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Dell kills the XPS brand

https://www.theverge.com/2025/1/6/24325799/dell-pro-max-prem...
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/07/25
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XPS? Moar like SPS
He flexed his right muscle.
  01/07/25
Friend? I had a all-in-one XPS gaming laptop that I literall...
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Nobody knew what these stupid brands all meant and dell gene...
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Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
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n-videa killed the xps star
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Date: January 7th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)

https://www.theverge.com/2025/1/6/24325799/dell-pro-max-premium-plus-ces-laptop-pc-rebrand-announcement

The tech industry’s relentless march toward labeling everything “plus,” “pro,” and “max” soldiers on, with Dell now taking the naming scheme to baffling new levels of confusion. The PC maker announced at CES 2025 that it’s cutting names like XPS, Inspiron, Latitude, Precision, and OptiPlex from its new laptops, desktops, and monitors and replacing them with three main product lines: Dell (yes, just Dell), Dell Pro, and Dell Pro Max.

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Date: January 7th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)

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Throw away 30 years of brand building and make everything more bland + confusing. Great start to the year.

I will take one Dell Premium Pro Max with Copilot + PC AI Studio with Accelerated Bing Integration, please

The best part is that I can put out an 8Gb ram laptop with a 128Gb of storage and call it Pro, Max or Excalibur Voltron and the consumer thinks they are getting a good product because it has buzz words in it.

"Welcome to Best Buy. I understand you're interested in purchasing a new Dell laptop?"

"Yeah, I want the Premium one."

"Great! In which product line?"

"What? I want the... the top-of-the-line model."

"Right, but of which product? There's the Dell, the Dell Pro, and the Dell Pro Max."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"You see, we have the Dell, the Dell Pro, and the Dell Pro Max."

"N-no, I don't see. I just—I just want the best one."

"Okay, so the Premium Pro Max!"

"...Maybe I'll just get a MacBook, actually."

"I can definitely help you with that. Are you looking at the Air or the Pro?"

"AHHHHHHHH"

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Date: January 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: He flexed his right muscle.

XPS? Moar like SPS

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Date: January 7th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)

Friend? I had a all-in-one XPS gaming laptop that I literally never turned off once unless I had to restart for an update, and it lasted 8 years before shutting down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660237&forum_id=2Elisa#48527315)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
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Nobody knew what these stupid brands all meant and dell generally had a reputation as being cheap chink garbage that only corporate buyers would want. Who cares. Having it simpler apple style is a good thing.

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Date: January 7th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 8:10 PM
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n-videa killed the xps star

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660237&forum_id=2Elisa#48529551)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: spritexero

X. 1. Carbon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660237&forum_id=2Elisa#48529554)