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NSAM is an expert on everything. Spiders, geopolitics, fedgov. Imagine his IQ.

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dashing swollen garrison
  01/08/26
it’s an irrational number.
Excitant chestnut senate
  01/08/26
he's a MFE on literally every topic, it's insane
dashing swollen garrison
  01/08/26
We had to replace :D.
beady-eyed pearly sandwich
  01/08/26
Go ahead and guess my IQ. You won't give an honest answer.
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26
over 9000 for sure
dashing swollen garrison
  01/08/26
Wow you're afraid to give an honest answer. Who knew?
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26
Honesty? I'd guess in the 200-215 range
dashing swollen garrison
  01/08/26
To be fair, Cons silent, as usual.
maroon background story
  01/08/26
PC builds Korea Every US city with >750K ppl Cor...
Arousing blathering gas station
  01/08/26
You're afraid to guess my IQ too. You'll never give an hones...
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26
You’re a strong 124. Too bad you’re a violent ni...
Arousing blathering gas station
  01/08/26
SP is internet-confirmed 149 and NSAM is orders of magnitude...
dashing swollen garrison
  01/08/26
Like I said, you're terrified to give an honest answer.
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26
Automobiles The military History
dashing swollen garrison
  01/08/26
CORN!!!
self-absorbed marketing idea nursing home
  01/08/26
can i get a link to corn expertise.
Wine area useless brakes
  01/08/26
quantum physics, indonesia, self-defense law, online alts
Lascivious range
  01/08/26
napalm renaissance philosophy identifying rsf alts
primrose anal chad principal's office
  01/08/26
1970s prog rock
self-absorbed marketing idea nursing home
  01/08/26
link? what’s his take/who are his top bands?
vengeful cruel-hearted alpha
  01/08/26
New one just dropped https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Plum racy macaca native
  01/08/26
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dashing swollen garrison
  01/08/26
Pretty sure that falls under "geopolitics"
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26
incorrect
greedy mauve trailer park twinkling uncleanness
  01/08/26
No, it's correct. You're just an idiot
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26
Keep going.
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26
the craziest thing is that this millennium’s leonardo ...
Excitant chestnut senate
  01/08/26
He's more like this millennium's Cliff Claven
Disgusting Alcoholic Locale Gunner
  01/08/26
To be fair, Also Jewish and schizophrenic, but who's coun...
maroon background story
  01/08/26
He's 180
Orange violent hissy fit liquid oxygen
  01/08/26
Criminal law too
electric bearded corner
  01/08/26
Immigration law too
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26
Oh, the majesty
Disgusting Alcoholic Locale Gunner
  01/08/26
all law. there's no law he's not an expert in with the power...
primrose anal chad principal's office
  01/08/26
he’s basically chuck mcgill without the people skills....
Excitant chestnut senate
  01/08/26
and more unhinged
primrose anal chad principal's office
  01/08/26
NSAM scribbling final Jeopardy answer: "Who are three p...
Disgusting Alcoholic Locale Gunner
  01/08/26
and NSAM's answer was... "anyone?" that is correct...
primrose anal chad principal's office
  01/08/26
...
vengeful cruel-hearted alpha
  01/08/26
Devastating
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26
...
Lascivious range
  01/08/26
...
bossy rigor bawdyhouse
  01/08/26
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self-absorbed marketing idea nursing home
  01/08/26
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Appetizing Mental Disorder Office
  01/09/26
what a staggering genius. we are so lucky to have him here.
Irradiated Elastic Band Tanning Salon
  01/08/26
Whales
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26
Nuclear physics
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26
To be fair, He's easily the smartest guy who has ever poa...
maroon background story
  01/08/26
Why do you lie about TSLA and BTC when NSAM has made hundred...
primrose anal chad principal's office
  01/08/26
...
Lascivious range
  01/08/26
...
maroon background story
  01/08/26
...
vengeful cruel-hearted alpha
  01/08/26
...
Adventurous stain legal warrant
  01/09/26
Two years ago I predicted the heliosphere would not have a t...
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26
To be fair, CR brother, you tell 'em.
maroon background story
  01/08/26
TBF: Durrrr Ummm IDK maybe an electric car? NSAM: Acciden...
primrose anal chad principal's office
  01/08/26
Wrestling dogs so the vet can find a vein
motley frum stage nowag
  01/08/26


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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: dashing swollen garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573278)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Excitant chestnut senate

it’s an irrational number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573283)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: dashing swollen garrison

he's a MFE on literally every topic, it's insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573292)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed pearly sandwich

