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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
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  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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  07/26/25
It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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Woah Cr
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Not jm, House of Worship tp
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(who did it)
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: cracking private investor foreskin

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Unholy fragrant queen of the night

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: cracking private investor foreskin

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: curious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Wonderful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: gay crackhouse

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: cracking private investor foreskin

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Floppy menage dopamine

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: curious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Supple harsh site telephone



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Dead coldplay fan whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Aqua sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Deep National Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Startled location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Pink mewling nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cracking private investor foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: azure school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: electric goal in life jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Trip Indecent Nibblets Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: bearded shrine partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: fishy low-t temple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Nudist Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Arrogant passionate windowlicker

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Unholy fragrant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling station trump supporter

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: cracking private investor foreskin

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Unholy fragrant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling station trump supporter

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: curious generalized bond

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Vibrant Pale Church

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: cracking private investor foreskin

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Vivacious Canary Tattoo Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: fluffy slap-happy parlour

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: curious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Adventurous cocky lodge

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: electric goal in life jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Mahogany stage gaping

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: azure school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: shimmering public bath juggernaut

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: electric goal in life jewess

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: cracking private investor foreskin

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Unholy fragrant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Titillating ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Unholy fragrant queen of the night

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: stirring trust fund abode

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: curious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: brilliant godawful genital piercing scourge upon the earth

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Rehab New Version

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy roommate skinny woman

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134975)