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Ilhan: did i claim $30m in assets? i meant to say $60k.

now says her assets are $20-100k. she listed them as high as...
Magical White Brethren Dilemma
  04/20/26
how's she paying her daughter's $100K annual columbia tuitio...
flickering swashbuckling theatre persian
  04/20/26
probably by doing 0.0001% of the insider trading Trump is do...
Mind-boggling Pisswyrm
  04/20/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
Balding Market
  04/20/26
, lisped the retard
Crusty Chapel
  04/20/26
don’t give a shit. Trump’s done 1000x worse
Mind-boggling Pisswyrm
  04/20/26
...
Rough-skinned territorial turdskin
  04/20/26
then Trump is your God. Trump sets the standards for you and...
Magical White Brethren Dilemma
  04/20/26
No he hasn’t. Stop lying you stupid nigger.
orange jet-lagged box office
  04/20/26
yep, ljl at these people as they trade on Iran news to the t...
Fighting electric hospital
  04/20/26
you sound really brown
flickering swashbuckling theatre persian
  04/20/26
you sound like you own one of these https://a.co/d/0hy1Ib...
Mind-boggling Pisswyrm
  04/20/26
you sound like you enjoy watching your wife fuck darnell fro...
Fighting electric hospital
  04/20/26
No, they should ALL be investigated, indicted if there's evi...
Saffron bearded idiot hunting ground
  04/20/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
Balding Market
  04/20/26
my money is all tied up in daycares!
Tripping gay boistinker
  04/20/26
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Beady-eyed well-lubricated mood corner
  04/20/26
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Gold supple temple
  04/20/26
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henna theater stage filthpig
  04/20/26
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Know-it-all sanctuary
  04/21/26
this seems like a retarded conspiracy theory. the most likel...
Maroon provocative ceo
  04/20/26
i think it was Dem-Somali grifting that drove an absurd, fal...
Magical White Brethren Dilemma
  04/20/26
so you think she's actually worth $30m? this just doesn't se...
Maroon provocative ceo
  04/20/26
no, i said the $30m was "an absurd, false number."...
Magical White Brethren Dilemma
  04/20/26
how many years in congress? Yeah, I do believe that figu...
multi-colored potus
  04/20/26
SHE is worth pennies. But Addis Ababa Jihad Childcare Trust ...
Talking liquid oxygen windowlicker
  04/20/26
i assume it's something like that. she and her husband neede...
Magical White Brethren Dilemma
  04/20/26
...
Beady-eyed well-lubricated mood corner
  04/20/26
she married a rich guy, it's probably whether his shit count...
Spectacular Outnumbered Foreskin
  04/20/26
Definitely an "accounting error." The first filing...
Beady-eyed well-lubricated mood corner
  04/20/26
what set of circumstances could have possibly occurred to he...
bateful slimy jew area
  04/20/26
sure. it takes 2 months to discover it is an accounting erro...
Crusty Chapel
  04/20/26
It's all funny money anyway
rusted razzmatazz nowag
  04/20/26
i assume was either related to a mortgage scam she was pulli...
stimulating sooty pozpig selfie
  04/20/26
...
Magical White Brethren Dilemma
  04/20/26
Table header was probably in 000, so she put 30,000 but shou...
Talking liquid oxygen windowlicker
  04/20/26
30000k
Floppy mustard whorehouse
  04/20/26
, champ
Tripping gay boistinker
  04/20/26
guess I’ll vote for endless Republican wars for Israel...
Mind-boggling Pisswyrm
  04/20/26
killing muslims is 180 you retarded tranny pedophile
Gold supple temple
  04/20/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
Balding Market
  04/20/26
if those darn israelis would just stop chopping the heads of...
Crusty Chapel
  04/20/26
If she committed fraud, she should be held accountable.
burgundy lodge cuckoldry
  04/20/26
If you voted for Trump you should be held accountable (and w...
Mind-boggling Pisswyrm
  04/20/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
Balding Market
  04/20/26
trump is your savior you shall not want
Crusty Chapel
  04/20/26
'When confronted by a Washington Post reporter, Omar remarke...
carnelian fluffy black woman
  04/20/26
"And every time the funds deposit, a malāk get its win...
Magical White Brethren Dilemma
  04/20/26
her defense apparently will be that they listed 100% of the ...
Magical White Brethren Dilemma
  04/20/26
i do the same fucking thing with my vanguard total market ac...
Crusty Chapel
  04/20/26
sWeet
Magical White Brethren Dilemma
  04/20/26
What's the conclusion or accusation to be made from all this...
Nudist Half-breed
  04/20/26
Remember when they tried jailing trump for "inflating&q...
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  04/20/26
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Crusty Chapel
  04/21/26


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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Magical White Brethren Dilemma

now says her assets are $20-100k. she listed them as high as $30 million before the conservative press started asking questions.

