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Catholicism is an utter abomination
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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:38 PM Author: jet stead elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35685761) |
Date: March 25th, 2018 5:39 PM Author: Copper Corn Cake MMCA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35685768) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:44 PM Author: offensive point french chef what exactly is your problem with it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35685817) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: jet stead elastic band Why would a child go to hell if it died before baptism? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35685916) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:06 PM Author: chest-beating persian god's will, duh
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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: offensive point french chef we aren't sure exactly where they go, but why would they deserve to go to heaven? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35686066) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:51 PM Author: jet stead elastic band Christianity is arbitrary on a slew on issues. That Catholicism chooses this as it's position is telling of its culttture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35687826) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:22 PM Author: big-titted wagecucks temple They don’t. They go to limbo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#49402572) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:07 PM Author: Curious Slimy Friendly Grandma Rancid Reformation Trolling ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35685995) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:21 PM Author: lascivious insane yarmulke juggernaut Protestantism seems much more “chill” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35686104) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:20 PM Author: Diverse drunken location philosopher-king What I find amusing is that Catholics just assume that their metaphysical doctrines are reassuring and comforting to those trapped in the earthly vale of tears. Why, exactly, is it a good thing that we are thrust into existence to play some kind of moral game in which our souls are always in danger of damnation? The very idea that there is a 'grand order' to things is just as terrifying as the alternative, if not more so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35686096) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:21 PM Author: Curious Slimy Friendly Grandma Contrary to the Christian notion god loves us, thing make so much more sense if he hates us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35686103) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:22 PM Author: Diverse drunken location philosopher-king I agree, which is why I've always been sympathetic to the Gnostic interpretation of 'God' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35686111) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:22 PM Author: Stirring Garnet Parlour Protestantism: “faith alone is salvation. Also Jesus died for ur sins so it doesn’t even matter if u have faith. Also our churches are dying” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35686114) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:35 PM Author: lascivious insane yarmulke juggernaut lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35686242) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:52 PM Author: yapping cream resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35687830) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:52 PM Author: jet stead elastic band *devoutly respects tradition of anal play with boys* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35687833) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: Stirring Garnet Parlour wow thoughtful response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688067) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:31 PM Author: jet stead elastic band U were mocking lack of tradition and I was giving you a reason why tradition is shit. Seems relatively thoughtful for a sectarian spat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688076) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:31 PM Author: Stirring Garnet Parlour literally nothing in my post mocked lack of tradition. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688084) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:33 PM Author: jet stead elastic band "Faith alone is salvation" is typically contrasted with the Catholic emphasis tradition and practice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688093) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:34 PM Author: Stirring Garnet Parlour lmao dude read the words for what the fucking mean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688101) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:35 PM Author: jet stead elastic band (Guy that thinks George Clooney literally resuscitated Jesus after 36 hours) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688111) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:37 PM Author: Stirring Garnet Parlour blank all of these posts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688116) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: jet stead elastic band Lol absolutely not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688123) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:33 PM Author: Dead parlor masturbator Mocking dumb doctrine -/-> mocking lack of tradition jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688098) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:39 PM Author: Stirring Garnet Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688132) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:31 PM Author: Dead parlor masturbator Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688083) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:46 PM Author: nofapping school telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688172) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:49 PM Author: Anal indecent theatre Martin Luther done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688194) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:53 PM Author: floppy fighting doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688220) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:53 PM Author: nofapping school telephone focusing on personal eschatology is a prole tell, dude. just contemplate how the order in the universe is good, and try to be good too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35687836) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:55 PM Author: jet stead elastic band (Buddhist Christian) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35687851) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:00 PM Author: nofapping school telephone i'm sure something happens to souls, but that's unknowable. we can see that the universe is orderly & good though, and take solace that whatever happens is probably also good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35687879) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:03 PM Author: jet stead elastic band That souls reunite with god is a pretty fundamental Christian supposition, as far as I can tell. It gets at the heart of the relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35687894) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:05 PM Author: nofapping school telephone sure, that seems eminently plausible for good souls that truly yearn to return to god without excessively entangling themselves in bodily pleasures etc. you seemed more interested about other sorts of souls upthread, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35687907) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:34 PM Author: Submissive school cafeteria christianity went awry when they decided that all you had to do was "seek God's forgiveness" and everything was cool
it meant that bad people could do bad things over and over and as long as they said a few hail marys everything was copacetic. |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:37 PM Author: offensive point french chef it's insane how many people seem to think that God doesn't care about whether you're genuinely repentant or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688117) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: Submissive school cafeteria if God doesn't care about you lying, cheating, and murdering in the first place, why should it matter if you have your fingers crossed when you say "sorry" and then go do it all again
you're either wicked or you're not. churches figured out that calling bad apples bad apples tended to reduce the cash flow, so that part had to go. indulgences were nice when needed as well. |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:42 PM Author: offensive point french chef but He does care and that's why you go to Hell for those things unless you sincerely repent of them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688146) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:44 PM Author: Submissive school cafeteria then what do we need the church for.
