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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
glittery point
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
rebellious orange cumskin dopamine
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Submissive up-to-no-good incel
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
glittery point
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Smoky sickened sanctuary boiling water
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
glittery point
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Smoky sickened sanctuary boiling water
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
glittery point
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Smoky sickened sanctuary boiling water
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
godawful electric puppy
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Submissive up-to-no-good incel
  08/09/18
Dachshund
glittery point
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Submissive up-to-no-good incel
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
bipolar pale site
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
glittery point
  08/09/18
Same.
Mint exciting selfie
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Razzle violet death wish
  08/09/18
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Exhilarant Digit Ratio
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
fighting menage roommate
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
glittery point
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
fighting menage roommate
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Marvelous prole
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Big frisky fortuitous meteor
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Exhilarant Digit Ratio
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Amber insecure ape set
  08/09/18
...
Rose hideous stock car
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
cerebral unholy parlour
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Vibrant cerise water buffalo trailer park
  08/09/18
...
Rose hideous stock car
  08/09/18
Cr
hateful coldplay fan orchestra pit
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
cerebral unholy parlour
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Vigorous Cowardly Station Patrolman
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Mint exciting selfie
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Infuriating arousing hominid
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Alcoholic Flesh Masturbator Private Investor
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
pea-brained shrine
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Charismatic Church Building
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Comical Striped Hyena Locus
  08/09/18
Sick
glittery point
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
ungodly haunting nursing home
  08/09/18
...
Grizzly space
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
geriatric kitchen
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Vigorous Cowardly Station Patrolman
  08/09/18
...
Burgundy newt
  08/09/18
...
Ebony abode mad cow disease
  08/09/18
...
Restless Penis Syndrome
  03/15/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
startling self-centered tanning salon
  08/09/18
...
rusted friendly grandma really tough guy
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
cerebral unholy parlour
  08/09/18
interesting
Ebony abode mad cow disease
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
glittery point
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Bat shit crazy emerald corner place of business
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
cannon
  03/15/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: glittery point

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: rebellious orange cumskin dopamine

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Submissive up-to-no-good incel

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: glittery point

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Smoky sickened sanctuary boiling water

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: glittery point

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Smoky sickened sanctuary boiling water

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: glittery point

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Smoky sickened sanctuary boiling water

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: godawful electric puppy

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Submissive up-to-no-good incel

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: glittery point

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Submissive up-to-no-good incel

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: bipolar pale site

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: glittery point

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Mint exciting selfie

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Razzle violet death wish

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: fighting menage roommate

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: glittery point

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: fighting menage roommate

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Marvelous prole

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Big frisky fortuitous meteor

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant Digit Ratio

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Amber insecure ape set

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Rose hideous stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: cerebral unholy parlour

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Vibrant cerise water buffalo trailer park

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Rose hideous stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: hateful coldplay fan orchestra pit

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: cerebral unholy parlour

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Vigorous Cowardly Station Patrolman

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Mint exciting selfie

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Infuriating arousing hominid

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Alcoholic Flesh Masturbator Private Investor

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: pea-brained shrine

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Charismatic Church Building

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Comical Striped Hyena Locus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: glittery point

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: ungodly haunting nursing home

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Grizzly space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: geriatric kitchen

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Vigorous Cowardly Station Patrolman

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Burgundy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Ebony abode mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Restless Penis Syndrome



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#48749704)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: startling self-centered tanning salon

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: rusted friendly grandma really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: cerebral unholy parlour

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Ebony abode mad cow disease

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: glittery point

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy emerald corner place of business

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cannon

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#48749719)