https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2045518021905502565

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829038)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: flickering swashbuckling theatre persian

how's she paying her daughter's $100K annual columbia tuition?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829263)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pisswyrm

probably by doing 0.0001% of the insider trading Trump is doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829279)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Balding Market

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829355)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Crusty Chapel

, lisped the retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829470)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Pisswyrm

don’t give a shit. Trump’s done 1000x worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829050)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Rough-skinned territorial turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829081)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Magical White Brethren Dilemma

then Trump is your God. Trump sets the standards for you and is the source of meaning for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829087)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: orange jet-lagged box office

No he hasn’t. Stop lying you stupid nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829092)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Fighting electric hospital

yep, ljl at these people as they trade on Iran news to the tune of billions every other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829196)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: flickering swashbuckling theatre persian

you sound really brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829265)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pisswyrm

you sound like you own one of these

https://a.co/d/0hy1IbxE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829277)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Fighting electric hospital

you sound like you enjoy watching your wife fuck darnell from cuck corner

oh! don't get upset and murder suicide your family!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829283)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Saffron bearded idiot hunting ground

No, they should ALL be investigated, indicted if there's evidence, and sent to jail if convicted. Every single one of the motherfuckers with no passes for any side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829327)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Balding Market

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829356)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Tripping gay boistinker

my money is all tied up in daycares!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829053)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed well-lubricated mood corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829439)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Gold supple temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829466)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: henna theater stage filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829739)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49832206)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Maroon provocative ceo

this seems like a retarded conspiracy theory. the most likely explanation is that it was actually an accounting error. i highly doubt she's some soros-funded billionaire or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829065)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Magical White Brethren Dilemma

i think it was Dem-Somali grifting that drove an absurd, false number. after all, the accounting error was 500x. that's almost impossible to be a computational error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829084)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Maroon provocative ceo

so you think she's actually worth $30m? this just doesn't seem likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829181)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Magical White Brethren Dilemma

no, i said the $30m was "an absurd, false number." but i assume that grifting and graft were behind the false claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829183)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: multi-colored potus

how many years in congress?

Yeah, I do believe that figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829193)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Talking liquid oxygen windowlicker

SHE is worth pennies. But Addis Ababa Jihad Childcare Trust VII LLC is worth many tens of millions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829332)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Magical White Brethren Dilemma

i assume it's something like that. she and her husband needed a series of inflated investments as a landing strip for the illegal money that would be flowing in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829388)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed well-lubricated mood corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829442)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Outnumbered Foreskin

she married a rich guy, it's probably whether his shit counts or is in some trust or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829411)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed well-lubricated mood corner

Definitely an "accounting error." The first filing probably "accounted for" a bunch of trusts, LLCs, S-Corps, off-shore accounts, and other assets that she owns, controls, and benefits from directly or indirectly. The corrected filing only "accounts for" her checking account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829429)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: bateful slimy jew area

what set of circumstances could have possibly occurred to her self-reporting that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830392)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Crusty Chapel

sure. it takes 2 months to discover it is an accounting error.

libs lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829473)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: rusted razzmatazz nowag

It's all funny money anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829072)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: stimulating sooty pozpig selfie

i assume was either related to a mortgage scam she was pulling, or the brownoids need to show off and brag about money they don't have.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829078)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Magical White Brethren Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829088)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Talking liquid oxygen windowlicker

Table header was probably in 000, so she put 30,000 but should have just put 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829082)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Floppy mustard whorehouse

30000k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829275)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Tripping gay boistinker

, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829924)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Pisswyrm

guess I’ll vote for endless Republican wars for Israel now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829235)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Gold supple temple

killing muslims is 180 you retarded tranny pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829343)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Balding Market

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829368)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Crusty Chapel

if those darn israelis would just stop chopping the heads off of americans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829476)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: burgundy lodge cuckoldry

If she committed fraud, she should be held accountable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829446)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pisswyrm

If you voted for Trump you should be held accountable (and will)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829472)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Balding Market

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829477)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Crusty Chapel

trump is your savior you shall not want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829480)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: carnelian fluffy black woman

'When confronted by a Washington Post reporter, Omar remarked, "You're thinking of this all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The, the money's not here. Well, your money's in Mohamed's day care... that's right next to yours. And in the Maxamed day care, and Mohamud's day care, and, and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can."'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829672)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Magical White Brethren Dilemma

"And every time the funds deposit, a malāk get its wings."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829726)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Magical White Brethren Dilemma

her defense apparently will be that they listed 100% of the worth of her husband's investment vehicles even though he owned only tiny shares.

nothing to see here ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829733)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Crusty Chapel

i do the same fucking thing with my vanguard total market account.

i'm worth about $380 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830411)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Magical White Brethren Dilemma

sWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830490)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Nudist Half-breed

What's the conclusion or accusation to be made from all this?

I'm honestly not sure.

Is this a 93k situation?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829915)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Wonderful cerise nursing home ratface

Remember when they tried jailing trump for "inflating" his assets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830399)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: Crusty Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49832121)