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Door Dashers always arrive super late now

I think they're trying to push people to pay for the faster ...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
get in your car and pick your shit up yourself you lazy fuck
dino bravo
  03/12/26
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spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
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(*)>
  03/12/26
Letting their testicles marinate in your slopshit
So we looked at the data
  03/12/26
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That's not very Frutiger Aero of you
  03/12/26
mmmmm
Nude Karlstack
  03/12/26
A Redditor wrote a post about how he worked for DoorDash and...
Noah Tannenbaum
  03/12/26
I read that. He also said that if you tip more the driver do...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
Interesting. If that is the case, isn't there some grounds f...
Richard Ames
  03/12/26
I have no proof just saw it in an unhinged Reddit screed fro...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
"Tips" used to make some sense but now are mostly ...
Frank Gallagher
  03/12/26
Why taxis other than if you’re paying in cash for some...
cowgod
  03/12/26
> He also said that if you tip more the driver doesn't ge...
Doordasher
  03/12/26
I think paying more does bump you up in line or get you a dr...
Nazca Redlines
  03/12/26
What's crazy is you have 3 rentseeking entities you have to ...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
Not to defend anybody, but the restaurants are basically hel...
Metal Up Your Ass
  03/12/26
And, it even screws the remaining non-app users because the ...
Nazca Redlines
  03/12/26
> In all that's how you end up paying $25 for a burrito. ...
Doordasher
  03/12/26
food delivery is not a new concept, it didnt cause the price...
richard clock
  03/12/26
Cr. It just introduced a fourth party into the transaction t...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
this is what i do. then i get in my car or walk to pick foo...
Darnell
  03/12/26
That’s crazy, a poor user experience from a GC slop ap...
That's not very Frutiger Aero of you
  03/12/26
"You mean that the imported slave who does food deliver...
Richard Ames
  03/12/26
They chose the slop life, the slop life didn't choose them.
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
If you can't see how these GC apps create externalities that...
Richard Ames
  03/12/26
Explain how they do it
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
...
spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
...
For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26
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....,.,..,...,..,...........,.........,.....
  03/12/26
pick it up yourself, lazy goyim
Darnell
  03/12/26
Literally no one has time for this. Nobody. How can you poss...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
lol stop being a lazy piece of shit goy slave
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  03/12/26
Jew who inherited his father's law practice taking 2 hours f...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
Go grocery shopping once a week and only go out to eat if yo...
Frank Gallagher
  03/12/26
if you have time to post on XO you have time to go pick up (...
dino bravo
  03/12/26
...
spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
(M&A associate at Skadden Arps)
CapTTTainFalcon
  03/12/26
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spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
Enjoy standing around a restaurant entrance for 20 minutes w...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  03/12/26
everywhere you order from sends you text messages with the e...
dino bravo
  03/12/26
Yes that is my point. Much of America now operates like a th...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  03/12/26
what the fuck are you talking about? take less adderall
dino bravo
  03/12/26
No adderall here just a lot of coffee. I’m saying that...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  03/12/26
i never use the delivery services and pick up myself because...
Darnell
  03/12/26
You acknowledge that being a delivery driver sucks ass. For ...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  03/12/26
Ljl at ever "picking up" food urself. The restaura...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  03/12/26
This is everything now: Overpromise, underdeliver. Online or...
Nazca Redlines
  03/12/26
I last used them during a blizzard in Minnesota. three or fo...
Frank Gallagher
  03/12/26
moronic. inclement weather is the worst time to do it
Darnell
  03/12/26
any other time I'll just go pick up the shit myself. therefo...
Frank Gallagher
  03/12/26
these apps are demonic. if you use one you suck. i used them...
spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
cr
Darnell
  03/12/26
demonic is crazy. my nephew is 19 and in college. he does...
TURD SANDWICH
  03/12/26
(guy who fucking LOVES Eritrean pubic hair)
So we looked at the data
  03/12/26
that's honestly disgusting. i'm truly nauseous right now. ma...
TURD SANDWICH
  03/12/26
zero adults "want" to do this numbskull. you just ...
spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
are you a literal nigger? i clearly implied that doordas...
TURD SANDWICH
  03/12/26
you said idiots "want" to do it, which is the same...
spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
What jobs would you have them do?
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
(plantation owner in 1850)
spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
The difference is that slaves were brought here against thei...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
no you're just stupid and dont understand what im implying. ...
spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
How many people broke into England to be a serf in 1380? You...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
gunner is extremely Liberal, and is Gen X.
cowgod
  03/12/26
How many people want to work at all? What did third worlders...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
How is it demonic? I'm hungry af and I have access to app sl...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
cr. its just like how reptiles want deport illegals. HELLO? ...
spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
So you're saying the solution is to deport them all and then...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
dining out is a luxury. people who need to dine out often be...
spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
Seems like a massive waste of time to sit around for ages in...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
were in a thread you created about doordashers being late, g...
spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
"dining out is a luxury"
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
What you call a "waste of time" is actually the so...
Richard Ames
  03/12/26
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spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
No lie, I think the GC slop apps are among the most evil thi...
Richard Ames
  03/12/26
it's especially demonic how it's all framed around "fre...
spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
Cutting back on the welfare programs would destroy some of t...
Richard Ames
  03/12/26
I'M ABSOLUTELY DYING TO GO TO A DINER WITH LAWYERS IN SUITS,...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
all depends on where you live. doordash and ubereats arri...
TURD SANDWICH
  03/12/26
They always have two other stops before mine, and are also p...
Bronus Swagner
  03/12/26
i don't think they can do it at the exact same time cause th...
TURD SANDWICH
  03/12/26
Maybe they're eventually penalized for it but I've seen mult...
Bronus Swagner
  03/12/26
Yeah this happens a lot but it's died down recently. I think...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
Sorry bro I've been taking a lot of time off recently
Doordasher
  03/12/26
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Nude Karlstack
  03/12/26
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spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
I’ve been noticing they’ve been having more stop...
Fyre festival founder
  03/12/26
Cr. This is why they're absolutely desperate to get you to b...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  03/12/26
Mmm love eating greasy food that sat for an hour in some dr...
Gay of Hormuz
  03/12/26
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spiritually female godfather
  03/12/26
What a gay thread with 100 replies.
cowgod
  03/12/26


