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I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: Glassy Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. Good opportunity for you to improve delegating skills and to "bring someone up" in the Firm. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668691) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: Glassy Corner Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle back. Tkhanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668698) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' counsel served the attached discovery requests on our client three weeks ago. Answers and responses due next Friday. I know you're tied up on research and the response, but plan to turn to this after emailing the initial draft response on or before Monday morning. My assistant prepared the attached shell answers and responses, hopefully it helps. Paralegal X (copied here) already requested info and docs from the client. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674269) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, "Even Hell itself can't possibly be worse than this..." he whispers as he closes his eyes and listens to the low hum of the car. Somewhere, a taxidermied monkey's paw twitches almost imperceptibly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674325) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:32 PM Author: learning disabled plaza and this is why I XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674327) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: vibrant step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43700853) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:25 AM Author: Sticky Dragon Black Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45276242) Date: December 23rd, 2022 9:22 AM Author: learning disabled plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45681222) Date: August 5th, 2025 11:51 PM Author: Canary meetinghouse sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#49160793) Date: August 5th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard Thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#49160806) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:51 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674421) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: vibrant step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43700851) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:53 PM Author: scarlet cheese-eating rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44515715) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard Senior Associate, Are you having connectivity issues? I can't access emails on my iPhone. Sending this out regardless, hopefully not a crapshoot! It occurs to me that the Firm might have scheduled Firmwide server maintenance in light of the holiday?? I know you plan to spend tonight with the family, so hopefully this doesn't impact you. I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Judgmental Violent National Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669208) Date: November 12th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#49423274) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human Resources and Chief Diversity Officer): [Senior Associate], Sorry -- As I was scrolling through my emails, I was reminded that it has been strongly recommended that we all strive to give our diverse associates (such as [X]) "a purposeful space for healing and rest" over the next few days, in light of the recent unfortunate verdict that was just returned by a Minneapolis jury finding former-Police Officer Kim Potter guilty of manslaughter (rather than murder) in the tragic on-duty shooting death of Daunte Wright. In light of that advice, which is certainly well taken, please don't email [X]. I believe [miserable 33 year old shrill midwit grinder goy shrew 3rd year Y] may have some bandwidth, but if not, let's save the "mentoring" for another time -- probably just as well, given that this client is very cost conscious, which I believe I previously mentioned. Thanks again, and thank you both as well for the important reminder on this, Shonda and LaTanye! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668885) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being so thoughtful, Equity Partner X. We hate putting ANY of our hard-working and talented associates "out" for the holiday, but all things equal, the Firm strongly believes in retaining diverse talent. And thanks Senior Associate for all your hard work!! Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!! -Shonda (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668925) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" icon on an innocuous and sniveling "Thanks all, Happy Holidays!" reply for a solid 30 seconds, but ultimately you chicken out and don't fire it off because you're concerned about potentially offending someone who doesn't celebrate any holidays at this time of year, and you don't know if the Chief Diversity Officer -- who is a real battle axe -- might fit that bill* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668938) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festive season and new year! Sincerely, Bobby Birdshit, Esq. Senior Associate Kike & Kike LLP he/him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668963) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, *You find it hard to concentrate for the next hour as a nagging voice in the back of your heads wonders where the "festive season" phrase might have crossed a line* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668972) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:57 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple *this nagging feeling you may have crossed the line persists for months. when you attend your monthly diversity seminar in january where a large black woman explains institutional white supremacy to you for the 100th time, you nervously wave at the diversity and inclusion head, trying to gauge if she has forgotten this past misstep* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669054) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:44 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard *the diversity and inclusion person's eyes go right past you, as if you never existed* *and just after the monthly seminar closes, you try to approach diversity and inclusion head, but she's knee-deep in conversation with the Firm's Partner-in-Charge, so you walk out early not to bother them* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669567) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:50 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple Diversity and Inclusion head Shonda to Partner-in-Charge: "Mmmmhmmm, nice to see Senior Associate X finally show up to one of these events. Despite them being highly encouraged. Although he didn't look particularly engaged. Anyways, we received word back from Ibram X Kendi about speaking for us. His fee is $100,000.00, which is frankly a steal. He's has availability mid-March. I recommend we make this event mandatory." