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Lulziest divorce in my friend group ever just dropped…
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:15 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Female doctor of about 42 got caught cheating with a multitude of dudes because her husband found the copious nudes she was sending on TikTok when pulling up YouTube kids for their youngest over the holidays. Her complete lack of opsec means that he found all the rest of the GRAPHIC evidence in short order. Just real damning stuff. To paint the picture, in her early 20s she was a hard 6, petite with nice skin but a bit soft. Two decades, three kids, and female Ludwig type I hair loss have taken a toll.
Husband bided time until he had the lawyer and apartment lined up. She was blindsided when he said he was leaving, tried to deny the cheating not knowing he had the receipts, then tried to downplay that it was some one-time thing at a conference and that they could work on it. Like any man is going to couples therapy after seeing a photo roll that SCROLLS ON AND ON of your wife getting plowed by a dozen dudes, of every age, size, color, and creed, while moaning and dirty talking.
Now she’s going hard the other direction. It’s all his fault, she wasn’t fulfilled. She pared back her medical career to take care of their three kids and so he should get taken to the cleaners. (NB: She’s a pediatrician, her plan was always to work like one day a week at a mommy-doctor job.). His bros, especially those of us who are lawyers, are having to talk him down from threatening her withl the gigabytes of revenge porn he’s sitting on or just straight releasing it all.
THE TWIST! All of these people are Indian and the bride’s parents forced her to dump her organic college/med school white BF because he and his family obviously wouldn’t live up to their superior cultural values. The husband in this story was hand picked by the overbearing parents because he was the right caste, strain of Hindu, and whatever else they think matters. They also shunned their gay daughter. I wish I could be a fly on the wall when all of their friends hear the news and start gossiping. My understanding is that the parents have been lied to by the daughter, and so have no idea that the real problem is that they raised a whore and coerced her into an unhappy marriage. But the husband’s parents are part of the same community and know the real story. Would be hilarious to watch the competing narratives get worked out in the gossip. I *really* wish I could be there to see the parents learn the truth.
And don’t spare any pity for the husband. He’s a piece of shit who cheated on her the whole time they were dating and probably has been since. Also don’t spare any pity for their kids, they’re all ugly.
In summary, everyone involved in this story should have to go back and you should never allow your wife to befriend the family pediatrician.
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:19 PM Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,. female MDs tend to be psychotic in various ways. read the thunder collins saga from this very board for one of many such cases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607303) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:21 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Many such cases. They’re basically nurses with MY MASTERs so you get the slutty underpinnings plus diety-level entitlement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607311) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:32 PM Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607338) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:47 PM Author: Noblesse Oblige I got vasectomied by a female urologist. I was imagining how dirty of a mind she must have to just look at cocks all day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607369) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Anyone who chooses to make a career out of cutting on balls has got to be into some S&M shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607433) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:28 PM Author: Noblesse Oblige Cr I’m trying to get a follow up appt so she can look at some scar tissue and prescribe me trt. We’ll see where it leads… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607453) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑) “slutty underpinnings” is a great phrase (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607641) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:13 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) i've genuinely tried to date a bunch of them and it's been some of the top couple worse dates i've ever been on. it drives me nuts when someone's wrong, confident, sure of herself, and can't be reasoned with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607845) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:44 PM Author: America's Next Top Shabbos Goy How is this any different than other types of women? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607888) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:20 PM Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( ) just here to make my presence felt in a soon-to-be 100+ poast thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607306) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:31 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607458) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:20 PM Author: norwood ultra pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607309) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:48 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III I am not on any form of social media and do not know where to find pictures of these people, but lemme see if there’s anything representative available. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607375) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:05 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Edit to add: This is the most representative thing I can find for you based on the effort I’m willing to put into this so close to dinner time.
https://www.eporner.com/video-MmqVzlb5iwi/brown-nri-indian-shaysheisty-aka-cinnamonsweetie-bj-doggy-riding/ |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:36 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49608102) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:23 PM Author: Grant Amato did nothing wrong All of these people are Indian tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607314) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:41 PM Author: essential, like shitting or pissing All of these people are Indian tw1.0mb (the web 1.0 message bort) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607355) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:45 PM Author: sensitive young 39 year old Gamer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607365) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:25 PM Author: fully online and responsive Stopped reading there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607448) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:24 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon not sure what's going on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607317) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:25 PM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further Not a tiktokmo ... Explain, she was private messaging over tiktok or what
Cucky had to suspect it, was he searching her phone and the YouTube thing is just his excuse? |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:46 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III My understanding is that they were private messages. Maybe it was TikTok and/or WhatsApp? I am not a social media mo and am getting this story second/third hand from my wife and a guy I ride bikes with who is closer to the husband. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607367) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:48 PM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,.., you know how I know your gay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607371) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:56 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III I would love to hear this, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607400) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:50 PM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further Muds love whatsapp that's probably it
Surprised an Indian chick likes sex that much. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:27 PM Author: America's Next Top Shabbos Goy So you're telling me that there's a 42 year old post-wall Indian 6 in my area and she's available for sex? Help a brotha out drop the digits pls and thank u. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607325) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:29 PM Author: ban spaceporn Lol at the idea of an Indian being a 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607329) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:45 PM Author: sensitive young 39 year old Gamer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607361) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:47 PM Author: professor hojo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607368) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:25 PM Author: fully online and responsive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607449) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:42 PM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump A pudgy indian who was a "little soft" in her early 20s
also lol @ her having "great skin." wtf, her skin is indian |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:47 PM Author: sensitive young 39 year old Gamer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607497) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:19 PM Author: ban spaceporn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607551) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:59 PM Author: Roblox reread assuming OP is also indian. does it make sense now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607523) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:56 PM Author: fully online and responsive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607627) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:44 PM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., Lulzy yes but also absolutely devastating to have nasty Indians like this in your “friend group” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607360) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:45 PM Author: sensitive young 39 year old Gamer burst out laughing at the punchline but really man come on there isn't a single indian "person" of either sex that's fuckable, let alone a 6/10
also why the fuck do you have indians in your social circles |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:55 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III The wife was the happy young pediatrician who joined the established local practice when my kids were young. My wife became friendly with her and later invited her to be part of a mom’s coffee group that started meeting up during the pandemic.
