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James Bond actors ranked
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: arousing domesticated cuckoldry kitchen 1. Daniel Craig 2. Pierce Brosnan 3. Timothy Dalton 4. Sean Connery 5. Roger Moore |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: aquamarine boistinker locale where does the new guy rank? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572556) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:15 AM Author: arousing domesticated cuckoldry kitchen Who is the new guy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49574888) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:27 AM Author: Mewling Dull Nursing Home Affirmative Action New weird rendition of Bond where he’s like 6’7 and looks like Thor. Horrible movie. But women rank it #1 bond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49574895) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:28 AM Author: Sadistic Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49574896) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:07 PM Author: Emerald electric furnace halford Callum Turner allegedly
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/confirmed-next-james-bond-callum-155841690.html |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: aggressive voyeur selfie new guys apparently callum turner. he looks the part. at least he's white and english. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49576897) |
Date: January 8th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: balding floppy church building mother i've never seen a james bond movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572559) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: aquamarine boistinker locale youre indian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572567) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:58 PM Author: balding floppy church building mother nah i'm white. they never played them on hbo all that much growing up and brits are a bunch of fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572611) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: drab toilet seat main people Pierce Brosnan- best combination of look, acting, physicality. His first two films are top tier. the last two are subpar.
Sean Connery - good look and physicality. First mover advantage
Daniel Craig - great actor, bad look. better scripts/production than pierce ever had.
Roger Moore - bad look, bad actor, bad physicality, but high on charisma. He is the first bond I knew of so his movies bring a nostalgia.
Tim Dalton - good look, zero charisma. Despite what people say he was not closer to "book bond". in the books bond is never this boring.
George Lazendby - brought looks but nothing else. had one of the best scripts to work with in OHMSS |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse CR point about OHMSS, it is definitely one of the most well-written Bond films and closest to elevating itself above throwaway escapism.
Brosnan was fine but he's Irish ffs, not even British. |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: vivacious famous landscape painting dragon explain bad look for craig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572614) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:00 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse craig looked the part more than any of them imo - a brutish ex-soldier. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572617) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: vivacious famous landscape painting dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572633) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:09 PM Author: charismatic genital piercing you do realize bond is supposed to be tall with dark hair, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572637) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 11:22 PM Author: cordovan address sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49577891) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: drab toilet seat main people Bond is supposed to be dark haired, tall, lean, and handsome. Fleming himself said the look was partially inspired by Hoagy Carmichael: https://nashvillesongwritersfoundation.com/Site/inductee?entry_id=67
craig is the inverse of this. |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:09 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse Bond is basically a mythic archetype, he's like Batman or something, always open to interpretation because he doesn't age or die. Fleming was a cheeky drunk and knew he was writing pulp and had no grander ambitions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572638) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: drab toilet seat main people this is the type of bullshit libs use to turn classic characters black. The look is clearly described by the creator. Yes, it can be changed per your point, but Craig can never be the "best look" only a different one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572648) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: aggressive voyeur selfie craig sucked. way too short and prole. but his movies were better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49576902) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: charismatic genital piercing CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572634) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: flesh vibrant toaster https://decider.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/live-and-let-die1.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572872) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Nofapping irradiated state sound barrier Moore legit just comes off as the one who would spend the most time getting pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49575798) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: pontificating senate water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49576578) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: Wine Razzmatazz Station Brosnan was like 160 lbs lol. His physicality sucked and he just shot people instead. And TWINE and TND are basically on par with each other imho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49576735) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: aggressive voyeur selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49576895) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:56 PM Author: arousing domesticated cuckoldry kitchen This is a good summary
Craig really is the worst looking out of them
But he has the cocky swagger of someone who fucks a lot (or is asexual) and that makes him attractive to me |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: greedy pit kitty Brosnan was by far the worst of all of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49572618) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:40 PM Author: Histrionic location place of business you seem to not like that type - why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49577808) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: Ass Sunstein You've got to either be a bad-ass (Connery, Craig), or a funnyman (Moore).
Brosnan tried to do both and it didn't come off for me. |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: Nofapping irradiated state sound barrier While Dalton isn't the best, he's got a great look and The Living Daylights is a great movie. I think he was almost going to be Bond for a third movie, but it got scrapped for studio rights reasons or some BS. Too bad.
