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She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680072) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM Author: comical love of her life toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680103) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680207) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM Author: comical love of her life what do his professional concerns have to do with this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680235) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680262) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate Death gotta be easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680269) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM Author: comical love of her life your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage. job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680284) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate "Got evicted...treats him like garbage" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680294) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM Author: thriller godawful travel guidebook selfie He figures that if he loses that, he loses her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680304) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: comical love of her life he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680266) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680306) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM Author: transparent pistol Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680152) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole Yeah, probably true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680170) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM Author: transparent pistol I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680240) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole TY bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680326) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM Author: mentally impaired place of business house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680540) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM Author: Exciting Greedy Regret Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685945) Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM Author: Startling coldplay fan cuckold LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542578) Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM Author: amber step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543719) Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120611) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM Author: lavender lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808720) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM Author: nubile stain This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542944) Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM Author: Orange Glittery Brunch Therapy credited advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120603) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM Author: comical love of her life even more toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680213) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM Author: aquamarine stage international law enforcement agency (asshole) although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680247) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM Author: comical love of her life RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680258) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM Author: beta trust fund internal respiration i lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686607) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680296) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM Author: transparent pistol We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680310) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM Author: comical love of her life that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680362) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680416) Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM Author: learning disabled marvelous half-breed lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450476) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680671) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM Author: comical love of her life so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680714) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole Will do my best. TY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680754) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM Author: brilliant zippy gas station bbw ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682035) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM Author: diverse corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011459) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM Author: Cobalt wonderful native you are slaying this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680335) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM Author: Cobalt wonderful native DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680320) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680348) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM Author: Cobalt wonderful native we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680364) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM Author: comical love of her life why do you think that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680436) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM Author: Cobalt wonderful native A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680554) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM Author: comical love of her life i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680784) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM Author: Cobalt wonderful native DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680325) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s. Youre gonna maek and so am I (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680343) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me. TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680725) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: comical love of her life how can she do better than with you? now go be that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680760) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680820) Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM Author: Wine misanthropic double fault fanboi Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655437) Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543175) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM Author: coiffed bateful blood rage "Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, " lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680357) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes" Turns out a lot worse for many bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680372) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM Author: comical love of her life lmao true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680438) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682074) Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM Author: diverse corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35012399) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM Author: trip piazza Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808783) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680764) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM Author: spruce public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680928) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities. "You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is." Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683316) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM Author: Exciting Greedy Regret CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685965) Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM Author: Razzle avocado chapel kitty cat JFC holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541874) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: Iridescent floppy lettuce lol at all the poasters encouraging him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542854) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543122) Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM Author: nubile stain http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543129) Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM Author: vengeful flesh center Lmao good find (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543163) Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM Author: Self-centered boyish garrison Lol oh my God (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331890) Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM Author: snowy geriatric principal's office oh no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655565) Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM Author: Maroon crusty twinkling uncleanness LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39780168) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM Author: lavender lodge JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808676) Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM Author: disturbing faggot firefighter Update? 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Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681829) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM Author: out-of-control parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681848) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM Author: carnelian hyperactive state Y-...Yes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683517) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM Author: Internet-worthy abode You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683868) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM Author: jet-lagged hideous tattoo "My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!" "Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past." 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'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683303) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM Author: jet-lagged hideous tattoo "For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683341) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate Lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683489) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM Author: carnelian hyperactive state Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683523) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: Fishy High-end Corner Tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605742) Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM Author: trip piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779479) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM Author: Motley cuckoldry scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684252) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684291) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: Heady lemon school liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684772) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: turquoise gaping site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30156366) Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM Author: cordovan bearded pit mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38660220) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM Author: Exhilarant property headpube "And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile. She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago. "We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683667) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683761) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM Author: thriller godawful travel guidebook selfie LOL this is brilliant work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684175) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM Author: Motley cuckoldry scourge upon the earth Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684259) Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM Author: Doobsian drab parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31715965) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684272) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM Author: beta trust fund internal respiration "the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic" "She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green" JFC Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686616) Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM Author: Lilac depressive cr this is poetry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201794) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM Author: Sticky Twinkling Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833825) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM Author: stimulating crystalline den sandwich *applause* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543111) Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM Author: Cerise Office Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182576) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM Author: nubile stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683679) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683789) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM Author: Odious preventive strike All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683797) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler recommending their own IVF doctors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683802) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate *googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683831) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: Odious preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683840) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM Author: Odious preventive strike packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683851) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM Author: spruce public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683873) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM Author: transparent pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684049) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM Author: harsh ocher