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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

I think they're trying to push people to pay for the faster service option. Wait times always 45 minutes to an hour even for a place down the street. Drivers pick up 3-4 orders at a time and have to fly around to drop everything off. Seems like this is becoming more and more of a scam. Just takes forever now. They're late 9/10 times and it just say "this doesn't usually happen!" but it does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49736994)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: dino bravo

get in your car and pick your shit up yourself you lazy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737184)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737241)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737914)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: So we looked at the data

Letting their testicles marinate in your slopshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49736998)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737013)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)

mmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737081)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Noah Tannenbaum

A Redditor wrote a post about how he worked for DoorDash and the fast pass was a scam. It didn’t bump you up in line at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737008)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

I read that. He also said that if you tip more the driver doesn't get paid more, it just covers more of the hourly wage instead of giving them more money.

I experimented with tipping less just to see what would happen. They would automatically give me the worst service on their roster. I got guys who would drive in circles for an hour, miss picking up half the order. Almost certainly spit in the food.

I think they really want you to tip big so they can pay the driver out of your tip and not pay the wage so they profit more. "Please pay our cost of doing business, or this service will be pure shit!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737023)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Richard Ames

Interesting. If that is the case, isn't there some grounds for a lawsuit? I am not a lolyer, but it feels pretty shifty to tell a customer "add a tip" and it isn't actually a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737032)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

I have no proof just saw it in an unhinged Reddit screed from some guy claiming to be a dev for the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737034)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Frank Gallagher (blowing myself to kingdom cum - пиздец)

"Tips" used to make some sense but now are mostly flame. Just stop tipping except at sitdown restaurants and taxis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737173)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: cowgod

Why taxis other than if you’re paying in cash for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49738033)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Doordasher

> He also said that if you tip more the driver doesn't get paid more, it just covers more of the hourly wage instead of giving them more money.

That's not the case for the vast majority of Doordashers. For most of us, there is no hourly wage. Maybe things are fucky in the relatively few locales where they do have some sort of minimum wage for drivers.

Being a reasonably decent tipper will in fact get you the best service. We are independent contractors. We can see the amount we're making on each offer prior to accepting it. I reject as many shit offers as I can while still maintaining "Platinum" status (i.e. no more than 30%).

> I think they really want you to tip big so they can pay the driver out of your tip and not pay the wage so they profit more.