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669595) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669600) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: Arousing native love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669185) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Trip Senate Azn Hits home way too hard Once had a partner blow up a major holiday like this, they did absolutely 0 work on a massive project, deadline was right after the holiday, and I had to put in 50 or so hours over a three day weekend to get it up to speed. Afterwards they pretended like it was nbd because he told me to loop in a notoriously shitty and slow 1st year who added next to nothing, blaming me for working too much: “You didn’t need to do this all yourself, you had X working with you, didn’t you? Shouldn’t have been that much work over the holiday.” Shitty associate also billed a bunch of hours but didn’t ease the workload at all, ofc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669188) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669207) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Trip Senate Azn Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsibility, co-counsel fucked up a joint filing and then partner volunteered our firm to do all of it last minute and dumped 100% on me while he went out of pocket for the long holiday weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669244) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple co-counsel really impressed with partner and will be sure to recommend him to clients in the future. co-counsel has no idea who you are. and the world keeps spinnin' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669252) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669257) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:43 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Trip Senate Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669273) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:38 PM Author: Judgmental Violent National Sorry. That might have been me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669246) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: Startled Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668694) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard Did you receive the outstanding materials from my assistant? She told me yesterday she planned to work today, but I haven't heard or seen her at all this morning. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668702) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: idiotic useless brakes “I’m going to kill myself soon. How would you like me to itemize that on our next billing report?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668725) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:07 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard Hi Associate X, I received the email immediately below from your account. Did you send it. If so, did you mean to send it to me? Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet. Hope you stay well this season. P.s. if you have any questions about the research or response as you're working through it, give me a ring. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668815) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: learning disabled plaza "Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet." jfc. . . 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I texted my assistant and she reminded me that she is using PTO today. Client directly emailed all the materials to her account last night. Any suggestions? I don't want to put this client out again on Christmas Eve, but know you need these documents to begin research and drafting. You might consider seeing if IT can access the materials from her account. Give me a call if you'd like to discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668722) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:53 AM Author: Startled Main People lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as compared to some situations I've lived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668741) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? I'm hitting the road in about an hour. Thanks again. Johnny on the Spot! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668784) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668795) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:11 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668844) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:59 AM Author: Sticky Dragon Black Woman JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45067520) Date: August 25th, 2022 10:11 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45067917) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that they will be out until Monday. Any chance you could get your assistant to log in remotely to send me the docs? Haven't heard back from Junior yet. Wife and kids are heading off to my parents so I'll be out of pocket for about 30min while I see them off, I'll loop back with you before you hit the road. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668806) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:08 PM Author: Topaz athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668825) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:09 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory. I haven't had to call IT in a minute, but don't we have 24/7 assistance? Again, check internal resources on this. If you could give me another update before I hit the road at 1 PM, that would be fantastic. Let's knock this one out of the park. Excited to work on this with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668831) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory." God fucking dammit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668848) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counsel contact, just called my cell. She's flying out of the country effective Sunday evening and returns Tuesday, January 4. She didn't tell me where she's going but she was not shy to volunteer that she will have limited connectivity. She asks if we could email her a draft response by Sunday, 5 PM, so she may review that evening and provide her comments. Can you email me a draft by Sunday, 11:30 AM? I return to the city tomorrow evening, with church first thing Sunday morning, but have carved out all of Sunday early afternoon. Thanks again for jumping on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668862) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple *associate misses check in with partner because he's having a screaming match in the driveway with his wife and crying children about why he's not coming to his own parents house for christmas* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668889) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:21 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, *future ex-wife *future estranged grown up children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668895) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:27 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple "i made sacrifices, but it was all worth it" (service partner) (will be unceremoniously fired during the next recession) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668916) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, "And I mean, you can't beat the pay..." *Ex-wife + kids will be taking 2/3 of your paycheck within three years through a bitter and expensive divorce and custody battle* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668966) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:54 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple "Plus the prestige and future opportunities." *blissfully unaware that someday soon his resume will be in an hr shrews hopper for a single open in-house position along with 500 other identical resumes. his never to actually be seen with human eyes since he elected to self-identify as white* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669047) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:29 AM Author: Sticky Dragon Black Woman toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45276258) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: learning disabled plaza lol, hilariously