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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
odious cruel-hearted ape
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
marvelous black ladyboy church
  04/05/26
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iridescent kink-friendly senate hominid
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
odious cruel-hearted ape
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
odious cruel-hearted ape
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
marvelous black ladyboy church
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
apoplectic area legend
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Peach national security agency bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
odious cruel-hearted ape
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Peach national security agency bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
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marvelous black ladyboy church
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
elite orchestra pit mental disorder
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
iridescent kink-friendly senate hominid
  04/05/26
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  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Puce appetizing rehab
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
fragrant pocket flask
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sexy office azn
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Sapphire Chapel
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Self-centered Jet-lagged Stage Jewess
  04/05/26
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Histrionic Lodge Hunting Ground
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
odious cruel-hearted ape
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Self-centered Jet-lagged Stage Jewess
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Hilarious territorial toilet seat cruise ship
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
brindle haunting menage private investor
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
sienna wonderful sandwich
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
insanely creepy wagecucks international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
exciting juggernaut
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
brindle haunting menage private investor
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
insanely creepy wagecucks international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
exciting juggernaut
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
sexy office azn
  04/05/26
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marvelous black ladyboy church
  04/05/26
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Painfully honest native regret
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Hilarious territorial toilet seat cruise ship
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
exciting juggernaut
  04/05/26
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Red alcoholic crotch electric furnace
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Red alcoholic crotch electric furnace
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Ruby box office
  04/05/26
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marvelous black ladyboy church
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Anal Disrespectful Tanning Salon Indirect Expression
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
odious cruel-hearted ape
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Hilarious territorial toilet seat cruise ship
  04/05/26
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exciting juggernaut
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: odious cruel-hearted ape

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: marvelous black ladyboy church

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: iridescent kink-friendly senate hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: odious cruel-hearted ape

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: odious cruel-hearted ape

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: marvelous black ladyboy church

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: apoplectic area legend

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Peach national security agency bawdyhouse

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: odious cruel-hearted ape

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Peach national security agency bawdyhouse

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: marvelous black ladyboy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: elite orchestra pit mental disorder

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: iridescent kink-friendly senate hominid

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Puce appetizing rehab

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: fragrant pocket flask

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: sexy office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Sapphire Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Self-centered Jet-lagged Stage Jewess

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Histrionic Lodge Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: odious cruel-hearted ape

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Self-centered Jet-lagged Stage Jewess

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Hilarious territorial toilet seat cruise ship

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: brindle haunting menage private investor

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: sienna wonderful sandwich

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy wagecucks international law enforcement agency

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: exciting juggernaut

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: brindle haunting menage private investor

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy wagecucks international law enforcement agency

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: exciting juggernaut

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: sexy office azn

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: marvelous black ladyboy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Painfully honest native regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Hilarious territorial toilet seat cruise ship

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: exciting juggernaut

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Red alcoholic crotch electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Red alcoholic crotch electric furnace

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Ruby box office

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: marvelous black ladyboy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Anal Disrespectful Tanning Salon Indirect Expression

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: odious cruel-hearted ape

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Hilarious territorial toilet seat cruise ship

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: exciting juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Elisa#49812165)