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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: bright histrionic stage ladyboy

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed site

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: bright histrionic stage ladyboy

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: bright histrionic stage ladyboy

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gay hominid

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Gold Exciting Pit Roast Beef

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Copper rigpig hall



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Copper rigpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725855)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: drab frum parlour



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: bronze spectacular pistol

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: fighting windowlicker

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: bronze spectacular pistol

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: fighting windowlicker

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: bright histrionic stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Vengeful effete legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617063)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: overrated sexy liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617068)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Opaque Wonderful Theater Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617074)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Twisted den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Impressive fuchsia selfie whorehouse

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: bright histrionic stage ladyboy

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: jade aromatic abode idiot

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Startling glassy newt

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Twisted den

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Startling glassy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Salmon provocative nibblets messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28268449)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Fragrant Shrine Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28269083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Opaque Wonderful Theater Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: bright histrionic stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Twisted den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: Navy Embarrassed To The Bone Kitchen Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Impressive fuchsia selfie whorehouse



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: flickering faggotry



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Copper rigpig hall



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: trip milky corner



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Anal persian

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: bright histrionic stage ladyboy

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Copper rigpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: bright histrionic stage ladyboy

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: bright histrionic stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Salmon provocative nibblets messiness

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: pearl cuckold



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Vengeful effete legal warrant



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: pearl cuckold



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: hyperventilating dull main people business firm



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Mint splenetic set ratface



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: out-of-control grizzly stead



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: bright histrionic stage ladyboy



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: magical organic girlfriend associate



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: pearl cuckold



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: hairless magenta lodge sex offender



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: silver dilemma sweet tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#49245727)