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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
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floppy preventive strike
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know-it-all box office candlestick maker
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
beady-eyed carnelian goal in life pozpig
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
Boom
Bespoke Aqua Therapy
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Bespoke Aqua Therapy
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Bespoke Aqua Therapy
  12/17/25
Incredible
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
boom lives
bronze motley hairy legs toilet seat
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
beady-eyed carnelian goal in life pozpig
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Histrionic base rigpig
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Bespoke Aqua Therapy
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
wmtp
Massive swashbuckling step-uncle's house codepig
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
at-the-ready excitant factory reset button cruise ship
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
at-the-ready excitant factory reset button cruise ship
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
at-the-ready excitant factory reset button cruise ship
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
geriatric buff nowag forum
  12/17/25
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Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
evan39
Brass mexican area
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
floppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
cowardly hospital
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
cowardly hospital
  12/17/25
who are you
bronze motley hairy legs toilet seat
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
cowardly hospital
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
bronze motley hairy legs toilet seat
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Brass mexican area
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Rough-skinned roommate
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
cowardly hospital
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
cowardly hospital
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
cowardly hospital
  12/18/25
whokobe
bronze motley hairy legs toilet seat
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
geriatric buff nowag forum
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
geriatric buff nowag forum
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Cracking useless messiness
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
bronze motley hairy legs toilet seat
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Cracking useless messiness
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
bronze motley hairy legs toilet seat
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Cracking useless messiness
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Cracking useless messiness
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Hideous Reading Party Elastic Band
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Dashing frisky dilemma persian
  12/18/25
Stfu
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
demanding learning disabled sanctuary
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
curious dysfunction cuckoldry
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Talented Love Of Her Life
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Hairless Senate
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Hideous Reading Party Elastic Band
  12/18/25
Boom
plum provocative giraffe
  12/18/25
whokebe
180 School Ladyboy
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: floppy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: know-it-all box office candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed carnelian goal in life pozpig

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Bespoke Aqua Therapy

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Bespoke Aqua Therapy

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Bespoke Aqua Therapy

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: bronze motley hairy legs toilet seat

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: beady-eyed carnelian goal in life pozpig

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Histrionic base rigpig

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Bespoke Aqua Therapy

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Massive swashbuckling step-uncle's house codepig

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: at-the-ready excitant factory reset button cruise ship

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready excitant factory reset button cruise ship

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready excitant factory reset button cruise ship

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: geriatric buff nowag forum

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Brass mexican area

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: floppy preventive strike

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: cowardly hospital

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: cowardly hospital

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: bronze motley hairy legs toilet seat

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: cowardly hospital

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: bronze motley hairy legs toilet seat

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Brass mexican area

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Rough-skinned roommate

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: cowardly hospital

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: cowardly hospital

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: cowardly hospital

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: bronze motley hairy legs toilet seat

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: geriatric buff nowag forum

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: geriatric buff nowag forum

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Cracking useless messiness

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: bronze motley hairy legs toilet seat

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Cracking useless messiness

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: bronze motley hairy legs toilet seat

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Cracking useless messiness

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Cracking useless messiness

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Hideous Reading Party Elastic Band

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Dashing frisky dilemma persian

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: demanding learning disabled sanctuary

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: curious dysfunction cuckoldry

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Talented Love Of Her Life

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Hairless Senate

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Bisexual Address Mad Cow Disease

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Hideous Reading Party Elastic Band

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: plum provocative giraffe

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: 180 School Ladyboy

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519546)