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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680258) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM Author: Out-of-control mexican faggot firefighter i lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686607) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: puce blood rage He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680296) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM Author: ungodly parlor new version We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680310) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM Author: impertinent elite pisswyrm that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680362) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680416) Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM Author: coral background story mad cow disease lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450476) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM Author: puce blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680671) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM Author: impertinent elite pisswyrm so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680714) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM Author: puce blood rage Will do my best. TY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680754) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM Author: Offensive Mewling Candlestick Maker Legal Warrant ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682035) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM Author: rambunctious pontificating hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011459) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM Author: primrose slimy public bath psychic you are slaying this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680335) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM Author: primrose slimy public bath psychic DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680320) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: puce blood rage Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680348) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM Author: primrose slimy public bath psychic we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680364) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM Author: impertinent elite pisswyrm why do you think that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680436) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM Author: primrose slimy public bath psychic A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680554) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM Author: impertinent elite pisswyrm i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680784) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM Author: primrose slimy public bath psychic DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680325) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s. Youre gonna maek and so am I (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680343) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM Author: puce blood rage She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me. TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680725) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: impertinent elite pisswyrm how can she do better than with you? now go be that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680760) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM Author: puce blood rage I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680820) Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM Author: Titillating shimmering set Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655437) Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543175) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM Author: Excitant base "Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, " lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680357) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes" Turns out a lot worse for many bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680372) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM Author: impertinent elite pisswyrm lmao true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680438) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM Author: motley brass rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682074) Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM Author: rambunctious pontificating hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35012399) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM Author: Dun Concupiscible Box Office Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808783) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: puce blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680764) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM Author: Histrionic confused meetinghouse legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680928) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities. "You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is." Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683316) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM Author: chestnut azn chapel CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685965) Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM Author: crusty school cafeteria gunner JFC holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541874) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: hyperventilating church building lol at all the poasters encouraging him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542854) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543122) Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM Author: Stimulating fluffy love of her life business firm http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543129) Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM Author: overrated bat-shit-crazy theater weed whacker Lmao good find (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543163) Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM Author: charismatic thirsty church Lol oh my God (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331890) Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM Author: swashbuckling hominid step-uncle's house oh no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655565) Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM Author: Geriatric underhanded range LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39780168) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM Author: adventurous fat ankles brunch JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808676) Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM Author: Disgusting hideous center Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43257805) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: Greedy Supple Kitchen Puppy Devastating. Fuck my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680274) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM Author: puce blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680900) Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516002) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM Author: Cerebral Chad Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680360) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM Author: Slippery Corner I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681730) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM Author: Histrionic confused meetinghouse legend Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681781) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM Author: Slippery Corner Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681795) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM Author: Histrionic confused meetinghouse legend Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681800) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: exhilarant maniacal nowag shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683308) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM Author: exhilarant maniacal nowag shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683324) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM Author: Slippery Corner Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681796) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM Author: racy arrogant idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681801) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM Author: Charcoal Clown Stag Film What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681829) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM Author: Charcoal Clown Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681848) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM Author: Onyx Dashing Lay Ceo Y-...Yes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683517) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM Author: naked roast beef trump supporter You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683868) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM Author: insane ultramarine area "My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!" "Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683886) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: chocolate theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684778) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM Author: Offensive Mewling Candlestick Maker Legal Warrant Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682052) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM Author: motley brass rehab 1800000000000 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682082) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM Author: Excitant base you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683303) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM Author: insane ultramarine area "For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683341) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office Lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683489) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM Author: Onyx Dashing Lay Ceo Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683523) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: floppy generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605742) Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM Author: Dun Concupiscible Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779479) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM Author: Dead twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684252) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM Author: motley brass rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684291) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: chocolate theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684772) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30156366) Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM Author: galvanic scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38660220) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM Author: Big mint idiot "And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile. She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago. "We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683667) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683761) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM Author: Smoky violent stage LOL this is brilliant work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684175) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM Author: Dead twinkling uncleanness Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684259) Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM Author: light house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31715965) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM Author: motley brass rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684272) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM Author: Out-of-control mexican faggot firefighter "the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic" "She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green" JFC Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686616) Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM Author: pungent famous landscape painting police squad cr this is poetry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201794) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM Author: self-centered house-broken spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833825) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM Author: very tactful halford *applause* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543111) Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM Author: Shaky toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182576) Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#50003582) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM Author: Stimulating fluffy love of her life business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683679) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM Author: motley brass rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683789) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM Author: Slippery Corner All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683797) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: motley brass rehab recommending their own IVF doctors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683802) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office *googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683831) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: Slippery Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683840) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM Author: Slippery Corner packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683851) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM Author: Histrionic confused meetinghouse legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683873) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM Author: ungodly parlor new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684049) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684244) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM Author: Slippery Corner Describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684270) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage 8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me FML moments on that trip were plentiful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684295) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM Author: Slippery Corner God damn brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684303) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM Author: motley brass rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684304) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM Author: ungodly parlor new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684427) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office Please be flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684520) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684624) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: Excitant base are u stil maried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684694) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage yes - 3 years this May (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684701) Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: At-the-ready iridescent location Desperately need an update on this marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#47734478) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM Author: Electric stage round eye I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685301) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc. For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit. One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685641) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685696) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM Author: At-the-ready iridescent location Fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684899) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM Author: Cerebral Chad Pit why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685180) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM Author: impertinent elite pisswyrm cq's! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685268) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686563) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM Author: adventurous fat ankles brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808717) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM Author: self-centered house-broken spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833828) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM Author: Bateful flickering crackhouse kitty cat Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684182) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Smoky violent stage LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684186) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM Author: racy arrogant idea he suggested except for your autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684273) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684318) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM Author: Erotic Odious Orchestra Pit Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684324) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM Author: Smoky violent stage She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684414) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM Author: ungodly parlor new version (Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684435) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM Author: Electric stage round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685274) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: Smoky violent stage LOL fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685581) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM Author: insane ultramarine area tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684847) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM Author: chocolate theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684784) Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM Author: exhilarant maniacal nowag shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440058) Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM Author: self-centered house-broken spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833830) Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM Author: naked roast beef trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446904) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM Author: Slippery Corner Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684280) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: light house underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685673) Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29837939) Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM Author: Diverse rebellious bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32000449) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM Author: hairraiser ruddy space alpha why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684443) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684472) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM Author: motley brass rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684475) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM Author: Excitant base jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684501) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM Author: deep trailer park people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684532) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM Author: insane ultramarine area lmao at the dog bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684551) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage Do you think that it's real or that I made that up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684606) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM Author: motley brass rehab fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684642) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684656) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM Author: motley brass rehab do u love it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684671) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684698) Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM Author: Chest-beating hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726837) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM Author: insane ultramarine area Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684716) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684725) Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516035) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: Excitant base wtf we had my dog at our wedding :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684726) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684740) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: Excitant base it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684751) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: insane ultramarine area dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684755) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: Excitant base ok fair im kinda slow today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684771) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage this guy gets it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684774) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM Author: burgundy aphrodisiac sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685212) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM Author: ocher temple hunting ground Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685219) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM Author: infuriating vigorous french chef it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685684) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM Author: At-the-ready iridescent location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685734) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM Author: Dead twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684620) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM Author: ungodly parlor new version *puts gun in mouth* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684633) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM Author: Cerebral Chad Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684664) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM Author: chocolate theatre *let's you borrow a bullet* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684884) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM Author: Trip water buffalo gas station JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684689) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM Author: Aromatic boistinker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684853) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM Author: claret medicated multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684937) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM Author: At-the-ready iridescent location I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684980) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685164) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM Author: ocher temple hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685270) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: ocher temple hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685194) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration "the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you" PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685173) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685189) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685317) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685563) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage mmm hmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685564) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her? And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685582) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage 180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage. Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685611) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120? How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685643) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: contagious rose old irish cottage wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685674) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was? Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685690) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office 180 twist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685588) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM Author: motley brass rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685218) Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM Author: Out-of-control mexican faggot firefighter THIS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686942) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: effete immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685193) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM Author: Electric stage round eye Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685253) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685289) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM Author: Electric stage round eye No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685332) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes. Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about. Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685362) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM Author: Electric stage round eye If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685419) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing. Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685528) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM Author: Electric stage round eye Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685612) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party. But don't shit on people who enjoy such things. As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685636) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM Author: navy library cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686827) Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex. And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29690324) Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM Author: navy library sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695165) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM Author: impertinent elite pisswyrm shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685361) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish. And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back. Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685379) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM Author: Electric stage round eye Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685435) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense. But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685535) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM Author: Smoky violent stage Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685725) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle. Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party. But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685783) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM Author: Electric stage round eye I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups. Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685920) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM Author: lascivious zombie-like site internal respiration Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather. As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29688689) Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office Alright wish I never made this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29692345) Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM Author: Cerebral Chad Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726866) Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM Author: drab startling state what the fuck was in this? 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First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked. Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years. Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on. As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play. A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440839) Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM Author: Stimulating fluffy love of her life business firm ... ... 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973392) Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM Author: Snowy If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know. If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice. Don't get married. Most people should never be married (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32974083) Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM Author: adventurous fat ankles brunch bump for leolenin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33449151) Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM Author: disturbing main people dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450386) Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450409) Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM Author: well-lubricated mentally impaired *furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33545689) Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM Author: adventurous fat ankles brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33689269) Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM Author:  vermilion where is corporate slave? 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I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after. Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now. Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands. But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011392) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011407) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: nudist jap Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011546) Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM Author: indigo comical affirmative action No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446889) Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM Author: transparent cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120524) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: puce blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493744) Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM Author: At-the-ready iridescent location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36071800) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493633) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: Talking tattoo man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493792) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office The signs were, sadly, all there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493799) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Razzle Piazza Laser Beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493763) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM Author: At-the-ready iridescent location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605614) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office Not what I needed right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605618) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: Cerebral Chad Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605673) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM Author:  Blathering This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605696) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605700) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: Cerebral Chad Pit Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605671) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM Author:  I hate this thread so fucking much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605749) Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM Author: navy library I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605917) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM Author: peach Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37606174) Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM Author: peach Obeezy’s recent past* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061344) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM Author: insane ultramarine area Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37606311) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM Author: peach Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation. For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37608100) Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM Author: At-the-ready iridescent location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38058384) Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM Author: citrine dopamine sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061194) Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM Author: Flushed ape doctorate thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife just kidding, i'll be 26! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061250) Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM Author: peach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061345) Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM Author: peach Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38076981) Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331712) Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM Author:  skinny woman 37 and 34 --> 41 and 38 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331750) Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331757) Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM Author: Cerebral Chad Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655549) Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM Author: Soul-stirring Bbw Shitlib I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time. Good luck all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331857) Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM Author: peach ITT: Biryani tp’s life story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331878) Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM Author: Dead twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655417) Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM Author: peach Absolutely devastating for board libs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655608) Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM Author: peach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673273) Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM Author: rusted tank Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673311) Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM Author:  National Security Agency Does that include you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673503) Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM Author: rusted tank not quite yet but prob soon brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673513) Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM Author: rusted tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779443) Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM Author:  Gaped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39531148) Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM Author: Excitant base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39763251) Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM Author: insane ultramarine area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779439) Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM Author: insane ultramarine area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#41016701) Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM Author: salmon turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43021741) Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM Author: Excitant base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43107782) Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM Author: Cerebral Chad Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182523) Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM Author:  orchid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43257821) Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM Author: Shaky toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43257834) Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM Author: insane ultramarine area bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#44136160) Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM Author: Excitant base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#45747202) Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM Author: Disgusting hideous center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#46075051) Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM Author: Metal dull all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#46930507) Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM Author:  tripping mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#46931020) Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM Author: Self-absorbed passionate really tough guy office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#47246331) Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM Author: At-the-ready iridescent location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#47947258) Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM Author: Disgusting hideous center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49136888) Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: alcoholic flirting telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49547993) Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: sienna (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49547997) Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM Author: drunken elastic band Why can’t you freaks get and stay married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49548061)