When ETH comes down from its mountain

You know where I'm gonna go

Straight down ol' Interstate 95

Lookin for some truckers to blow

To Lake Charles, Louisiana

Where they know me at the Flyin J

They call me "fake computer money b0i"

And I spend all weekend splayed

Up on Crypto Creek

They fuck me

They all take a leak

And I glug pee

They say "damn what a freak!"

As I suck three

A trucker's dream if you ever did see one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3732038&forum_id=2Elisa#34211870)

To the exchange I did go

I bet on one coin to moon

Now if only my hairline would grow

Fired up my Tinder

Asked a DC five to come

When that shrew came 'round my shack

Got upset I couldn't cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3732038&forum_id=2Elisa#34228268)

She brought her RigPig husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3732038&forum_id=2Elisa#35180794)

And I gave Damn Daddy half

And he tore me up and blew it in my face

Just gave a little laugh

Now there's one thing in the whole wide lot

I sure do love to see

That's when 20 RigPigs pull in

To dip their fucksticks into me

*teeeheee*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3732038&forum_id=2Elisa#35631928)

And Ricky swears its better than gold

And this fucking RigPigs on the road

Is really tearing up my holds

So I guess I'll leave the LotLizard drama

Buy ETH, BTC, XRP and go All-In

But you know, my beady eyes, are sorely tempted

To go and suck off SeaBass again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3732038&forum_id=2Elisa#41736163)