locale Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684244) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM Author: Odious preventive strike Describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684270) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM Author: harsh ocher locale 8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me FML moments on that trip were plentiful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684295) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM Author: Odious preventive strike God damn brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684303) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684304) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM Author: transparent pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684427) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate Please be flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684520) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM Author: harsh ocher locale If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684624) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: coiffed bateful blood rage are u stil maried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684694) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM Author: harsh ocher locale yes - 3 years this May (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684701) Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: disrespectful lascivious university psychic Desperately need an update on this marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#47734478) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM Author: slap-happy clown orchestra pit I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685301) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: harsh ocher locale It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc. For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit. One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685641) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685696) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM Author: disrespectful lascivious university psychic Fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684899) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM Author: lake halford degenerate why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685180) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM Author: comical love of her life cq's! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685268) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: harsh ocher locale Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686563) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM Author: lavender lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808717) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM Author: Sticky Twinkling Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833828) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM Author: Dashing Generalized Bond Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684182) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: thriller godawful travel guidebook selfie LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684186) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM Author: aphrodisiac boistinker except for your autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684273) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684318) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM Author: Orange Glittery Brunch Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684324) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM Author: thriller godawful travel guidebook selfie She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684414) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM Author: transparent pistol (Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684435) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM Author: slap-happy clown orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685274) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: thriller godawful travel guidebook selfie LOL fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685581) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM Author: jet-lagged hideous tattoo tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684847) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM Author: Heady lemon school liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684784) Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM Author: Obsidian Frozen Hospital Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440058) Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM Author: Sticky Twinkling Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833830) Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM Author: Internet-worthy abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446904) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM Author: Odious preventive strike Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684280) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: Doobsian drab parlor underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685673) Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM Author: turquoise gaping site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29837939) Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM Author: big-titted beady-eyed french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32000449) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM Author: Naked area why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684443) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM Author: harsh ocher locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684472) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684475) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM Author: coiffed bateful blood rage jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684501) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM Author: slate razzle-dazzle rehab feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684532) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM Author: jet-lagged hideous tattoo lmao at the dog bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684551) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM Author: harsh ocher locale Do you think that it's real or that I made that up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684606) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684642) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM Author: harsh ocher locale lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684656) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler do u love it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684671) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: harsh ocher locale I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684698) Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM Author: Alcoholic toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726837) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM Author: jet-lagged hideous tattoo Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684716) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: harsh ocher locale My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684725) Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516035) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: coiffed bateful blood rage wtf we had my dog at our wedding :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684726) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: harsh ocher locale Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684740) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: coiffed bateful blood rage it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684751) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: jet-lagged hideous tattoo dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684755) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: coiffed bateful blood rage ok fair im kinda slow today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684771) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: harsh ocher locale this guy gets it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684774) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM Author: zombie-like theater stage water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685212) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM Author: Arousing Electric Furnace Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685219) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM Author: pontificating gaming laptop it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685684) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM Author: disrespectful lascivious university psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685734) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM Author: Motley cuckoldry scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684620) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM Author: transparent pistol *puts gun in mouth* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684633) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM Author: lake halford degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684664) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM Author: Heady lemon school liquid oxygen *let's you borrow a bullet* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684884) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM Author: Flirting kitty JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684689) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM Author: grizzly crotch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684853) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM Author: Cerebral location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684937) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM Author: disrespectful lascivious university psychic I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684980) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM Author: harsh ocher locale Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685164) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM Author: Arousing Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685270) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: Arousing Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685194) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker "the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you" PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685173) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM Author: harsh ocher locale Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685189) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685317) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM Author: harsh ocher locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685563) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM Author: harsh ocher locale mmm hmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685564) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her? And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685582) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM Author: harsh ocher locale 180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage. Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685611) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120? How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685643) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: harsh ocher locale wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685674) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was? Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685690) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate 180 twist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685588) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685218) Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM Author: beta trust fund internal respiration THIS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686942) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: Sepia windowlicker idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685193) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM Author: slap-happy clown orchestra pit Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685253) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685289) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM Author: slap-happy clown orchestra pit No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685332) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes. Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about. Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685362) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM Author: slap-happy clown orchestra pit If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685419) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing. Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685528) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM Author: slap-happy clown orchestra pit Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685612) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party. But don't shit on people who enjoy such things. As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685636) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM Author: jade casino cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686827) Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex. And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29690324) Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM Author: jade casino sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695165) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM Author: comical love of her life shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685361) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish. And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back. Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685379) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM Author: slap-happy clown orchestra pit Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685435) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense. But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685535) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM Author: thriller godawful travel guidebook selfie Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685725) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle. Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party. But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685783) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM Author: slap-happy clown orchestra pit I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups. Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685920) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM Author: Anal stage candlestick maker Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather. As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686041) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM Author: comical love of her life damn bruh you going HAM itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685300) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Abusive big ticket booth 180. *GULPS* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685635) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: pontificating gaming laptop fucking damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685670) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM Author: Aqua Shrine Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685737) Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM Author: Charismatic milky dragon famous landscape painting 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686927) Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: mentally impaired place of business house Goodbye, XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29688689) Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate Alright wish I never made this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29692345) Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM Author: lake halford degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726866) Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM Author: Honey-headed Adventurous Milk what the fuck was in this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740505) Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM Author: Vermilion Potus Cruise Ship ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516120) Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM Author: mentally impaired place of business house repost please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31322656) Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM Author: harsh ocher locale I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696577) Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM Author: Vermilion Potus Cruise Ship it was absolutely brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33545376) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM Author: zombie-like theater stage water buffalo Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685217) Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM Author: beta trust fund internal respiration tyft brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686973) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686573) Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29692473) Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM Author: turquoise gaping site 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695105) Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM Author: Sepia windowlicker idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29710038) Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM Author: galvanic dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29719332) Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726769) Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM Author: Maize Party Of The First Part National Security Agency Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740620) Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate brave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29745733) Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM Author: disturbing faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888789) Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888820) Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Garnet Stag Film Wow, this thread really touched a nerve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888829) Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM Author: mentally impaired place of business house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30011217) Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31509721) Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29980741) Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM Author: coiffed bateful blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201735) Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM Author: glassy temple ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201798) Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM Author: jet-lagged hideous tattoo cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30311189) Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM Author: disturbing faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30456427) Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM Author: Red balding theatre deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30456759) Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30728336) Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM Author:  point hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31509865) Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM Author: coiffed bateful blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696480) Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM Author: lake halford degenerate mods please delete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696519) Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM Author: comical love of her life already preserved in the archives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31714898) Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31717973) Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM Author: Vermilion Potus Cruise Ship i really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31715971) Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM Author: galvanic dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31738008) Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM Author: puce space mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32167609) Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM Author: lake halford degenerate mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32287873) Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34058755) Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM Author: navy medicated address In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked. Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years. Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on. As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play. A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440839) Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM Author: nubile stain ... ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440878) Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33728865) Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM Author: Garnet Stag Film Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34018807) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM Author: sadistic Holy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605655) Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM Author: Motley cuckoldry scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32596246) Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32818201) Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM Author: coiffed bateful blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833246) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM Author: Sticky Twinkling Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833819) Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM Author: galvanic dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973380) Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM Author: poppy "i made it," he thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973392) Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM Author: fear-inspiring cumskin If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know. If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice. Don't get married. Most people should never be married (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32974083) Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM Author: lavender lodge bump for leolenin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33449151) Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450386) Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM Author: turquoise gaping site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450409) Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM Author:  shaky background story *furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33545689) Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM Author: lavender lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33689269) Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM Author:  Embarrassed To The Bone Pisswyrm Macaca where is corporate slave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33729047) Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM Author: low-t mediation philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34018777) Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM Author: coiffed bateful blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34291351) Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM Author: disrespectful lascivious university psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541789) Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM Author: lake halford degenerate This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541842) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: laughsome newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011311) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM Author:  arrogant Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after. Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now. Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands. But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011392) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011407) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM Author:  arrogant Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011546) Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM Author: puce space mood No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446889) Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM Author: Lime Mother cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120524) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Submissive sanctuary prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493744) Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM Author: disrespectful lascivious university psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36071800) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493633) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: mint azn man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493792) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate The signs were, sadly, all there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493799) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Racy Hell Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493763) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM Author: disrespectful lascivious university psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605614) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate Not what I needed right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605618) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: lake halford degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605673) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM Author: sadistic This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605696) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605700) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: lake halford degenerate Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605671) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM Author:  chestnut jew I hate this thread so fucking much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605749) Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM Author: jade casino I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605917) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM Author: Apoplectic drunken marketing idea Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37606174) Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM Author: Apoplectic drunken marketing idea Obeezy’s recent past* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061344) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM Author: jet-lagged hideous tattoo Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37606311) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM Author: Apoplectic drunken marketing idea Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation. For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37608100) Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM Author: disrespectful lascivious university psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38058384) Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM Author:  sapphire haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061194) Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM Author: laughsome newt thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife just kidding, i'll be 26! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061250) Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM Author: Apoplectic drunken marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061345) Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM Author: Apoplectic drunken marketing idea Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38076981) Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331712) Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM Author:  violent indirect expression 37 and 34 --> 41 and 38 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331750) Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM Author: gaped multi-colored stead doctorate that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331757) Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM Author: lake halford degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655549) Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM Author: Frum karate whorehouse I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time. 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