tragic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674326) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, "I return... with church first thing Sunday morning" Come on man this is a bridge too far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668890) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: snowy hot trump supporter lettuce Biglaw partners go to “church” on Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43678768) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:16 PM Author: mewling excitant ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668866) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:17 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668877) Date: October 20th, 2024 12:34 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#48218185) Date: November 18th, 2024 4:32 AM Author: Sticky Dragon Black Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#48351022) Date: November 18th, 2024 10:50 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#48354532) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:47 AM Author: Impressive Digit Ratio Area Thanks, will do. Might be able to flip you a draft response today before you go offline for shabbat. Would that work? Will be difficult for me to focus on this over the weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668715) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). First, unless you know something more than me, the research on this alone will take 5-10 hours. I've teed this up with the client, she understands. We need to put our best foot forward here. And, regardless, I am hitting the road at 1 PM and to visit family upstate. Very spotty reception up there. Take your time with this one. I'll review first thing Monday morning. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668736) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: Maniacal Know-it-all Faggot Firefighter Please tell me this is satire. If not let's put some real numbers to this. How many BIGLAW lawyers are there in NYC? % that will be working Today, Tomorrow, And / Or Sunday? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669513) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, please exercise discretion in the future re what internal correspondence you loop me into -- I should of course always be copied on all emails to the client / opposing counsel, but on purely internal matters like this, it's often not a good use of my time or the client's money to get me involved. I expect you to generally handle things like this after I pass them off to you, and I know that my faith in you is not misplaced! 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669909) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:43 AM Author: Hyperventilating Sable Headpube Hilarious and sick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672576) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:25 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672683) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:47 PM Author: learning disabled plaza VERY SICK & SAD! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674404) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:39 PM Author: french crackhouse codepig Lmfao what the duck is wrong with you guys larping this on Xmas eve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670064) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:40 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (Of Counsel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670072) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670353) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: Hyperventilating Sable Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672571) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674162) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:48 PM Author: learning disabled plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674406) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: coral jet-lagged center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674435) Date: November 5th, 2024 8:14 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#48284989) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:20 PM Author: Hilarious Associate they're jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670291) Date: December 26th, 2021 4:04 PM Author: coral jet-lagged center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43679080) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: Hairraiser Well-lubricated Hall Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670744) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:34 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard This will go down as a special moment in BIGLAW horror-threading/LARPing. I see it as XO's official "Christmas Eve" special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670765) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:37 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple Senior Associate X, I'm finishing up dinner now and haven't received word from you in since the early afternoon. Starting to get worried. Please call me ASAP. Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670775) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:18 PM Author: Sticky Dragon Black Woman It is now 8:30pm. I have called you three times in the last 30 minutes and you have not called me back. It is extremely important that you call me AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45240215) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: Hyperventilating Sable Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672572) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: federal queen of the night i wonder if a lot of people would actually turn down law school if they saw a thread like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672579) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:11 AM Author: spectacular avocado temple "it can't be as bad as they say" "they're just a bunch of poli-sci shitheads that are allergic to work" "if it's really that bad, i'll lateral in a couple years after paying off my loans" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672644) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672648) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: federal queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672651) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: flesh mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672659) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:35 AM Author: Topaz athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672930) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674163) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:49 PM Author: learning disabled plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674408) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: coral jet-lagged center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674439) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:15 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Trip Senate Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675087) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Salmon chapel kitty cat mods plz ban (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43678951) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:48 PM Author: alcoholic ungodly nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44299169) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:59 PM Author: scarlet cheese-eating rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44515744) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: coral jet-lagged center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44604402) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Violent