"Why doesn't everyone just strike out the first 7 batters in their second start, throw a no hitter before being pulled, and throw every pitch at 101 mph. And why doesn't every woman dance on TikTok and make $20 million?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#47670942)

...I assume Paul will be reading this thread as a longtime poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#47671017)

2) benzo-like eyes very close together

3) look at his parents: https://staticg.sportskeeda.com/editor/2023/06/763cc-16876297864456-1920.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124613)

(States exhibit #105)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49122684)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU1jx973iqs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49122704)

You: Poast on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124630)

You: Poast on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49125549)

without livvy's attention whoring, no normie is going to have ever heard of some boring prole goy pitcher on a terrible team in a shitty market (i.e. the pirates) -- even if cy young material.

while she isn't increasing his MLB salary, her stardom opens up tons of potential for him in terms of endorsements and marketing opportunities.

in other words, he doesn't have any stardom on his own. he's benefiting from her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124001)

name another famous ballplayer.

you think any normie knows wtf a tarik shubal is? i bet you could do one of those interviews with normies on the street and start asking people what they think of tarik shubal's policies as the leader of hamas in gaza, and 99% of the ppl will go along with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124039)

i also mentioned judge, who is also a superstar.

skenes is way more famous than abu tarik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124073)

his hot influencer level has elevated him to that of judge, who is famous because he's the star of the yankees. the yankees star is the de facto most famous baseball player in the country, and is arguably the only famous baseball player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124097)

ohtani is more famous than judge btw, though they are both very famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124103)

nobody outside of baseball mfes knows a fucking thing about which guys are most hyped for playing some college ball

the non-sports media was forcememing lebron when he was in high school. because thats what they do with bball dindus. they dont do the same with baseball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124118)

yes there's always been top players on shitty teams, but when baseball was the #1 sport and got tons media coverage, those players got highlighted way more than now where baseball is marginalized and gets less espn attention than the flame WNBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124591)

yes he'll make a shitton of money regardless of this slut.

my point is that he's going to have MORE fame and fortune because of her. she increases his celeb status, which translates to marketing / endorsements / biz oppys. his off the field income potential is far greater with her around.

not that he necessarily needs the extra money, but money is money.

and maybe he wants the fame / celeb status. i assume he does, otherwise he wouldnt be with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124642)

Meanwhile if they broke up tomorrow Livvy would beat down the door of the next famous guy. She would go ballistic to lock down another famous Chad. He'd likely pick up a no name rando in town.

Just even look at how she tried to buy an apartment in Manhattan. These harpies can't stomach life in Pittsburgh. She desperately wants to be where all the action is. Skenes doesn't give a crap.

They're a mismatch and she will eventually pivot. This happens all the time. But I have no clue what endorsement deal she's bringing him. Meanwhile her entire career, as is the entire career of any other Hot Chick who doesn't have a real job, is to compound fame by association.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124712)

i dont know him and whether he wants fame and celeb. maybe he does, and he would have ditched her long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124733)

The Kardashians had a massively successful TV show. That's way above this. I'm sure she's doing fine and making money but her shtick is as basic as basic gets. Oh look here she is with a dog! Here she is with a Gucci bag! Here she is in a nightclub! Wow!

There has to be some kind of ceiling on this. Taylor can sing, Kim can talk. Livvy does... Cartwheels? Cmon lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124772)

I think influencer is a misnomer. It's a marketing term these people came up with for themselves. They don't really influence anything (livvy didn't make Gucci popular by wearing their bag). There was probably a time when some internet celebrities did do some taste making, and the idea was companies desperately wanted to be associated with them as they were driving culture.

But nowadays I'd say these people are more like Attention Grabbers. They grab headlines, they divert the public consciousness towards themselves. I wouldn't call it influence. If anything it's diversion. In the attention economy, an ass shot and a cartwheel can divert someone to their page. OK, now what? Now you need to convert. With Taylor you can divert them to Spotify where one way or another they're paying for the content. That's one method. A billion streams is worth a few million dollars.

Kylie Jenner converts attention into selling beauty products. You gotta have something you're selling so you have something to make money on once you've got em scrolling your page. I just scrolled her page but I didn't buy anything. I'm like a customer who walked into Wal-Mart and didn't purchase anything and left.

Her struggle in life is to find a way to convert. Mr. Beast gets ad revenue from YouTube. He also sells chocolate bars. Gotta convert, Livvy! No point to fame if you can't make sales!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124905)

They really have to do something about all the non-competitive franchises. Judge in New York is doing just fine. No one who cares about Livvy cares about baseball. No female Livvy fans are going to watch a Pirates game. Die hard baseball fans won't even watch a Pirates game.

Baseballs problems have nothing to do with her, and she can't fix em. Skenes unless he's retarded will go somewhere else eventually and win a world series. They usually do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529700&forum_id=2Elisa#49124556)