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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Supple tripping halford
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Abusive incel hissy fit
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Deranged claret property gay wizard
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Supple tripping halford
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Heady Brindle Turdskin
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Supple tripping halford
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Heady Brindle Turdskin
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Supple tripping halford
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Heady Brindle Turdskin
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
free-loading point pocket flask
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Deranged claret property gay wizard
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Supple tripping halford
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Deranged claret property gay wizard
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Vibrant national
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Supple tripping halford
  08/09/18
Same.
know-it-all resort coldplay fan
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
drab narrow-minded indirect expression
  08/09/18
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multi-colored pearly personal credit line selfie
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
nubile puppy
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Supple tripping halford
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
nubile puppy
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
umber hateful organic girlfriend box office
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Vigorous Yarmulke
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
multi-colored pearly personal credit line selfie
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Ruddy laughsome rigpig
  08/09/18
...
diverse pervert lay
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
histrionic gold useless brakes masturbator
  08/09/18
stfu gook
At-the-ready Rehab
  08/09/18
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  08/09/18
Cr
curious cream travel guidebook locus
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
histrionic gold useless brakes masturbator
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
French hot tanning salon twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
know-it-all resort coldplay fan
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Lascivious Wagecucks Institution
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Cobalt stimulating karate casino
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Hyperventilating jet-lagged bawdyhouse mexican
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
bateful crackhouse jew
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Crusty Clown
  08/09/18
Sick
Supple tripping halford
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
wonderful dog poop
  08/09/18
...
Mewling aqua party of the first part university
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
misunderstood boyish field fanboi
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
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  08/09/18
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  08/09/18
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  08/09/18
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  03/15/25
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  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Motley infuriating tank heaven
  08/09/18
...
Aromatic out-of-control den
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
histrionic gold useless brakes masturbator
  08/09/18
interesting
slippery french chef
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Supple tripping halford
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Arrogant Lilac Space
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Ruddy laughsome rigpig
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Supple tripping halford

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Abusive incel hissy fit

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Deranged claret property gay wizard

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Supple tripping halford

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Heady Brindle Turdskin

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Supple tripping halford

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Heady Brindle Turdskin

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Supple tripping halford

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Heady Brindle Turdskin

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: free-loading point pocket flask

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Deranged claret property gay wizard

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Supple tripping halford

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Deranged claret property gay wizard

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Vibrant national

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Supple tripping halford

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: know-it-all resort coldplay fan

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: drab narrow-minded indirect expression

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: multi-colored pearly personal credit line selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: nubile puppy

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Supple tripping halford

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: nubile puppy

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: umber hateful organic girlfriend box office

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Vigorous Yarmulke

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: multi-colored pearly personal credit line selfie

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Ruddy laughsome rigpig

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: diverse pervert lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: histrionic gold useless brakes masturbator

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: At-the-ready Rehab

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: diverse pervert lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: curious cream travel guidebook locus

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: histrionic gold useless brakes masturbator

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: French hot tanning salon twinkling uncleanness

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: know-it-all resort coldplay fan

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Lascivious Wagecucks Institution

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Cobalt stimulating karate casino

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Hyperventilating jet-lagged bawdyhouse mexican

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: bateful crackhouse jew

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Crusty Clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Supple tripping halford

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: wonderful dog poop

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Mewling aqua party of the first part university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: misunderstood boyish field fanboi

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: French hot tanning salon twinkling uncleanness

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: indigo sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: slippery french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: self-absorbed yapping bbw regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Motley infuriating tank heaven

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Aromatic out-of-control den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: histrionic gold useless brakes masturbator

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: slippery french chef

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Supple tripping halford

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Arrogant Lilac Space

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Ruddy laughsome rigpig

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#49446165)