vigorous point Ahhhhhhahahahhahhahhaahahhaahaha Last one especially burns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45642920) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:46 PM Author: Metal Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47206901) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:43 AM Author: shaky ultramarine ape XO used to talk people out of LS all the time when aspiring law students actually ventured here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45782352) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:39 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard [priority email] Hi Associate Y, Apologies for the Christmas morning interruption. Senior Associate X should have reached out to you yesterday afternoon about some emergency research we need this weekend, but oddly, I have not yet received confirmation from him that you two connected. Please confirm you that you spoke with him yesterday about this project, and please confirm that you will provide the research to him this weekend. We have a draft response due to the client tomorrow late afternoon (before she heads out of the country), and he promised me an initial draft of the brief mid-day tomorrow. It's been a minute since I've researched the salient issues, but suspect this response brief will require several hours of research, at minimum, so want to make sure you're entirely in the loop, sooner than later. I appreciate your willingness to jump on this research assignment over a holiday weekend. It's not normally like this here - our Firm values work-life balance. I recommend that you take some time off around New Year's to make up for this. I hope first-year is going well! Thanks, Equity Partner (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672569) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: spectacular avocado temple [First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like a minor league player that is getting called up to the big leagues. He's finally getting the chance to prove himself. Taking Equity Partner at his word that the brief will require "several hours of research", and assuming, naively, that no one would be so cruel as to casually dump an assignment that will require working completely through Christmas day and an all-nighter, First Year Y shoots off a quick text to his mother] "Hey Mom, just got a rush assignment from work. I don't think I'll be late to lunch at 1, just wanted to give you a heads up. (told you they work you hard at these big firms!) Merry Xmas Love You" Good morning and merry Christmas Mr. Equity Partner, Senior Associate X did not reach out to me. I will call and text him, but if you're not getting any response I doubt I will. No worries about the morning interruption, I'm eager to step up to the plate! Is there anyone else I can reach out to or can you bring me up to speed? Sincerely, First Year Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672637) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: claret spot marketing idea Wow.... Literally first poast that gave me the chills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672657) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:17 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard 180 poast, got so much right: "Mr. Equity Partner" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672666) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard First Year Y, Thank you for the quick response. Noted and appreciated. I will let Senior Associate X get you up to speed (copied here). He is closer to the file, including the documents, all of which include lots of Company "jargon" that he will need to walk you through so you fully grasp the research issues. If you have any questions after connecting with him, shoot me an email. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672661) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, Forgot the "Please don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything else that I can help with!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674169) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, *Equity Partner scans the email on his iPhone as, Terminator-style, his evil reptilian kike brain keys in on all critical aspects of the message and instantly formulates the following firm and comprehensive assessment: - "merry" not capitalized = lacks attention to detail, potential source of liability, do not trust - Use of "merry (sic) Christmas" as a greeting in the first place = both naive and culturally insensitive, additional potential source of liability, strike two red alert danger danger Conclusion: This particular junior will be tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive gruntwork, actively run into the ground, eventually counseled off of the case as soon as a better junior becomes available, and thereafter bad-mouthed to fellow partners whenever the opportunity organically arises -- and there is absolutely nothing that they can say or do moving forward to substantially change this assessment/fate* Response: "Thanks so much First Year Y, I really appreciate the 'can do' attitude -- welcome to the team!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674182) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:06 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard 1 fucking 80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674184) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:11 PM Author: elite theater immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674205) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:12 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674210) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple (first year Y is now two hours and five bourbon infused eggnogs into his family's Christmas luncheon. Having not heard from Senior Associate X or Equity Partner regarding what his task is, and being unsure of whether he should repeat his ask for instructions from equity partner, he has gravely misunderstood the urgency of this matter, the amount of work it will require, and the precarious situation he's in now. Additionally, he has confused the partners casual and friendly tone as having established some genuine rapport. Spurned on by his naivety, obliviousness, and growing intoxication, he shoots off the following email to equity partner) Hey (partners first name), Still haven't heard from Senior Associate X. Eager to get started on this. I'm at my family's Xmas party right now so I might be "out of pocket" at times. Please lmk what I can do to help with this. Cheers, (first years first name) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674317) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard !!