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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: mountain cat I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: Fratty how much life insurance do they have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: grievance officer You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: faggotmaster (🧐) the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) just jump is ALWAYS tcr
this bro lived
https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: UhOh now that's what i call a hypo.
rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: massive ordnance penetrator (gunneratttt) lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) “ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Candy Ride 180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: Bronus Swagner If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: UhOh what about your other kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: elmer ? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Candy Ride (guy who doesn't have crotch fruit) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM Author: chilmata (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: massive ordnance penetrator (gunneratttt) dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Bronus Swagner His wife will probably have sex with him too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM Author: Mideast Peace Accords (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM Author: zogboiled slopbag *bussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: Josh_Allen (actual married male) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: massive ordnance penetrator (gunneratttt) fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: mountain cat this is a sick post even for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: massive ordnance penetrator (gunneratttt) i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM Author: elmer absolutely bizarre inference you drew here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) Jewish projection is a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM Author: i gave my cousin head id probably grab a flotation device first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (Smart Dad) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) more like (dad of a dead kid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: i gave my cousin head my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM Author: chilmata Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM Author: i gave my cousin head (shortmo kids) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Dickey Simpkins Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: potluck (Disney in house lawyer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) (Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM Author: chilmata tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: the phenotypes on display just jump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) ALWAYS tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: tolerable, boyfriend-grade penis Depends which kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Senior Ethics Official Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) JFC man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: faggotmaster (🧐) Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: the phenotypes on display (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM Author: massive ordnance penetrator (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Candy Ride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: jevv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) sealclubber? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon so, without you, none of this would even be possible? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM Author: jag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM Author: Mideast Peace Accords (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM Author: manic pixie dream litigator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: Fratty *furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM Author: chilmata lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Ass Sunstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ ) https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067
The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.
Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM Author: UhOh eric clapton stunned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. jfc, the poor parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: jevv i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM Author: chilmata I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ ) Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,. how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.
you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.
the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: elmer lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) cr
this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM Author: massive ordnance penetrator (gunneratttt) it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM Author: chilmata lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: the phenotypes on display (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK never gone over 25 feet because of the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: Anglatina Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: richard clock it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Die Hard 2: Die Harder Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?
also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM Author: chilmata Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.
I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM Author: Mideast Peace Accords (No Future) Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: .,.,,.,..,,..,..,..,....,,...,. 😟 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM Author: [insert moniker of stupid retarded faggot] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: richard clock yes absolutely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006) |