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Just went to Aldi. Holy fucking shit
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Date: June 12th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: brindle dead weed whacker when i was a naval commander stationed in germany i would go. place is typical shitbox where they just throw stuff on shelves and you are forced to unpack everything. so its cheap. and there are no more than 1 (one) people working in the store at any gfiven moment. so its even cheaper.
the people.
we talk about shrews and chads and stuff here but we never talk ab out the phenotype of an aldi shopper. truly out of middle earth. if you look in the mirror and give yourself a 6-7 then bump it up a point because there are real life 1s amongst us. shopping for lowpriced eggs |
Date: June 12th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: scarlet theatre I'm an Aldi shopper and I'm from middle earth (high elf). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933588) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: frum chestnut set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933590) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Magical ratface sup numenorean 🐶 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933868) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: frum chestnut set https://ibb.co/KxbrdFxJ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49934177) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Magical ratface 98765432345678987654323456789876543234567898
(At a conservative minimum, to be clear!) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:06 AM Author: brindle dead weed whacker yes. youve always been a curiousity to me despite having you pegged as an eastern euro from the midwest who eats organ meats for breakfast. good to know you are at home in an aldi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933616) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: scarlet theatre liverwurst on toast this morning 😋 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933659) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Magical ratface 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933866) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Magical ratface youve always been a curiousity to me tp
Many such cases in cyberspace! |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Magical ratface 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933867) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: histrionic goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933917) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Magical ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933918) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Avocado startling blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49934018) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Magical ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49934727) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: Dashing round eye state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49934149) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Magical ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49934728) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: mustard hall Gay guy on the internet talking about his "time as a naval commander in Germany" tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933593) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Magical ratface I really like it here, apropos of nothing 👌 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933882) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: outnumbered swashbuckling rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933942) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Magical ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933951) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: Diverse bright friendly grandma field People pay a premium for upscale groceries because they want to avoid the Aldi phenotypes and hazardous proximity to Scum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933629) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: brindle dead weed whacker for decades target existed to escape the kmart and walmart crowd but then kmart went bankrupt and even scum cannot be bother to go to a walmart. Im not sure who goes into that place but i imagine its spirit airlines customers. cowgod is short on his clique theory because there is something different from loser or scum. there is an aldi customer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933645) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:14 AM Author: Diverse bright friendly grandma field It fits into clique theory still. They are Low Scumbags and Low Losers. They breed without regard for phenotype curation just like Indians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933652) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: navy provocative dingle berry brunch Always a pleasure, number 94 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933730) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Magical ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933863) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:39 PM Author: Diverse bright friendly grandma field how am I only 94, this is an outrage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49935145) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: Magical ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49935615) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: brindle dead weed whacker That guy is a real jerk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49936075) |
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Date: June 14th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Magical ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49938788) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:13 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy marvelous stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933647) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Magical ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933862) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: racy buff ape nibblets Leberkässemmel und Aldi-Eigenmarkenenerdschie geht nei in den Hyperboreanerschlund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933673) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Orange Orchestra Pit Masturbator you think the average xo poaster doesn't know about 1s when he rates himself a 6? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933677) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: brindle dead weed whacker most people dismiss 10s as a urban legend, only rating absolute smokeshows as a 9 or 8.5. I don't experience the 1s in my life on a regular basis, only renewing my drivers lic ense or shopping at aldi. I dont know how many of them exist amongst us but i am pretty confident that their score brings down the weighted average significantly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933689) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: Orange Orchestra Pit Masturbator we all know they're out there even if we don't see them often
I was at Disney recently and saw sooooo many people on the lower end of the bell curve, and what was shocking was that they came in all ages |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: at-the-ready psychic abode haven't been to one in years. worse than a walmart, or even a dollar general.
disorganized. weird brands. funny smells. gross people.
only upside was the selection of unusual german, or pseudo german, products on the shelves.
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: Crimson kitchen redditors love aldi. just throwing that out there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933718) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Supple hyperventilating associate coldplay fan True but countered by the fact that Boomers HATE it. They don’t get the concept of a smaller selection meaning lower prices. They get MAF when the specific dopey thing they get at the supermarket isn’t there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933949) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Magical ratface Boomers are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933958) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:49 AM Author: geriatric mother trust fund Aldi is depressing. It feels like you're shopping in a communist grovery story in some backwater post-industrial Russian town in 1985 USSR.