Well, yeah. The vast majority of what I make comes from tips, not Doordash pay.

TBH it shouldn't really be called a "tip" at all. It's really more of a bid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737619)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

I think paying more does bump you up in line or get you a driver who is picking up/delivering fewer orders. I have the anecdotal impression that it makes a difference. And it's only $1.99 more per order (hehe).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737073)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

What's crazy is you have 3 rentseeking entities you have to pay per order. There's a restaurant that jacks up prices so they can cover the fee to the tech company. Then there's an actual fee added. They probably split that with the restaurant. Then there's the employee who needs a wage. In all that's how you end up paying $25 for a burrito. So many parties have to get greased along the way. And the fees are just because they can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737085)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

Not to defend anybody, but the restaurants are basically held hostage by the existence of the delivery apps, most especially independent spots without a massive established base.

If you're not on the (((apps))) a customer won't know you exist or won't order from you because they want to use their favorite app.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737180)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

And, it even screws the remaining non-app users because the restaurants raise their base item prices to cover the app's 25% cut so they don't need to have different app and non-app prices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Doordasher

> In all that's how you end up paying $25 for a burrito.

You're literally ordering a private taxi for your burrito, it's a miracle it only costs $25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737626)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: richard clock

food delivery is not a new concept, it didnt cause the price to jump 150% before "apps" took everything over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737835)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

Cr. It just introduced a fourth party into the transaction that demanded a high fee for convenience. The real laziness is that we don't just call the store directly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737844)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Darnell

this is what i do. then i get in my car or walk to pick food up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737855)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you

That’s crazy, a poor user experience from a GC slop app?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737014)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Richard Ames

"You mean that the imported slave who does food delivery for below minimum wage and no benefits through a GC slop app isn't getting me my food quickly? WTF?!?!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737021)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

They chose the slop life, the slop life didn't choose them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737033)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Richard Ames

If you can't see how these GC apps create externalities that lead to people *needing* to do these jobs, then I'm not sure we can really have a productive discussion about them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737902)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

Explain how they do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737939)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737969)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737762)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: ....,.,..,...,..,...........,.........,.....


https://img.craiyon.com/2026-03-12/vSuPNVL9T_yarMJr-SBYFg.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737017)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Darnell

pick it up yourself, lazy goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737019)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

Literally no one has time for this. Nobody. How can you possibly cuck for GC and stop for ages to pick up a meal, dummy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737030)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


lol stop being a lazy piece of shit goy slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737042)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

Jew who inherited his father's law practice taking 2 hours for lunch to whip up some elaborate entrée while associates are nose to the grindstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737055)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Frank Gallagher (blowing myself to kingdom cum - пиздец)

Go grocery shopping once a week and only go out to eat if youre getting shitfaced at a steakhouse or picking up your own pizza. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737179)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: dino bravo

if you have time to post on XO you have time to go pick up (and possibly even cook) your own food you lazy fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737187)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737245)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

(M&A associate at Skadden Arps)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737293)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737244)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

Enjoy standing around a restaurant entrance for 20 minutes while DoorDash drivers try to walk through you to pick up their orders. There are some exceptions that can manage prep times and have the pickup logistics down, but many Chinese restaurants are in the weeds for most of the day and the whole front of house is like a United Nations of restaurant staff (FOB Chinese with gaps filled by retarded locals) and mystery meat drivers united only by their complete lack of concern for customer satisfaction and human decency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737263)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: dino bravo

everywhere you order from sends you text messages with the exact pickup time and it usually is accurate. you sound like you live in the third world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737286)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

Yes that is my point. Much of America now operates like a third world country even in high-income areas. Low ambition but effective pizza delivery guy died of a fent overdose and has been replaced by someone who struggles with the task “deliver bag A to location B on time.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737309)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: dino bravo

what the fuck are you talking about? take less adderall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737350)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

No adderall here just a lot of coffee. I’m saying that America’s food culture has been so damaged by appshit and goyslop that “just go pick it up yourself bro” is not an adequate solution, because you wind up waiting around with a bunch of drivers while the restaurant struggles to put out orders. You can be your own driver and deal with a bunch of aggravation to save $5, or you can pay the toll and wait watching your phone, but you can’t go back to the way things were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737474)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Darnell

i never use the delivery services and pick up myself because

1. i don't want uber/doordash to get any of my money

2. the people working for those services are subjected to horrible working conditions and i don't want to participate in their subjugation

