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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
primrose crackhouse milk
  06/30/25
100%
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
primrose crackhouse milk
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
Contagious therapy
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
cr
Boyish Selfie Coffee Pot
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Amethyst patrolman
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Black Trump Supporter
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
autistic insane hell crotch
  06/30/25
...
Black Trump Supporter
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Nofapping range elastic band
  06/30/25
?
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
LMAO
Boyish Selfie Coffee Pot
  06/30/25
🧐
Histrionic bawdyhouse deer antler
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
Drunken national
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
azure becky
  06/30/25
link?
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
Drunken national
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Boyish Selfie Coffee Pot
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Exciting Flickering Lodge Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Vibrant Out-of-control Internal Respiration Gas Station
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Vibrant Out-of-control Internal Respiration Gas Station
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Vibrant Out-of-control Internal Respiration Gas Station
  06/30/25
yes
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Vibrant Out-of-control Internal Respiration Gas Station
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Ruby address foreskin
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Exciting Flickering Lodge Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
autistic insane hell crotch
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
autistic insane hell crotch
  06/30/25
B46*
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
autistic insane hell crotch
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
Titillating blue private investor
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
autistic insane hell crotch
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
Titillating blue private investor
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
Titillating blue private investor
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Ruby address foreskin
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Exciting Flickering Lodge Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
tcr
primrose crackhouse milk
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Black Trump Supporter
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
primrose crackhouse milk
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Chartreuse galvanic gaming laptop garrison
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
autistic insane hell crotch
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
Histrionic bawdyhouse deer antler
  06/30/25
😏
Exciting Flickering Lodge Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
primrose crackhouse milk
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
odious indian lodge philosopher-king
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: primrose crackhouse milk

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: primrose crackhouse milk

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Contagious therapy

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Boyish Selfie Coffee Pot

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Amethyst patrolman

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Black Trump Supporter

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: autistic insane hell crotch

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Black Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Nofapping range elastic band

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Boyish Selfie Coffee Pot

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse deer antler

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Drunken national

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: azure becky

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Drunken national

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Boyish Selfie Coffee Pot

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Exciting Flickering Lodge Party Of The First Part

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Vibrant Out-of-control Internal Respiration Gas Station

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Vibrant Out-of-control Internal Respiration Gas Station

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Vibrant Out-of-control Internal Respiration Gas Station

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Vibrant Out-of-control Internal Respiration Gas Station

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Exciting Flickering Lodge Party Of The First Part

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: autistic insane hell crotch

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: autistic insane hell crotch

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: autistic insane hell crotch

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Titillating blue private investor

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: autistic insane hell crotch

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Titillating blue private investor

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Titillating blue private investor

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Ruby address foreskin

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Exciting Flickering Lodge Party Of The First Part

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: primrose crackhouse milk

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Black Trump Supporter

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: primrose crackhouse milk

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse galvanic gaming laptop garrison

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: autistic insane hell crotch

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse deer antler

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Exciting Flickering Lodge Party Of The First Part

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: primrose crackhouse milk

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: odious indian lodge philosopher-king

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061936)