Trader Joes is the same price and white label model but feels more UMC and less prole. |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: scarlet theatre TJ is more expensive than Aldis, you are paying more to feel 'upscale'. I'd shop at both if any TJ's were around me as their stocks don't overlap but as such Aldi is great and saves me a lot of money and I like the random German crap they have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933770) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Excitant pearl casino athletic conference Every TJs I have been to was awful to shop in. Crowded as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933883) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:43 PM Author: Magical ratface They really vary by the location I’ve noticed - it’s always clean and friendly but the layout varies wildly, some super cramped some huge and everything in between (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933886) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: Magical ratface Trader Joe’s is 18000000000000
Photo finish with in and out for my favorite store employees to interact with |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:29 PM Author: Insane vigorous menage had a numinous experience talking to a trader joes employee once, not flame. (he was a man, of course) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49941068) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Magical ratface 18000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
“I am currently out of the office having a numinous experience at Trader Joe’s” |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: geriatric mother trust fund Shitlaw boss crossing out "numinous" and writing "not a word" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49942254) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:16 PM Author: Magical ratface ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49942919) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:17 PM Author: Magical ratface >(he was a man, of course)
LOL'd at this again btw, tyvm |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: thriller pink church wrinkle It works great in Germany because its filled with Germans. At least it was 20 years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933750) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: spectacular rebellious stead corn cake Aldi is great because you know it's proles who are actually trying to save money, as opposed to the really dumb proles who just buy brand name Koolaid at Walmart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933777) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: brindle dead weed whacker good point lfo. genuine destitute proles do exhibit some sort of decorum and ethos. They are genuinely aware that there is only one person working there at any given moment and they behave accordingly. it's depressing but civil. it is not walmart |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: spectacular rebellious stead corn cake cr I've never seen anyone chimp out at Aldi. They also know to close at a reasonable hour to prevent slobs strolling in at 11 pm. Controlled organized proledom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933786) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: vibrant brilliant parlour How would you rate Aldi on a scale of 1-5
1 being the Commissary
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5 being Publix |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: Bisexual Angry Native Juggernaut *record scratch* hold your horses there "when i was a naval commander stationed in germany" am I the only one who noticed this, or am I the only one on xo who didn't know this?
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: vibrant brilliant parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49941061) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Bisexual Angry Native Juggernaut I was in an aldi in Germany very recently and the demographic there is an unremarkable mixture of young poors including the typical harassed-looking mothers with young children in strollers, albeit with an unsettlingly large proportion of muslims with beards and headscarves obviously on welfare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933799) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Supple hyperventilating associate coldplay fan Very similar to the Aldis here. “Good” proles (as noted above) plus foreigners. You rarely see “bad” proles. Every now and then you do come across some cheap-asses slumming from the more UMC areas (like me). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933939) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: outnumbered swashbuckling rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933952) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Razzle rigpig cruise ship this is why I go to Costcos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933877) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Laughsome cheese-eating trump supporter filthpig Don't forget the Amish. They like Aldi's. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49933881) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Beady-eyed locus aldi is 180. wtf are you people talking about. it's basically a less polished trader joe's (i think both are owned by two brothers). assuming you go there when there isn't a line occupying the 1 worker, or it's a location with self checkout, you can be in and out so fast. i get my pasture raised eggs for $3.95/dozen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49934282) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:38 PM Author: confused beta marketing idea mental disorder It would be 180 except for the clientele, as is it's 169. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49935143) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: yellow school cafeteria doctorate I'm not ashamed to be an Aldi shopper, although I have it delivered. I buy only their most prestigious items: organic chicken, organic greens, organic cheese, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49935624) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Insane vigorous menage one thing that annoys me is they make you pay to use a shopping cart and i'm never carrying around change/cash for that.
My wife Once asked a guy who was about to put his shopping cart back if he could just give it to her (since she didn't have change) and he refused to do it unless she paid him. lol. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Excitant pearl casino athletic conference didn't realize dbg meant visalia when he moved to "are country" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49942257) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: hyperactive spot pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49942268) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Insane vigorous menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49942313) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: 180 splenetic sound barrier address 180 yogurt at Aldi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49942298) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: scarlet theatre FRIENDLY FARMS or SPECIALLY SELECETED brand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2Elisa#49942311) |