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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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gay knife space
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
chartreuse bateful pozpig round eye
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
crawly boltzmann coffee pot
  07/09/12
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judgmental arousing corn cake plaza
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
magical menage
  07/09/12
Are you male?
gay knife space
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
magical menage
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
gay knife space
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
magical menage
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Razzle Boistinker
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
gay knife space
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Razzle Boistinker
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
gay knife space
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
tripping old irish cottage
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
gay knife space
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
tripping old irish cottage
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
gay knife space
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
tripping old irish cottage
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Embarrassed to the bone free-loading hospital
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
gay knife space
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
plum police squad lay
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
gay knife space
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
mind-boggling saffron becky bawdyhouse
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
boyish ungodly idea he suggested athletic conference
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Azure station
  07/09/12
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judgmental arousing corn cake plaza
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
magical menage
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
gay knife space
  07/09/12
stfu
Azure station
  07/09/12
180
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  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
drunken ape
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
gay knife space
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
drunken ape
  07/09/12
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impressive goyim
  07/04/19
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judgmental arousing corn cake plaza
  07/13/12
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impressive goyim
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
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  07/04/19
cr both are fine
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  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
aphrodisiac brunch
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Lascivious jade antidepressant drug
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Thirsty box office
  03/04/25
lol kike
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  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
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  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
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  07/24/24
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  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
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  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: gay knife space



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: chartreuse bateful pozpig round eye

Equally retarded

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: crawly boltzmann coffee pot

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: judgmental arousing corn cake plaza



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: magical menage

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: gay knife space

Are you male?

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: magical menage

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: gay knife space

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: magical menage

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Razzle Boistinker

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: gay knife space

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Razzle Boistinker

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: gay knife space

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: tripping old irish cottage

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: gay knife space

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: tripping old irish cottage

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: gay knife space

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: tripping old irish cottage

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone free-loading hospital

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: gay knife space

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: plum police squad lay

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: gay knife space

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling saffron becky bawdyhouse

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: boyish ungodly idea he suggested athletic conference

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Azure station

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: judgmental arousing corn cake plaza



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: magical menage

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: gay knife space

(guy who does both)

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Azure station

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Awkward Sinister Sandwich

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Wonderful black woman puppy



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Cracking hairless faggot firefighter genital piercing



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: drunken ape

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: gay knife space

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: drunken ape

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: impressive goyim



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: judgmental arousing corn cake plaza



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: impressive goyim



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: cordovan vivacious gaping indian lodge

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Lascivious jade antidepressant drug

cr both are fine

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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac brunch

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Lascivious jade antidepressant drug

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Thirsty box office

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Cracking hairless faggot firefighter genital piercing

lol kike

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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Marvelous Clear Jew Stag Film

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: stimulating tattoo wrinkle

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Ebony bbw

i dont eat either because im not a slob

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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Thirsty box office



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Chocolate arrogant stage volcanic crater

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Nubile deranged stead associate



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