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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Glassy Potus Church Building
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
bat shit crazy shrine
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Aphrodisiac jet-lagged abode
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Glassy Potus Church Building
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Orange gas station doctorate
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Glassy Potus Church Building
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Orange gas station doctorate
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Glassy Potus Church Building
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Orange gas station doctorate
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
zombie-like sienna reading party pervert
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Aphrodisiac jet-lagged abode
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Glassy Potus Church Building
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Aphrodisiac jet-lagged abode
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
soul-stirring point international law enforcement agency
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Glassy Potus Church Building
  08/09/18
Same.
glittery pearly mental disorder
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
pearl exhilarant casino
  08/09/18
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territorial hilarious mad-dog skullcap house
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
comical startling brunch ape
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Glassy Potus Church Building
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
comical startling brunch ape
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
pontificating concupiscible indian lodge
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
vigorous stag film marketing idea
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
territorial hilarious mad-dog skullcap house
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Sable Spectacular Brethren
  08/09/18
...
chocolate judgmental turdskin
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
lemon yapping shitlib travel guidebook
  08/09/18
stfu gook
bat-shit-crazy orchid den
  08/09/18
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chocolate judgmental turdskin
  08/09/18
Cr
trip coral hospital pistol
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
lemon yapping shitlib travel guidebook
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
180 karate
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
glittery pearly mental disorder
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
topaz site
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
canary motley puppy
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Sadistic boyish pocket flask hissy fit
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
cordovan school
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
aromatic bespoke persian
  08/09/18
Sick
Glassy Potus Church Building
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
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  08/09/18
...
navy windowlicker
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
aquamarine church idea he suggested
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
180 karate
  08/09/18
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lake hell
  08/09/18
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  03/15/25
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
laughsome hall
  08/09/18
...
Indigo Dopamine National
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
lemon yapping shitlib travel guidebook
  08/09/18
interesting
lake hell
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Glassy Potus Church Building
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
deep contagious station
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Sable Spectacular Brethren
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
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  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Glassy Potus Church Building

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: bat shit crazy shrine

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac jet-lagged abode

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Glassy Potus Church Building

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Orange gas station doctorate

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Glassy Potus Church Building

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Orange gas station doctorate

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Glassy Potus Church Building

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Orange gas station doctorate

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: zombie-like sienna reading party pervert

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac jet-lagged abode

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Glassy Potus Church Building

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac jet-lagged abode

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring point international law enforcement agency

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Glassy Potus Church Building

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: glittery pearly mental disorder

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: pearl exhilarant casino

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: territorial hilarious mad-dog skullcap house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: comical startling brunch ape

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Glassy Potus Church Building

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: comical startling brunch ape

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: pontificating concupiscible indian lodge

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: vigorous stag film marketing idea

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: territorial hilarious mad-dog skullcap house

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Sable Spectacular Brethren

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: chocolate judgmental turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: lemon yapping shitlib travel guidebook

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy orchid den

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: chocolate judgmental turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: trip coral hospital pistol

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: lemon yapping shitlib travel guidebook

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: 180 karate

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: glittery pearly mental disorder

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: topaz site

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: canary motley puppy

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Sadistic boyish pocket flask hissy fit

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: cordovan school

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: aromatic bespoke persian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Glassy Potus Church Building

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Racy ultramarine box office liquid oxygen

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: navy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: aquamarine church idea he suggested

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: 180 karate

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Green Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: lake hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Plum Place Of Business Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: laughsome hall

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Indigo Dopamine National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: lemon yapping shitlib travel guidebook

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: lake hell

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Glassy Potus Church Building

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: deep contagious station

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sable Spectacular Brethren

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#49446165)