i've always said that I love Jesus and I hate the church. God knows my heart and sees my deeds and that's all that matters. I don't need 500 other faggots judging the sincerity of my devotion and piety. the hypocrisy of the modern church on virtually every issue is why it will be dead in our lifetimes. |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: jet stead elastic band Churches are for hanging out, feeling community under god, meeting people and taking your kids to something wholesome. It serves only an ancillary doctrinal function. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688178) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:49 PM Author: offensive point french chef if the Church is doing its job properly, to help guide you along the path of virtue so that you are more likely to recognize your sinfulness and repent and then avoid relapsing. also to provide the Sacraments and a community for believers, and to help carry out what Christ commanded we do to help the less fortunate.
admittedly the Church is pretty fucked up these days, so your local church may not do a good job of those things. in that case it gets rather thorny, especially if "find a better church" is out of the question. Catholic doctrine obligates you to attend Mass even if your local church is pretty fucked. |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:51 PM Author: Submissive school cafeteria Catholic doctrine "obligated" me to do a lot of things that were utterly retarded in 21st century America, which, along with marrying a Protestant girl, is why I'm no longer a Catholic.
I miss the ritual and the mysticism of the liturgy. I do not miss the ratfaced church elders, creepy ass priests and deacons, and dumbasses with hats thinking they speak for God. |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:53 PM Author: jet stead elastic band 180 This is what I'm gonna miss from the orthodox church. They really know how to make it feel timeless and connected to our ancestors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688214) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:51 PM Author: jet stead elastic band Another reason to be Catholic I was going to raise - visit us weekly even if we've gone completely off the rails or youre ex communicated and going to hell! Not remotely abusive or controlling. That's what I want from my god! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688207) |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:37 PM Author: Stirring Garnet Parlour cr see subthread above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35688121) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:20 PM Author: Laughsome Idea He Suggested Cr we should have gone down the path of karma and cockroaches but without the defeatist "leave it to fate" bs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#35691269) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM Author: Spectacular Digit Ratio Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#49367148) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2025 6:56 PM Author: Hyperactive Trip Address Crotch All Christian sects are exactly The Same and MIG and other Losers are obsessed with extremely unimportant differences that don't even exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#49367155) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2025 8:37 PM Author: Pink internal respiration Convinced you have no real world experience with anything you poast about and instead just conglomerate forum trash and run it through GPT for outputs And you're not the only one doing this There are massive and highly consequential differences between various Christian sects |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Glassy Puppy this is one of the dumbest posts ive ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#49401214) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 1:25 PM Author: ultramarine razzle-dazzle office sound barrier If you compare orthodox, conservative reformed, Catholic, Mainline Protestant, southern Baptist, and non-denominational/evangelical etc. they are all completely different. And outside of Catholic maybe orthodox and some small denomination outliers there is a pretty big range in the experience church to church within a denomination or tradition. There is a spectrum from a concert with a rock band and fog machines with a TED talk to no instruments in worship spend four hours on Sunday in a building with nothing on the walls but a banner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#49401280) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:13 PM Author: Glassy Puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#49402549) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2025 7:00 PM Author: hateful cuckold people who are hurt SCOTUS majority is Exhibit A of the violation of separation of church and state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#49367160) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2025 8:38 PM Author: Pink internal respiration Not quite but they do tend to drag thousands of years of trauma and dogmatic church failures wherever they go. They wear the Borgia years like a backpack without even knowing it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Elisa#49367320) |