Casino Royale might be the best of the films, but I agree that Craig's look is never going to make him the top guy. Too jacked and a couple inches too short. |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:18 AM Author: arousing domesticated cuckoldry kitchen Craig is the only one of them who seemed like he could beat people up
The others all had that veneer of Austin Powers plot armor |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:36 AM Author: poppy crackhouse Tall men like Connery and Moore would kill with a single judo chop while Craig was flailing around in some Bourne identity knockoff scrap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49574935) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:55 AM Author: demanding double fault stock car Cr, Daniel Craig showed up in the peak post-Bourne “shaky cam” action era, and they just rolled with the “gritty” aesthetic through the rest of his films. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49575208) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: poppy crackhouse Due to his short stature, Craig's strikes lack leverage and power and don't do sufficient damage to his opponents. So any time he gets in a fight it goes on for like 2 minutes and he has to rely on grit and conditioning to squeak out a win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49575222) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:20 AM Author: mind-boggling chrome gas station lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49578075) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: vivacious famous landscape painting dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49575167) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: Out-of-control vigorous yarmulke Sean Connery was a bodybuilder in the 50s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49575176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 7:39 PM Author: alcoholic flirting friendly grandma Austin Powers was more Bond than that dull, fetal alcohol syndrome manlet. Liz Hurley was a top-tier Bond girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49577297) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: pontificating senate water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49576581) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: arousing domesticated cuckoldry kitchen "The Living Daylights" is also the only Bond movie that he wears a TAG Heuer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49577789) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:42 PM Author: poppy crackhouse They should have made Archie Luxury the villain “Hello FUCKAH, whadda you got they-are, a TAG FAHKING HOYA?!?!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49577815) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:49 PM Author: arousing domesticated cuckoldry kitchen LOL someone should make that scene now with AI
I think it was a quartz watch too |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: soul-stirring regret Moore was the only one who mattered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49575170) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: Sadistic Scourge Upon The Earth Daniel Craig didn't have the old Etonian look, he looked like a scouse bricklayer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49576585) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Laughsome Very Tactful Trailer Park Nowag Remember when Clive Owen did those BMW short films (directed by Guy Ritchie and starring his then wife Madonna) in an embarrassing audition to try to be cool enough to be cast as the next Bond?
https://youtu.be/kBgFrlvUbLY?si=eL8UF4j5hHDw_1Wd |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:14 PM Author: Sadistic Scourge Upon The Earth Those were cool af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49576614) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: Laughsome Very Tactful Trailer Park Nowag They were cool af. 4K remasters available here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRDm6thc3dELa2fHr38yGyRtoLer9F6IH&si=lOyx3sGr_QnKGNr-
But I always thought it was kinda crass how he was openly campaigning for the role using a *German* car commercial |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: Sadistic Scourge Upon The Earth Didn't james bond drive a bmw in some of those 90s films (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49576708) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: Laughsome Very Tactful Trailer Park Nowag Oh shit, that’s right! We’re Astons out of production at that point? Or owned by Ford or something? They went through a real rough patch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49576725) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: Sadistic Scourge Upon The Earth Idk BMW probably just paid them more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49576922) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:43 PM Author: arousing domesticated cuckoldry kitchen I thought those were early concepts for The Transporter, which came out the following year, and was also about a British guy driving a BMW and taking odd jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49577817) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:43 PM Author: poppy crackhouse Clive Owen circa croupier would have been a good bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49577819) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: Electric Hell Fortuitous Meteor Craig - best single performance (CR), most physical formidable Connery - most suave, best screen presence Moore - most likable, most fun Dalton - most like the literary Bond, most intense Lazenby - most vulnerable (my single favorite 007 film, btw) Brosnan - I was never a fan. He looked good in a suit; was perfectly adequate and consistently okay |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:59 AM Author: apoplectic cumskin area Craig was starting to look Putin in his last couple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49578048) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: poppy crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49578443) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:30 AM Author: Purple jewess #1 Connery - the original. biggest and toughest. best look. made some top tier films like Goldfinger.
#2 Brosnan - good look. well acted. Goldeneye a strong contender for best Bond film. but so many cheesy shit scripts and a ton of bad 90s action.
#3 Lazenby - good look. not a great actor. but his single film was a very well written one.
#4 Moore - bad look. slimy bisexual rapist vibe. a few good films, but several boring or just shit ones. (Octopussy?)
#5 Craig - terrible look, more cab driver than suave British spy. benefitted from some well plotted films. on the other hand half the dialog was shitty self-help drama and moaning about his love life (presumably to "modernize" it and attract fags and chicks)
#6 Dalton - just fucking dull.
Barry Niven & Barry Nelson - can't even remember what they were like, I watched them so long ago.
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