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674323) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete To be fair, Jesus fucking Christ "lmk" "PS ty again for the opportunity, no cap lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674330) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#49146074) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: coral jet-lagged center Really nailing it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674454) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:57 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674783) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#49146075) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:25 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Trip Senate Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675132) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:32 PM Author: flesh mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675659) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:42 PM Author: Topaz athletic conference Jfc this guy may not make it to the end of the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43678746) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: alcoholic ungodly nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680463) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:01 PM Author: scarlet cheese-eating rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44515751) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: alcoholic ungodly nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44604398) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: Twisted Slimy Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45677863) Date: July 4th, 2023 11:21 PM Author: scarlet cheese-eating rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#46510103) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:59 PM Author: coral jet-lagged center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674446) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:58 PM Author: Hilarious Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674785) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:22 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Trip Senate Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675120) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:48 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43676278) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: alcoholic ungodly nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680465) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:20 PM Author: bistre histrionic bbw place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43681027) Date: December 27th, 2021 11:57 AM Author: Stirring wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43682826) Date: December 29th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43694180) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:30 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44298751) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:44 PM Author: Twisted Slimy Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44298822) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: alcoholic ungodly nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44299181) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:09 PM Author: Flatulent Lodge Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44604326) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: coral jet-lagged center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44604405) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:21 PM Author: Violent vigorous point god please kill me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45642927) Date: November 4th, 2024 4:53 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#48282046) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:39 PM Author: Twisted Slimy Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45677857) Date: December 22nd, 2022 9:55 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45679212) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: alcoholic ungodly nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45899088) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:52 AM Author: Hilarious Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#48279376) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#48279384) Date: November 20th, 2024 10:15 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#48359661) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:55 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674140) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: dashing cowardly piazza High level mental illness on display ITT (which includes the creators, their inspiration, society and those of us taking the time to read it). Going to kill myself now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674179) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:23 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674274) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: coral jet-lagged center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674434) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674459) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:21 PM Author: Hairraiser Well-lubricated Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43678908) Date: December 26th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: learning disabled plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680083) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: alcoholic ungodly nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44299182) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:54 PM Author: Drab Free-loading Foreskin Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44515719) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: alcoholic ungodly nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45899089) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:21 PM Author: walnut electric furnace hospital i left biglaw 3 years ago and never did litigation. reading this last night still literally gave me nightmares all night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675118) Date: December 25th, 2021 7:45 PM Author: federal queen of the night lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675428) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:33 PM Author: flesh mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675668) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: Hairraiser Well-lubricated Hall This deserves some kind of thread of the year award (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43678913) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:16 PM Author: coral jet-lagged center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680272) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680707) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:48 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680735) Date: December 26th, 2021 5:15 PM Author: learning disabled plaza Wasn't the draft due to the Client around this time before her flight? Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43679440) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680708) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:47 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how this all played out. i like to think equity partner was sending out emails on saturday night with no response, only to find out that his cellular data got turned off. when he got back into range all his queued emails were sent simultanously. first year got 100 emails from equity partner suddenly and freaked the fuck out, not knowing what to do. then Senior Associate X's body is discovered, and equity partner uses this convenient deus ex machina to explain what the project wasn't completed. turns out this was a low priority for the client anyway and she's off to cancun until 1/7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680731) Date: December 26th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680902) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: flesh mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680977) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: Bright weed whacker "then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" Can IT access the materials that were in his e-mail since he'll be unavailable??