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A naked guy walked in circles outside my grocery with a cart. I just watched.

It was 2 PM, broad daylight, and there he was—a skinny...
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This flew over everyone's head, brother
Shanks 'n Skanks
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at least it's part of the XO archives...future historians wi...
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Just keep blank bumping it, maybe it'll catch on
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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:24 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :()

It was 2 PM, broad daylight, and there he was—a skinny white guy, completely naked, pushing an empty cart in slow, deliberate circles around the parking lot. Customers kept their distance, pretending not to notice, but every now and then, one would glance back, horrified.

I stepped outside, told myself I’d handle it. “Hey, man, you can’t be here like that.” He stopped, looked right through me, and said, “I’m walking to the sun, friend.” Then he kept moving, like I didn’t exist.

Called security, but by the time they showed up, he was gone. Just the cart left behind, rattling in the wind.

Went back inside, leaned on the counter, and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2Elisa#48314477)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :()



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2Elisa#48315040)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 8:20 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:22 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2Elisa#48335162)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Shanks 'n Skanks

This flew over everyone's head, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2Elisa#48335176)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )

at least it's part of the XO archives...future historians will appreciate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2Elisa#48335200)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 3:17 AM
Author: Shanks 'n Skanks

Just keep blank bumping it, maybe it'll catch on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2Elisa#48335416)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2Elisa#48336281)