We had to replace :D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573542)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

Go ahead and guess my IQ. You won't give an honest answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573291)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: dashing swollen garrison

over 9000 for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573293)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

Wow you're afraid to give an honest answer. Who knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573297)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: dashing swollen garrison

Honesty? I'd guess in the 200-215 range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573301)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: maroon background story

To be fair,

Cons silent, as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574394)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Arousing blathering gas station

PC builds

Korea

Every US city with >750K ppl

Corn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573296)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

You're afraid to guess my IQ too. You'll never give an honest answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573299)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Arousing blathering gas station

You’re a strong 124. Too bad you’re a violent nihilist lunatic because it’s an optimal happiness IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573305)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: dashing swollen garrison

SP is internet-confirmed 149 and NSAM is orders of magnitude more intelligent than SP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573307)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

Like I said, you're terrified to give an honest answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573308)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: dashing swollen garrison

Automobiles

The military

History

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573300)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed marketing idea nursing home

CORN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573312)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Wine area useless brakes

can i get a link to corn expertise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573745)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Lascivious range

quantum physics, indonesia, self-defense law, online alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573316)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: primrose anal chad principal's office

napalm

renaissance philosophy

identifying rsf alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573325)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed marketing idea nursing home

1970s prog rock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573341)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: vengeful cruel-hearted alpha

link? what’s his take/who are his top bands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573505)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Plum racy macaca native

New one just dropped

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819304&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573402)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: dashing swollen garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573474)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

Pretty sure that falls under "geopolitics"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573481)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: greedy mauve trailer park twinkling uncleanness

incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573487)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

No, it's correct. You're just an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573489)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

Keep going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573410)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: Excitant chestnut senate

the craziest thing is that this millennium’s leonardo da vinci + newton has no job, friends, hobbies, money, family, irl accomplishments, or legacy, and spends all day every day getting made fun of by 10 bald lawyers. the burden of genius, i suppose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573517)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Disgusting Alcoholic Locale Gunner

He's more like this millennium's Cliff Claven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573565)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: maroon background story

To be fair,

Also Jewish and schizophrenic, but who's counting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574395)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Orange violent hissy fit liquid oxygen

He's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573519)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: electric bearded corner

Criminal law too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573521)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

Immigration law too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573528)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Disgusting Alcoholic Locale Gunner

Oh, the majesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573552)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: primrose anal chad principal's office

all law. there's no law he's not an expert in with the power of his lexis clippy chatbot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573557)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Excitant chestnut senate

he’s basically chuck mcgill without the people skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573651)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: primrose anal chad principal's office

and more unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574128)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Disgusting Alcoholic Locale Gunner

NSAM scribbling final Jeopardy answer: "Who are three people who've never been in my kitchen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573563)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: primrose anal chad principal's office

and NSAM's answer was... "anyone?" that is correct! and his wager... "cons?"

NSAM wins again, running up the score on his jeopardy champion MFE streak to 5,236 days!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573571)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: vengeful cruel-hearted alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573575)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573577)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Lascivious range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573598)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: bossy rigor bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573657)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: self-absorbed marketing idea nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573676)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: Appetizing Mental Disorder Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574954)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Irradiated Elastic Band Tanning Salon

what a staggering genius. we are so lucky to have him here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573706)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

Whales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573713)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

Nuclear physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574131)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: maroon background story

To be fair,

He's easily the smartest guy who has ever poasted here. Most educated and insightful, too.

...the fact that he just coincidentally happens to be a totally insane and hilariously self-impressed middle-aged Jewish schizophrenic former government worker with no life, no career, no family, and no friends who megapoasts on internet forums for 18 hours a day every single day is what makes this so crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574393)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: primrose anal chad principal's office

Why do you lie about TSLA and BTC when NSAM has made hundreds of dollars on corn hoarding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574399)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Lascivious range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574401)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: maroon background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574402)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: vengeful cruel-hearted alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574430)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:27 AM
Author: Adventurous stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574962)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

Two years ago I predicted the heliosphere would not have a tail, and just a few weeks ago Voyager confirmed

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400223&mc=55&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574397)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:21 PM
Author: maroon background story

To be fair,

CR brother, you tell 'em.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574403)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: primrose anal chad principal's office

TBF: Durrrr Ummm IDK maybe an electric car?

NSAM: Accidentally figured out Spacecraft design while eating a bowl of corn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574405)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: motley frum stage nowag

Wrestling dogs so the vet can find a vein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574432)