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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Beady-eyed den cuckoldry
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Poppy Irate Lay
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
submissive casino travel guidebook
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
scarlet vivacious station
  08/30/25
...
laughsome bawdyhouse
  09/05/25
, he lisped
glassy contagious mood
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
frisky razzmatazz therapy fortuitous meteor
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Beady-eyed den cuckoldry
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
frisky razzmatazz therapy fortuitous meteor
  08/31/25
...
thriller deep mother
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  08/31/25
delusional take
thriller deep mother
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
aqua vibrant institution
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Pink Theater
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Beady-eyed den cuckoldry
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Beady-eyed den cuckoldry
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Pink Theater
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Pink Theater
  09/05/25
...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Rambunctious Silver Business Firm
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Pink Theater
  09/05/25
...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Pink Theater
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Beady-eyed den cuckoldry
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Carnelian party of the first part menage
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Carnelian party of the first part menage
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/05/25
Kenny
Pink Theater
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Beady-eyed den cuckoldry
  09/06/25
...
Twinkling wagecucks codepig
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/06/25
...
Twinkling wagecucks codepig
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Beady-eyed den cuckoldry
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
lemon violent police squad
  09/07/25
Explain
Beady-eyed den cuckoldry
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
fragrant french mental disorder nursing home
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Beady-eyed den cuckoldry
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Beady-eyed den cuckoldry
  09/07/25
...
aqua vibrant institution
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/17/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den cuckoldry

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Poppy Irate Lay

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: submissive casino travel guidebook

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: scarlet vivacious station

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: laughsome bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: glassy contagious mood

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: frisky razzmatazz therapy fortuitous meteor

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Beady-eyed den cuckoldry

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: frisky razzmatazz therapy fortuitous meteor

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: thriller deep mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: thriller deep mother

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: aqua vibrant institution

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pink Theater

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den cuckoldry

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den cuckoldry

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Pink Theater

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Pink Theater

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Rambunctious Silver Business Firm

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Pink Theater

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Pink Theater

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den cuckoldry

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part menage

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part menage

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Pink Theater

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den cuckoldry

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Twinkling wagecucks codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Twinkling wagecucks codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den cuckoldry

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: lemon violent police squad

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed den cuckoldry

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: fragrant french mental disorder nursing home

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed den cuckoldry

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den cuckoldry

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: aqua vibrant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Vermilion Floppy Sneaky Criminal

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49438939)