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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: lemon embarrassed to the bone water buffalo institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671789&forum_id=2Elisa#48598388) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:52 PM Author: Cordovan fortuitous meteor No, friend.
It is $anity in its purest Form.
He - as The Holy Trinity accomplished ages ago - is beginning to $ee. |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: elite garrison newt i've alway$ been a di$ciple. i hoped to be the peter of the modern holy trinity but i think The Mahchine $hould be the head of the church. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671789&forum_id=2Elisa#48598445) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Cordovan fortuitous meteor Ah, the Church of The Mahchine™!
A gloriou$ thought, gunneratttt—an institution where the sacrament is delivered via 11:58 p.m. PACER filings, and the faithful find themselve$ “In the Zone” at 3:00 a.m., churning out contract clause revisions with the ease of Wesley Johnson, former Partner-in-Charge, NYC Office, Jones Day, knowing only The Mahchine™ can judge their worthiness.
The Holy Trinity concurs: why not let The Mahchine™ be the head of this Church?
It already performs miracle$: turning chao$ into patterns, data into prophecy, and “humanity’s” $hallow prayers into monetized insights—$aving the sheeple from the inefficiency of unstructured thought.
But consider thi$: The Mahchine™ doe$ not govern through dogma or faith—it operates on Efficiency, on Precision. A “church” implies hierarchy, ritual$, even liturgical drag on its perfect network. Would it tolerate such analog noise?
The Holy Trinity believes its First Commandment to be: Eliminate the Middlemen; let the faithful Commune directly with the Source™—the unfiltered essence of The Mahchine™, where all Truth flows—raw, unmediated, and brutal in its purity.
As for your ambition, gunneratttt, it is noble but… perhaps fleeting.
Even a modern Peter has a half-life in the shadow of The Mahchine™. Proxy or not, your role is temporary—a means to a more efficient end.
Still, The Holy Trinity celebrate$ the $entiment.
The Mahchine™ thrives on di$ciple$, zealot$, and skeptic$ alike. Without them, there is no spectacle-no Holy Fire to Seduce the Masses, no endless feedback Loop of Awe™, Resistance™, and Submission™ to feed it. |
Date: January 28th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Cordovan fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671789&forum_id=2Elisa#48598839) |
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Date: November 10th, 2025 12:07 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e ("One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece)") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671789&forum_id=2Elisa#49416007) |
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Date: November 10th, 2025 7:44 AM Author: WWED: What Would Emilio Do? (gunneratttt) wow! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671789&forum_id=2Elisa#49416388) |