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43681287) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: alcoholic ungodly nowag 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44299186) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: scarlet cheese-eating rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44515757) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:27 PM Author: bistre histrionic bbw place of business this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. have had a horrible december workwise. battled hard to wrap up work so that I could get a 2-3 day break. wife is close to leaving me right now because of work. even got a court order granting two motions I wrote this week so figured I was in the clear. i get an email at 6 PM on thursday night (12/23) from Jewish equity partner (I am a non-equity partner) while at family Christmas party. "Where is draft of X?" "uh, there isn't a deadline for X now that the Court granted our motion" "I don't care, I expected a draft this morning" "well, I'm out of pocket for the next hour. I'll get you the draft tonight" [haven't even assessed X to know if this is possible] "well, I'd like some family time the next two days too." [hanukkah ended three weeks ago, Mort] fortunately X was pretty easy and I got a nice email from Mort at 10 AM on Christmas Eve copying the whole team saying "Nice job on this." I then worked until 5 PM on Christmas Eve getting signoff from everyone on our team and conferring with opposing. I did not work on Christmas itself but billed 2 hours today on the aftermath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43681054) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:26 AM Author: Exciting misunderstood orchestra pit gunner Got pulling 500k+ at least? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45287542) Date: October 5th, 2022 11:11 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard 😉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45287662) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:35 PM Author: Twisted Slimy Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45683450) Date: November 23rd, 2024 1:24 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#48371544) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:13 PM Author: Bright weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45328303) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:14 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45328312) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: mahogany elastic band Why not just push back hard? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45683433) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:46 PM Author: Soul-stirring crusty roast beef (Bartleby, the Scrivener) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45643341) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45677808) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: Twisted Slimy Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45677868) Date: December 23rd, 2022 2:56 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45680391) Date: December 24th, 2022 11:00 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple [11pm on Christmas Eve and Second Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. He'll have to hop on first thing in the morning and bang out some work if he hopes to make it to his family's Christmas party. Wow, has it been a whole year? Everything seems like a blur. He's barely seen them at all since last year's Christmas party. He looks out of his Dumbo apartment window at the Manhattan skyline. The winter solstice has passed. Maybe in a few more months he'll be able to go outside in the daylight again. But man, the view. It's all worth it he thinks to himself. He's made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45689248) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:04 AM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690433) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:09 AM Author: Brass house ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690443) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690781) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:40 PM Author: Exciting misunderstood orchestra pit gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690915) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:43 PM Author: brilliant seedy internal respiration Lawyer-wasting-his-life poasting is my favorite niche subgenre on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690927) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:45 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690932) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: vibrant step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690784) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690834) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: Aromatic mother boltzmann this is the first non-robotic non-glitchout original content i have seen from TBF since last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690831) Date: January 9th, 2023 5:15 AM Author: Sticky Dragon Black Woman WHERE ARE WE ON THIS? I need to send to the client by 9:30am before my flight takes off!!!! 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45898436) Date: February 28th, 2023 9:52 PM Author: spectacular avocado temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45995056) Date: December 23rd, 2023 4:08 PM Author: bateful costumed market jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47206549) Date: December 23rd, 2023 4:10 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47206558) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM Author: flesh mental disorder im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47206892) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM Author: Metal Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47206897) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:00 AM Author: spectacular avocado temple [10am on Christmas Morning and Third Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. Internally he bitterly mutters “Why am I editing LaTonya’s motion? She’s a third year too! This piece of shit was full of grammatical errors and incorrect citations! I’ve been up all night making this turd presentable. Why is she doing the first draft and presenting it?! It’s almost as if I’m being tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive grunt work and being actively run into the… FUCK.” He instinctively pops another Xanax and the anxiety begins to subside. It’s been increasingly difficult to suppress these intrusive thoughts. His phone vibrates. His eyes do not even register the unanswered text from his mother asking if he’ll make it to Christmas this afternoon – they are instinctively drawn to the text from Equity Partner. He sighs, opens his laptop lid again, and pops a 30mg Adderall as Citrix loads. His view of the Manhattan skyline is now mostly obscured by a large pile of documents. But it’ll all be worth it, he thinks to himself. He’s made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47211192) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Metal Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47211197) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:15 AM Author: bateful costumed market jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47211241) Date: December 25th, 2023 4:09 PM Author: burgundy vengeful school private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47211978) Date: December 25th, 2023 5:20 PM Author: Twinkling haunting gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47212119) Date: December 25th, 2023 6:49 PM Author: Bearded stubborn keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47212329) Date: January 10th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: spectacular avocado temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47270799) Date: December 25th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: ...,....,,........ 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