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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Swashbuckling national fanboi
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
comical school
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
laughsome sickened abode sandwich
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
laughsome sickened abode sandwich
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
laughsome sickened abode sandwich
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
titillating organic girlfriend coffee pot
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
comical school
  08/09/18
Dachshund
motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
comical school
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
spectacular immigrant principal's office
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman
  08/09/18
Same.
Swollen gaped therapy idea he suggested
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Medicated idiot
  08/09/18
...
wild heaven
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
apoplectic fat ankles
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
apoplectic fat ankles
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
chocolate space antidepressant drug
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
excitant persian
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
wild heaven
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Curious depressive
  08/09/18
...
maize disturbing stage
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
fragrant deer antler hominid
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Rusted queen of the night crackhouse
  08/09/18
...
maize disturbing stage
  08/09/18
Cr
misunderstood diverse philosopher-king
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
fragrant deer antler hominid
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
sadistic beady-eyed den
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Swollen gaped therapy idea he suggested
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
electric step-uncle's house
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Well-lubricated legend
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
impertinent insanely creepy jewess stead
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Magenta Pistol Party Of The First Part
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
hyperactive legal warrant brunch
  08/09/18
Sick
motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
brass ticket booth
  08/09/18
...
Up-to-no-good Razzle Digit Ratio
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Green hell
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
sadistic beady-eyed den
  08/09/18
...
Concupiscible shitlib black woman
  08/09/18
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supple institution windowlicker
  08/09/18
...
Restless Penis Syndrome
  03/15/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Blue lascivious cuckoldry
  08/09/18
...
vibrant gunner chad
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
fragrant deer antler hominid
  08/09/18
interesting
supple institution windowlicker
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Talking Racy Marketing Idea
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
cannon
  03/15/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling national fanboi

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: comical school

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: laughsome sickened abode sandwich

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: laughsome sickened abode sandwich

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: laughsome sickened abode sandwich

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: titillating organic girlfriend coffee pot

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: comical school

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: comical school

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: spectacular immigrant principal's office

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Swollen gaped therapy idea he suggested

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Medicated idiot

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: wild heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: apoplectic fat ankles

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: apoplectic fat ankles

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: chocolate space antidepressant drug

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: excitant persian

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: wild heaven

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Curious depressive

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: maize disturbing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: fragrant deer antler hominid

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Rusted queen of the night crackhouse

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: maize disturbing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: misunderstood diverse philosopher-king

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: fragrant deer antler hominid

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed den

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Swollen gaped therapy idea he suggested

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: electric step-uncle's house

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Well-lubricated legend

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: impertinent insanely creepy jewess stead

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Magenta Pistol Party Of The First Part

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant brunch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: brass ticket booth

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Razzle Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Green hell

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed den

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible shitlib black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: supple institution windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Restless Penis Syndrome



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#48749704)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Blue lascivious cuckoldry

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: vibrant gunner chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: fragrant deer antler hominid

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: supple institution windowlicker

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: motley shimmering trailer park skinny woman

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Talking Racy Marketing Idea

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cannon

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#48749719)