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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
milky lay
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Nudist stead
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Ruby stain
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
medicated vibrant new version incel
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
thirsty church building gunner
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
milky lay
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
thirsty church building gunner
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
medicated vibrant new version incel
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
thirsty church building gunner
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
medicated vibrant new version incel
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
thirsty church building gunner
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
medicated vibrant new version incel
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
thirsty church building gunner
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
milky lay
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
thirsty church building gunner
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
medicated vibrant new version incel
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
thirsty church building gunner
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
crimson high-end sanctuary headpube
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
thirsty church building gunner
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
crimson high-end sanctuary headpube
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
thirsty church building gunner
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
irradiated base boiling water
  04/08/25
that's rude
thirsty church building gunner
  04/08/25
...
milky lay
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
excitant free-loading area turdskin
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
medicated vibrant new version incel
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
disturbing range
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
thirsty church building gunner
  04/08/25
...
milky lay
  04/08/25
...
thirsty church building gunner
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
milky lay
  04/09/25
...
milky lay
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
stirring whorehouse toaster
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
aquamarine antidepressant drug
  04/09/25
Ty
thirsty church building gunner
  04/09/25
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exciting stage people who are hurt
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Magenta wonderful center
  04/09/25
...
thirsty church building gunner
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Shimmering arrogant tattoo voyeur
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
thirsty church building gunner
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
thirsty church building gunner
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
chartreuse mad-dog skullcap
  05/02/25
...
thirsty church building gunner
  05/12/25
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thirsty church building gunner
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
thirsty church building gunner
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
aquamarine antidepressant drug
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
thirsty church building gunner
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
crimson high-end sanctuary headpube
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
thirsty church building gunner
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
crimson high-end sanctuary headpube
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
bat shit crazy heady legal warrant
  06/03/25
...
thirsty church building gunner
  06/26/25
OP?
thirsty church building gunner
  06/27/25
...
thirsty church building gunner
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: milky lay

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Nudist stead

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Ruby stain

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: medicated vibrant new version incel

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: milky lay

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: medicated vibrant new version incel

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: medicated vibrant new version incel

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: medicated vibrant new version incel

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: milky lay

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: medicated vibrant new version incel

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: crimson high-end sanctuary headpube

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: crimson high-end sanctuary headpube

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: irradiated base boiling water

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: milky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: excitant free-loading area turdskin

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: medicated vibrant new version incel

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: disturbing range

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: milky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: milky lay

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: milky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: stirring whorehouse toaster

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: aquamarine antidepressant drug

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: exciting stage people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Magenta wonderful center

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Shimmering arrogant tattoo voyeur

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: chartreuse mad-dog skullcap

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: thirsty church building gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: aquamarine antidepressant drug

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: crimson high-end sanctuary headpube

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: crimson high-end sanctuary headpube

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: bat shit crazy heady legal warrant

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: thirsty church building gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: thirsty church building gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49145215)