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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
Submissive Razzmatazz Legend Useless Brakes
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
Sepia insane fanboi parlour
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
Sepia insane fanboi parlour
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
Trip fear-inspiring cruise ship mexican
  01/13/26
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Sepia insane fanboi parlour
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
diverse rehab
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
thriller apoplectic theater
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
narrow-minded smoky prole ceo
  01/13/26
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the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
Laughsome Church
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Sepia insane fanboi parlour
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
Hilarious Place Of Business
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
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  01/13/26
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Submissive Razzmatazz Legend Useless Brakes
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
Sepia insane fanboi parlour
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Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
Lilac floppy school cafeteria
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
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Cerebral tanning salon
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i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
hyperactive menage codepig
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
Sepia insane fanboi parlour
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
Submissive Razzmatazz Legend Useless Brakes
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
Aphrodisiac angry bawdyhouse main people
  01/13/26
U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
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(shallow hal)
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redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/11/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
buff dingle berry
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
Sepia insane fanboi parlour
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*Santa Monica trapeze scene
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Well-lubricated parlor private investor
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
Vermilion school multi-billionaire
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
Vermilion school multi-billionaire
  01/13/26
ghastly
Cerebral tanning salon
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
Sepia insane fanboi parlour
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
Vermilion school multi-billionaire
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
Laughsome Church
  01/13/26
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Sepia insane fanboi parlour
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
Aphrodisiac angry bawdyhouse main people
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
know-it-all buck-toothed den philosopher-king
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
hyperactive menage codepig
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
flatulent fat ankles rigpig
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
know-it-all buck-toothed den philosopher-king
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Submissive Razzmatazz Legend Useless Brakes

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Sepia insane fanboi parlour

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Sepia insane fanboi parlour

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Trip fear-inspiring cruise ship mexican

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Sepia insane fanboi parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: diverse rehab

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: thriller apoplectic theater

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: narrow-minded smoky prole ceo

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Deep charismatic quadroon doctorate

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Cerebral tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Church

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Sepia insane fanboi parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Hilarious Place Of Business

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: know-it-all buck-toothed den philosopher-king

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Submissive Razzmatazz Legend Useless Brakes

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Sepia insane fanboi parlour

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Lilac floppy school cafeteria

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Sepia insane fanboi parlour

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Cerebral tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: hyperactive menage codepig

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Sepia insane fanboi parlour

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Submissive Razzmatazz Legend Useless Brakes

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac angry bawdyhouse main people

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated parlor private investor

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Submissive Razzmatazz Legend Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Sepia insane fanboi parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Cerebral tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac angry bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Mentally Impaired Cuckoldry Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Church

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded smoky prole ceo

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: buff dingle berry

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Sepia insane fanboi parlour

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded smoky prole ceo

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Sepia insane fanboi parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated parlor private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Vermilion school multi-billionaire

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Vermilion school multi-billionaire

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Cerebral tanning salon

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Sepia insane fanboi parlour

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Vermilion school multi-billionaire

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Laughsome Church

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Sepia insane fanboi parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac angry bawdyhouse main people

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: know-it-all buck-toothed den philosopher-king

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: hyperactive menage codepig

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: flatulent fat ankles rigpig

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: know-it-all buck-toothed den philosopher-king

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49587079)