3. i want to have full control over the speed at which my food gets to my house

4. i have no problem waiting for a few minutes either in my car, outside, or inside a restaurant if my order isn't ready

regarding (4) why are you such a softbatch pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737524)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

You acknowledge that being a delivery driver sucks ass. For all the same reasons, picking up your food to avoid paying a few bucks also sucks ass. Restaurant gets behind and makes you wait, there’s no good place to wait, tons of other drivers rushing around. It just sucks. Maybe somewhere in America you can still walk through the door and be greeted by a cute blonde girl from the local state university who hands you your food with a smile. The other 99 times you are wasting time in a shitty parking lot or vestibule surrounded by losers wondering whether they will ever give you food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49738113)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

Ljl at ever "picking up" food urself. The restaurant would clock you as a doordasher and would subject you to rapes and various other indignities before making note of ur license plate so they know in the future if you ever eat there they will seat you out back with the other filthy poors so you don't bother good paying customers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737752)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

This is everything now: Overpromise, underdeliver. Online orders that say they'll arrive in 2 days regularly take 4 or 5. Uber or Lyft say your pick up ETA is 4 minutes. It takes 10. But, then, when you recalibrate to that and order the Uber 10 minutes before you're ready to walk out the door, you'll get one that arrives in 3 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737071)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Frank Gallagher (blowing myself to kingdom cum - пиздец)

I last used them during a blizzard in Minnesota. three or four drivers cancelled and a pizza finally showed up ice cold two hours later for $60. I don't see any reason not to just drive to restaurants myself in normal situations so I don't see the point of doordash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737155)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Darnell

moronic. inclement weather is the worst time to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737202)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Frank Gallagher (blowing myself to kingdom cum - пиздец)

any other time I'll just go pick up the shit myself. therefore doordash has no time frame or situation where they both make sense to use and do a good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737207)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)

these apps are demonic. if you use one you suck. i used them occasionally with amex plat credits and still felt guilty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737284)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: Darnell

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737533)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )

demonic is crazy.

my nephew is 19 and in college. he doesn't have classes after 10am on friday so he does doordash for 4-5 hours on friday. my sister refuses to pay for shit beyond his tuition and room & board (trying to teach him not to be a spoiled faggot)

is that not a win-win for both the consumer and him?

the problem are the idiots that want this to be their full-time job. almost none of them accurately factor in vehicle maintenance, gas, 0 benefits, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737543)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

(guy who fucking LOVES Eritrean pubic hair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737604)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )

that's honestly disgusting. i'm truly nauseous right now. maybe it's how specific you were

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737647)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)

zero adults "want" to do this numbskull. you just laid out exactly why this is such a shitty option. so why would you think anyone would *want* to be an adult doordasher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737649)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )

are you a literal nigger?

i clearly implied that doordashing/rideshare likely only makes sense when it's supplementing your main source of income and/or you're a student. it's an easy way too make a little additional money for a few hours.

maybe good for unemployed people too since you're 1099 and it won't stop your unemployment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737660)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)

you said idiots "want" to do it, which is the same as libs who think spic illegals "want" to do roofing for $2/hr in july.

they're being exploited by gc and you should be mad about that. certainly not patronize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737731)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

What jobs would you have them do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737785)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)

(plantation owner in 1850)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737790)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

The difference is that slaves were brought here against their will. App slaves broke the law and hopped fences to get here. Why did they break into the plantation and dress up as slaves? Lmao you're so inconsistent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737803)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)

no you're just stupid and dont understand what im implying. this question of what to "do" with excess labor, and the false concern over the welfare of slaves without exploitation, has existed since before recorded history. i could have just as easily said:

(anglo lord in 1380) or (franco royalist in 1780)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737830)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

How many people broke into England to be a serf in 1380? You think our country has a moral duty to provide high paying jobs for everyone? These were the jobs that were available. People swam across a river to get them. No clue what you're saying about morality lol. What other country in history owes the world's billions a law job in an air conditioned environment? You're implying we have to ensure a high QoL for everyone born on Earth. This is an extreme liberal position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737839)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: cowgod

gunner is extremely Liberal, and is Gen X.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49738285)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

How many people want to work at all? What did third worlders think they were going to do for money when they came to this country? Are they supposed to practice law instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737784)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