Husband rides road bikes with some guys I ride mountain bikes with. I see him every few months at post-ride happy hours.
And we see them at all the school events. Our kids are all in the same schools, though mine are a few years older. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:58 PM Author: sensitive young 39 year old Gamer brother they are Literally Indian none of the rest of this stuff matters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607407) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:06 PM Author: Top Goy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607421) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:08 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Where on earth do you people live that your social circles consist of nothing but DAR/Junior League housewives and their Alpha Chad JustDoSales Bro husbands who run their own RIAs for other local wealthy families? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607425) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:15 PM Author: sensitive young 39 year old Gamer i have non-white friends and colleagues, a lot actually (admittedly mostly east asian), but being involved in social circles or business with indians is strictly a no-go
i'm not even memeing. you should really avoid indians in all contexts. they are really bad people and are all potential downside with zero upside |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:25 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III I am far, far, far too autistic to put that kind of effort into policing my social circles. I ride bikes with the people who are at the trailhead when I am. I drink beer with the people who are at the bar at the same time I am. If I weren’t trying to model some approximation of normal human behavior for my boys, I wouldn’t even do this.
Not counting all my XO besties and my brother, I have exactly one (1) real close friend who I have known since the third grade. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:43 PM Author: Noblesse Oblige I’m gonna ride my MTB tomorrow. Wanna meet up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607486) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:09 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Hell yea! Porcupine Ridge, Tsali, or Severed D? You’re in the black Tacoma right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607539) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:28 PM Author: Noblesse Oblige Yeah meet you at like 10am. I love severed D. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607560) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:37 PM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further I don't have social circles except for xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607473) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: fully online and responsive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607465) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 9:01 PM Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607639) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:48 PM Author: turtledood This thread is embarrassing AF for OP because he admitted to having a turd friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607373) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:40 PM Author: fully online and responsive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607480) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:48 PM Author: gibberish (?) Imagine the smell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607374) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:30 PM Author: Non sequitur threw up at the punchline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607457) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:49 PM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump >>>>>>THE TWIST! All of these people are Indian
This isn't the twist, it's the lede. You could have just said this first and spared everyone reading the post up to that point. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:52 PM Author: David Poaster Wallace What precisely are the logistics for this: her husband found the copious nudes she was sending on TikTok when pulling up YouTube kids for their youngest over the holidays. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:02 PM Author: Roblox yeah you have to accept that that part doesn't make any sense and trudge on through rest of the story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607525) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:10 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III I gathered that the app wasn’t closed so when he swiped up to see recently used apps it was right there. And a little more poking took him to her photo reel that had scads of evidence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607542) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:21 PM Author: David Poaster Wallace I still don't understand. Are there TVs that have a Tiktok app? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607555) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:28 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Oh, shit, that’s the disconnect. It was on her iPad. He was pulling up YouTube Kids on the mom’s iPad to keep the ~5 year old occupied (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607562) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 10:53 PM Author: David Poaster Wallace Who gives an iPad to a 5 year old? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607816) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:14 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Saar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607848) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:14 AM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,.., public schools. they issue them to kids starting in kindergarten. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49608062) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:13 AM Author: essential, like shitting or pissing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607919) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:14 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) good story - sad for them. sounds like a lot of bad behavior on all sides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607846) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:50 PM Author: full-time AI slop consumer why is an indian allowed in your friend group? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49607891) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:00 AM Author: cannon “Ludwig type I hair loss”
Ty. I learned something new today. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:20 AM Author: Candy Ride I love hearing about my Indian friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49608169) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:46 AM Author: sensitive young 39 year old Gamer just opened this thread again and burst out laughing again
really insane thread in so many ways |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:01 AM Author: Candy Ride Lots of people are shitting on op because he knows Indian people. It is fair point, but the thread is still hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49608537) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Marshall W. Waller I’ve found Indian chicks to be top-tier duplicitous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49608764) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:48 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,. Interesting story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2Elisa#49608786) |