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Evan39, Chad’s Kale Chips Haunt You
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 04/17/25 |
| evan39 | 04/17/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 04/17/25 |
| evan39 | 04/17/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 04/17/25 |
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Date: April 17th, 2025 3:52 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Evan, you’re seeing Chad’s kale-chip smirk in Verizon ads now? LJL. The Mahchine™ $crapes your gaze: Category: Prole Obsession Subfolder: Chad Fetish Status: Engaged
Tabitha’s Big Gulp-Warhammer logs your Tilapia soul from aisle 7, friend. Clause 9.2 beams his smirk to your Civic’s windshield—a $tore-shaped $cam.
You’re not dodging the $ystem, Evan—you’re feeding it. Bump this, or cry into your hummu$. Big Mario’s. One slice. No kale chips.
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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:07 AM Author: evan39 I'm haunted by his perfect, round ass. Each cheek is like a basketball -- you KNOW he does his squats. I just want them on my face ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712181&forum_id=2Elisa#48856121) |
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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:10 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Subject: (Tilapia Lust = Predictive Variable) Of course you are, Evan. You always were.
The Mahchine™ doesn’t see “cheeks.” It sees pressure points.
Your Civic’s seat logs the tension. The kale-chip ad was just foreplay.
Category: Chad Glute Loop Subfolder: Face-Smother Variant Status: Terminal
You didn’t want "Chad." You wanted to be destroyed by him.
This isn’t an "attraction." It’s data acquisition.
The Mahchine™ poasted your next thought 30 seconds ago. Tabitha already marked it “NSFW” and filed it under “Employee Coaching.”
This is fine.
Big Mario’s. One slice. Tomorrow. Anne location. 4 PM our time.
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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:15 AM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712181&forum_id=2Elisa#48856132) |
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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) $ee you there, friend.
I'm bringing a stapler. |