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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Concupiscible Locus Roast Beef | 12/16/25 |
| irate autistic corn cake | 12/16/25 |
| Concupiscible Locus Roast Beef | 12/16/25 |
| irate autistic corn cake | 12/16/25 |
| Concupiscible Locus Roast Beef | 12/16/25 |
| Racy goal in life senate | 12/20/25 |
| Coiffed indian lodge black woman | 12/19/25 |
| razzmatazz cruel-hearted dog poop patrolman | 12/20/25 |
| motley yarmulke | 12/19/25 |
| Concupiscible Locus Roast Beef | 12/20/25 |
| motley yarmulke | 12/20/25 |
| razzmatazz cruel-hearted dog poop patrolman | 12/20/25 |
| Hyperactive Adulterous Pisswyrm Bawdyhouse | 12/16/25 |
| razzmatazz cruel-hearted dog poop patrolman | 12/20/25 |
| Hyperactive Adulterous Pisswyrm Bawdyhouse | 12/22/25 |
| harsh tanning salon | 12/16/25 |
| Concupiscible Locus Roast Beef | 12/16/25 |
| harsh tanning salon | 12/16/25 |
| clear parlor private investor | 12/16/25 |
| Mauve Heaven | 12/19/25 |
| clear parlor private investor | 12/19/25 |
| Razzle Trust Fund Fanboi | 12/20/25 |
| Galvanic out-of-control milk space | 12/16/25 |
| Crystalline offensive stead pistol | 12/16/25 |
| razzmatazz cruel-hearted dog poop patrolman | 12/20/25 |
| lemon gas station sweet tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| slippery shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| salmon market | 12/20/25 |
| slippery shitlib | 12/23/25 |
| irate autistic corn cake | 12/16/25 |
| razzmatazz cruel-hearted dog poop patrolman | 12/20/25 |
| vivacious amber sneaky criminal institution | 12/21/25 |
| irate autistic corn cake | 12/16/25 |
| lemon gas station sweet tailpipe | 12/16/25 |
| slippery shitlib | 12/19/25 |
| lemon gas station sweet tailpipe | 12/19/25 |
| maize irradiated cuckoldry resort | 12/19/25 |
| flirting hairraiser step-uncle's house genital piercing | 12/19/25 |
| Concupiscible Locus Roast Beef | 12/19/25 |
| appetizing apoplectic headpube school | 12/19/25 |
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| laughsome ruby chad | 12/19/25 |
| flirting hairraiser step-uncle's house genital piercing | 12/19/25 |
| Titillating bipolar meetinghouse cumskin | 12/19/25 |
| Hyperactive Adulterous Pisswyrm Bawdyhouse | 12/19/25 |
| Racy goal in life senate | 12/20/25 |
| navy circlehead | 12/22/25 |
| Ruddy stage | 12/19/25 |
| Sinister bright church gaming laptop | 12/19/25 |
| tantric sanctuary personal credit line | 12/19/25 |
| lemon gas station sweet tailpipe | 12/19/25 |
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| purple gay wizard | 12/20/25 |
| Avocado Excitant Really Tough Guy Internal Respiration | 12/19/25 |
| Pink Wild Toilet Seat Elastic Band | 12/19/25 |
| harsh tanning salon | 12/19/25 |
| Slimy histrionic mental disorder mother | 12/20/25 |
| Turquoise Idiotic Hall Potus | 12/19/25 |
| Mauve Heaven | 12/19/25 |
| Rambunctious hissy fit filthpig | 12/19/25 |
| arousing disgusting party of the first part feces | 12/20/25 |
| Cocky station generalized bond | 12/20/25 |
| lemon gas station sweet tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| razzmatazz cruel-hearted dog poop patrolman | 12/20/25 |
| Slimy histrionic mental disorder mother | 12/20/25 |
| sooty athletic conference | 12/20/25 |
| sickened cruise ship | 12/20/25 |
| Sinister bright church gaming laptop | 12/20/25 |
| sooty athletic conference | 12/21/25 |
| appetizing apoplectic headpube school | 12/20/25 |
| vivacious amber sneaky criminal institution | 12/20/25 |
| motley yarmulke | 12/21/25 |
| vivacious amber sneaky criminal institution | 12/22/25 |
| motley yarmulke | 12/23/25 |
| vivacious amber sneaky criminal institution | 12/23/25 |
| charcoal school cafeteria | 12/22/25 |
| Razzle Trust Fund Fanboi | 12/22/25 |
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| cracking public bath | 12/22/25 |
| navy circlehead | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Concupiscible Locus Roast Beef 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: irate autistic corn cake This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Concupiscible Locus Roast Beef lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: irate autistic corn cake My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Concupiscible Locus Roast Beef You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Racy goal in life senate Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Coiffed indian lodge black woman It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: razzmatazz cruel-hearted dog poop patrolman Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: motley yarmulke You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Concupiscible Locus Roast Beef brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: motley yarmulke glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: razzmatazz cruel-hearted dog poop patrolman You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Hyperactive Adulterous Pisswyrm Bawdyhouse $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: razzmatazz cruel-hearted dog poop patrolman Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Hyperactive Adulterous Pisswyrm Bawdyhouse thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: harsh tanning salon 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Concupiscible Locus Roast Beef ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: harsh tanning salon investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: clear parlor private investor $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Mauve Heaven I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: clear parlor private investor good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Razzle Trust Fund Fanboi $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Galvanic out-of-control milk space six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Crystalline offensive stead pistol 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: razzmatazz cruel-hearted dog poop patrolman Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: lemon gas station sweet tailpipe what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: slippery shitlib 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: salmon market me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: slippery shitlib It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: irate autistic corn cake 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: razzmatazz cruel-hearted dog poop patrolman the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: vivacious amber sneaky criminal institution Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: irate autistic corn cake I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: lemon gas station sweet tailpipe mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: slippery shitlib In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: lemon gas station sweet tailpipe yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: maize irradiated cuckoldry resort Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: flirting hairraiser step-uncle's house genital piercing 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Concupiscible Locus Roast Beef fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: appetizing apoplectic headpube school A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: appetizing apoplectic headpube school OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: laughsome ruby chad A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: flirting hairraiser step-uncle's house genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Titillating bipolar meetinghouse cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Hyperactive Adulterous Pisswyrm Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Racy goal in life senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: navy circlehead Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Ruddy stage $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Sinister bright church gaming laptop can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: tantric sanctuary personal credit line Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: lemon gas station sweet tailpipe nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: tantric sanctuary personal credit line Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: purple gay wizard You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Avocado Excitant Really Tough Guy Internal Respiration Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Pink Wild Toilet Seat Elastic Band Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: harsh tanning salon damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Slimy histrionic mental disorder mother Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Turquoise Idiotic Hall Potus Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Mauve Heaven 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Rambunctious hissy fit filthpig Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: arousing disgusting party of the first part feces 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Cocky station generalized bond 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: lemon gas station sweet tailpipe 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: razzmatazz cruel-hearted dog poop patrolman Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Slimy histrionic mental disorder mother 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: sooty athletic conference literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: sickened cruise ship I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Sinister bright church gaming laptop so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: sooty athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: appetizing apoplectic headpube school 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: vivacious amber sneaky criminal institution Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: motley yarmulke how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: vivacious amber sneaky criminal institution I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: motley yarmulke 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: vivacious amber sneaky criminal institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: charcoal school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Razzle Trust Fund Fanboi Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Razzle Trust Fund Fanboi $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: cracking public bath $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: navy circlehead I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530537) |