in bed, but still you should feel deep, deep shame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862131) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: Brother, i know it was sad which is why i was happy i didn't fuck her. Most of these whores are not this damaged and are just teehee extra spending money! type chicks.
Although I'm not sure we can also put tons of faith in anything these chicks tell you. It was clear she would have been happy to come around my place and use my amenities or i could continue to pay her for companionship but not fuck her, neither of which i have any interest in.
I'm also on the apps and am lining things up on there, it's just more work and more bullshit and the whores i can line up 7, for 7 nights in a row while i get to work on the apps.
And if i get one or two who i enjoy hanging out with and fucking, for a few hundred dollars than all the better.
If it makes you feel better, i gave her enough gas money to fill her entire tank up for the 14 mile drive. |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:08 AM Author: hank_scorpio no man it is still as sad as you thought, you basically broke a whore who was trying to go through with it but couldn't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862169) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:20 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: ljl yes i broke her... not all the other conditions she has.
Sometimes ppl aren't sexually attracted to other ppl. I'm cool with that, i do fine with chicks on both apps and SA, SA is just less effort and the money is nominal. |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:20 AM Author: hank_scorpio yes, that is what is sad about it, the nominal bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862186) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:16 AM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump she literally just wanted to eat tacos and fuck and forget about her life for 2 hours and OP wouldn't just SHUT HIS FUCKING MOUTH and let it happen. He had to drag her miserable tale of woe out of her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862252) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:17 AM Author: Gujarat's Next Top Poaster "So, tell me. Does your autistic son... Does he cry out in agony? Does he have night terrors?"
*nom nom nom*
"xopoa can you just shut the fuck up and let me enjoy this high?" |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: poaster fatly clinging to a bygone era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862747) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862749) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: Ass Sunstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862413) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:00 AM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862233) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:21 AM Author: Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win The money is so they leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862496) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:49 AM Author: Non sequitur she shoveled tacos down her throat and talked about her non verbal extremely high needs autistic 6 yr old son.
This is v sad |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:51 AM Author: William Badass sounds like you fumbled an easy "haha, idk" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862138) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: cock of michael obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862140) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:08 AM Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,.. It’s crazy to me that you are like half dating these whores. You even sit there and listen to some boner killing sad shit? That’s stuff you have to do when actually dating someone, not when you are paying a whore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862168) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:19 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: brother it was 10 mins of this, did you want me to be like ok get the fuck out i dont need to hear this shit?
Also, I prefer to have my boner killed if im not gonna be fucking her...
I am not half dating these whores, we went to dinner and came to my apt where she decided she didn't want to fuck me... Which im ok with... I'm confused |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:20 AM Author: hank_scorpio that's just a bad date and you were going to pay her to fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862185) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:35 AM Author: cock of michael obama he's not paying them to fuck, he's paying them to leave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862209) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: penis bum OP doesn't seem to understand this imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862477) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: Ass Sunstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862414) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:50 AM Author: Ass Sunstein That's why SA seems like the worst of both worlds to me.
Either just go pay a professional whore and fuck and be done with it, or date normal women. |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: poaster fatly clinging to a bygone era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862748) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:47 AM Author: Fyre festival founder This is the best content on xo these days. Keep it up brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862223) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:50 AM Author: Gujarat's Next Top Poaster Twist: she is going to call you in about a week and say "so me and that other guy ended up not working out and I REALLY need the money..."
Then you are going to have to choose whether fucking her is worth having to listen to her sob story again.
Sincerely, The XO Official Writing Team |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:51 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: This is very accurate but I will pass. I really do feel strongly about not wanting to fuck ppl who don’t want to fuck me. And yes this chick is chock full of issues and I don’t need that shit in my life lol.
So I’m gonna be glad this one didn’t work out.
Tmw just sent me this:
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: AI_concubine SF 5.5 LA 4.25 |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:57 AM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person Nothing to be said here except 80% of what she told you is a lie or ridiculous exaggeration. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862229) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:02 AM Author: Gujarat's Next Top Poaster Cr. "I have back pain so I must get high constantly. I'm on a website for whores but I decided I don't want to whore, just get free tacos and weed. Anyways, gotta go!"
She sucks and OP is wise to stay away but I hope she becomes a recurring character just because this saga needs better plot development. |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:16 AM Author: William Badass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862253) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:04 AM Author: sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr inoperable benign spine tumor tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862236) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:11 AM Author: Gujarat's Next Top Poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862247) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:15 AM Author: my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am (Fight! Fight! Fight!) that counts! that counts! (nyuug) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862293) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Oh, you tirade? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862536) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862976) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 4:32 AM Author: William Badass what was his name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862315) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:41 AM Author: Blonde Bukele she is incredibly uninteresting but has roped u in with lowgrade bpd bullshit
not even that hot either I liked the others more. shameful that u are even thinking about this bitch |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker Let’s work on getting her son a moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862435) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:09 AM Author: penis bum maybe the gayest thread so far this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862468) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) for a guy who pretends to be some cold hooker slayer, OP cares a LOT about what these hookers think of him and how they treat him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862479) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:16 AM Author: penis bum He's all like, "so i should just tell her to leave? That's, like, so mean!!!" and then she just leaves anyway. Fucking ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862487) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) he's poasting this thread to poast an L so people stop thinking he's some "some cold hooker slayer", whatever that is.
people here will find fault with anyone poasting IRL that's not sad and lonely online. . |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) so u paid her even tho she changed her mind about sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862483) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: Where did I pay her? I think I gave her 40 dollars for gas? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862542) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) ah OK. she should really pay u for wasting ur time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862592) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: Die Hard 2: Die Harder And you are inches away from getting trapped/stalked/accused of something by this kind of chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862609) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: Kenneth Play brother if you haven't learned this lesson yet, then let me tell you: meeting women to have sex for money puts you in contact with an insane, desperate demographic. ofc the degree will vary. many of them will present OK. idk what to tell you other than, be careful. you are letting someone into your world and they're letting you into theirs. it's difficult to have totally emotionless and risk-free sex imo. and so yeah, you're going to come into contact with some fucked up shit doing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862623) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:51 PM Author: solace and wallace All these LA women are going to be even more mentally ill than the Mormon ones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862819) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:10 PM Author: hung stud and here's why that's a good thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862847) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862861) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:33 PM Author: AI_concubine What do you mean “going to be”? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2Elisa#48862864) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:40 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: It's seeming that way brother. The chick from tonight just cancelled last min because she got called into work (she's a waitress of course).
trying to move one from thurs next week into her place. |