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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Obsidian Space
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Drunken dull church dopamine
  08/28/25
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Obsidian Space
  08/28/25
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Excitant nibblets persian
  08/28/25
that's it?
floppy stain stage
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Obsidian Space
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Infuriating den sneaky criminal
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
floppy stain stage
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
concupiscible ceo heaven
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
diverse shitlib gas station
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
concupiscible ceo heaven
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
diverse shitlib gas station
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
concupiscible ceo heaven
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
diverse shitlib gas station
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
shimmering nursing home
  08/28/25
Happy?
Copper Shrine Messiness
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
shimmering nursing home
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
concupiscible ceo heaven
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Excitant nibblets persian
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
concupiscible ceo heaven
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Excitant nibblets persian
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Cracking ape
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Henna Adventurous Death Wish Philosopher-king
  08/28/25
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glassy clown
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
charcoal big-titted mother
  08/29/25
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startling filthpig brunch
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Grizzly crawly regret
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
offensive charismatic site
  08/29/25
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glassy clown
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
smoky insane digit ratio trailer park
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
offensive charismatic site
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
diverse shitlib gas station
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Spectacular Queen Of The Night Area
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
concupiscible ceo heaven
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
shimmering nursing home
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Grizzly crawly regret
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
concupiscible ceo heaven
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
vengeful cruise ship legal warrant
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
haunting swashbuckling hairy legs stead
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
shimmering nursing home
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Excitant nibblets persian
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
concupiscible ceo heaven
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
offensive charismatic site
  09/01/25
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concupiscible ceo heaven
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
offensive charismatic site
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
concupiscible ceo heaven
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Copper Shrine Messiness
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
shimmering nursing home
  09/01/25
?
diverse shitlib gas station
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Bipolar cuckoldry stage
  09/01/25
Fuck you
shimmering nursing home
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
concupiscible ceo heaven
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
diverse shitlib gas station
  09/12/25
Yes
concupiscible ceo heaven
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
diverse shitlib gas station
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
diverse shitlib gas station
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Obsidian Space
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Obsidian Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Drunken dull church dopamine

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Obsidian Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Excitant nibblets persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: floppy stain stage

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Obsidian Space

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Infuriating den sneaky criminal

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: floppy stain stage

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: concupiscible ceo heaven

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: diverse shitlib gas station

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: concupiscible ceo heaven

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: diverse shitlib gas station

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: concupiscible ceo heaven

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: diverse shitlib gas station

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: shimmering nursing home

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Copper Shrine Messiness

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: shimmering nursing home

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: concupiscible ceo heaven

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Excitant nibblets persian

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: concupiscible ceo heaven

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Excitant nibblets persian

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Cracking ape

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Henna Adventurous Death Wish Philosopher-king

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: glassy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: charcoal big-titted mother

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: startling filthpig brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Grizzly crawly regret

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: offensive charismatic site

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: glassy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: smoky insane digit ratio trailer park

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: offensive charismatic site

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: diverse shitlib gas station

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Spectacular Queen Of The Night Area

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: concupiscible ceo heaven

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: shimmering nursing home

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Grizzly crawly regret

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: concupiscible ceo heaven

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: vengeful cruise ship legal warrant

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: haunting swashbuckling hairy legs stead

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: shimmering nursing home

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Excitant nibblets persian

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: concupiscible ceo heaven

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: offensive charismatic site

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: concupiscible ceo heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: offensive charismatic site

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: concupiscible ceo heaven

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Copper Shrine Messiness

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: shimmering nursing home

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: diverse shitlib gas station

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Bipolar cuckoldry stage

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: shimmering nursing home

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: concupiscible ceo heaven

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: diverse shitlib gas station

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: concupiscible ceo heaven

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: diverse shitlib gas station

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: diverse shitlib gas station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Obsidian Space

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259839)