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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
startled appetizing pit halford
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
navy judgmental fortuitous meteor
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
cracking round eye
  08/30/25
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Rebellious Diverse Lay Mexican
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Mewling circlehead rigor
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
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  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
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  08/31/25
...
Out-of-control Dog Poop
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  08/31/25
delusional take
Out-of-control Dog Poop
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
smoky hissy fit
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Odious stag film marketing idea
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
mint heady crackhouse
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Odious stag film marketing idea
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Odious stag film marketing idea
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
mint heady crackhouse
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
mint heady crackhouse
  09/05/25
...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
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  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
mint heady crackhouse
  09/05/25
...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
mint heady crackhouse
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
violent indian lodge
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
violent indian lodge
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/05/25
Kenny
mint heady crackhouse
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
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  09/06/25
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  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/06/25
...
180 fat ankles institution
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Umber Ticket Booth Stock Car
  09/07/25
Explain
Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Cerise Hell
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
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  09/07/25
...
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  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
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  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Odious stag film marketing idea
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: startled appetizing pit halford

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: navy judgmental fortuitous meteor

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: cracking round eye

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Rebellious Diverse Lay Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Mewling circlehead rigor

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: mischievous sooty community account personal credit line

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: mischievous sooty community account personal credit line

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Out-of-control Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Out-of-control Dog Poop

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: smoky hissy fit

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: mint heady crackhouse

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: mint heady crackhouse

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: mint heady crackhouse

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: fragrant amethyst dilemma gaming laptop

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: mint heady crackhouse

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: mint heady crackhouse

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: violent indian lodge

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: violent indian lodge

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: mint heady crackhouse

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: 180 fat ankles institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: 180 fat ankles institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Umber Ticket Booth Stock Car

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Cerise Hell

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Thirsty Stage Mad Cow Disease

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: smoky hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Odious stag film marketing idea

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49592738)