How is it demonic? I'm hungry af and I have access to app slaves. The entire world would fall apart without it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737781)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)

cr. its just like how reptiles want deport illegals. HELLO? do they even understand what that would do to the price of strawberries!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737786)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

So you're saying the solution is to deport them all and then white collar America is just going to stop in the middle of the day for an hour and drive to a restaurant? Think of it. Instead of third world app slaves it'll all be lawyers picking up lunch. A whole long line of lawyers in three piece suits standing around waiting to cop lunch. Gorgeous vision!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737801)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)

dining out is a luxury. people who need to dine out often because of work used to go to diners and cafes, drink coffee, read the paper. now they're stuck on a screen enraged that pablo is 5min late with their $32.99 mcarch. this is not good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737815)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

Seems like a massive waste of time to sit around for ages in a diner. You're just mad that DD democratizes luxury. You think that only wealthy people with relaxed work schedules deserve to kick back. Vs the average entry level shlub, he shouldn't be able to experience the joy of a take away lunch. It should only be for special people who really deserve it. I see how this is. You're mad that some prole is getting a 5 star experience for cheap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737833)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)

were in a thread you created about doordashers being late, genius. how tf are you trying to frame this as me being mad about proles when im kvetching about gc exploiting them? youre the one maf your slop is late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737841)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

"dining out is a luxury"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737846)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Richard Ames

What you call a "waste of time" is actually the sort of "slice of life" things that make life worth living.

Having GC slop delivered to you isn't a luxury, it's a market distortion that creates a number of externalities everyone has to deal with (including the tax payer who fronts the money for the social safety net that covers the 1099 "Dashers" who make less than minimum wage and get zero benefits.)

"Hurray! My Big Arch just arrived! Oh, what a 5 star experience!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737883)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737887)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Richard Ames

No lie, I think the GC slop apps are among the most evil things ever created. All they have done is extracted value from communities across the globe to enrich 100 - 200 people (founders, early employees, early investors of the GC slop app companies) while the rest of society pays for their externalities (in actual $$$ on welfare programs and spiritually, with the rot they create.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737909)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)

it's especially demonic how it's all framed around "freedom" and "choice." i remember some radio program about uber when it first came out lauding it for cutting through the red tape and giving drivers and consumers FREEDOM. back then i was a wide eyed libertarian who believed it, so i cant completely hate on the useful idiots who still do.

externalizing the costs onto society is also huge. this has existed for some time and is the reason why gc chains like walmart can outcompete others. what's crazy is that getting a w2 job there is so much better than appslaving that now the former gc giants are feeling the pinch.

its a race to the bottom and yet there are still retards blaming pablo for it. when they get t-boned by an uninsured illegal rushing to drop off a mcarch on time, they never take accountability for all the mcarches they ordered from pablo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737941)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Cutting back on the welfare programs would destroy some of these GC companies. The knock-on effect is that there would be far less ultra-low skill (no skill) immigration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49738027)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

I'M ABSOLUTELY DYING TO GO TO A DINER WITH LAWYERS IN SUITS, BUT I LACK THE REQUISITE PRESTIGE! HELP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737943)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )

all depends on where you live.

doordash and ubereats arrives almost TOO fast where i live. like wtf -- does the driver live in the parking lot of the restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737355)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

They always have two other stops before mine, and are also probably working an UberEats order at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737538)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )

i don't think they can do it at the exact same time cause then the app will flag them for repeatedly not following directions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737555)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

Maybe they're eventually penalized for it but I've seen multiple guys drive to the parking lot of another restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737890)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

Yeah this happens a lot but it's died down recently. I think they're onto the double dippers. Pretty easy to see where you're going with GPS.

The biggest thing right now is the multiple orders and how it predicts that it'll be there in 10 minutes and it's 50 minutes every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737948)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Doordasher

Sorry bro

I've been taking a lot of time off recently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737540)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737746)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737850)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

I’ve been noticing they’ve been having more stops now before coming to you, at least for Uber Eats / Postmates. I think they adjusted their algorithm to cram more stops in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737653)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee

Cr. This is why they're absolutely desperate to get you to bump yourself up in the queue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737788)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz

Mmm love eating greasy food that sat for an hour in some drug addict and/or shitskin immigrants 2008 Toyota Camry all farted up & hotboxed with fent smoke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737918)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: spiritually female godfather (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49737981)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: cowgod

What a gay thread with 100 replies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2Elisa#49738288)