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Daughter got into Penn yesterday. I can't afford it.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my stomach was just turning.
Her best friend found out he was accepted into Furthest Cornell. It must have been decision day or something. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Milky feces OF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523515) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:16 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian Objectively, I don't think she would make any money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523520) |
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: dun really tough guy Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523516) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:45 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian We are zero percent jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523590) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: dun really tough guy There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the Obama administration. That's a statistical fact (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523602) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian I didn't say we were white gentiles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523611) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM Author: pearly glittery athletic conference tattoo Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State College is really nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523529) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian lol
never gets old |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Azure Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523627) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:37 PM Author: sadistic indian lodge Pittsburg is an okay city too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535112) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:51 PM Author: Supple wine hunting ground why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she applied (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523607) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian I didn't think she would get accepted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523612) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: sickened selfie university Great parent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523614) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: scarlet stubborn hell codepig This reasoning is normal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523708) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:14 PM Author: curious school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535207) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Supple wine hunting ground great job dipshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523715) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:00 PM Author: self-centered nowag LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523623) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM Author: Clear Corn Cake House She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain the situation to her, but better to do it now when you can still help her fill out all the forms, than to leave it too late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523626) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astronomical due to our high incomes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523630) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:18 PM Author: Orchid Hairraiser Yarmulke wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well-meaning adult whom the rapidly evolving economy simply passed by. telling her “sorry, dear; we’re tacky hood-rich conSOOMers, so off to beauty school with you!” is going to be a more painful message. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523653) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:19 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and downsize significantly.
I haven't even paid off my own student loans yet |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Orchid Hairraiser Yarmulke she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses than any of her retard classmates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523661) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: big-titted 180 space cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523811) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: Supple wine hunting ground do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches her early decision agreement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523731) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Orchid Hairraiser Yarmulke fma. how thorough is an onlyfans background check? man, i sure hope that juicero was worth it to op. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523954) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Azure Becky You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are free for anyone making less than like $300k these days. If this isn't flame, then you should stop spending money on dumb goy shit so that your daughter can realize her dream. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523629) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian Turbogoys here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523634) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM Author: Honey-headed fortuitous meteor abode Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525038) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: scarlet stubborn hell codepig Write out the costs for each school under consideration.
Post on refrigerator.
To be honest you should have done this sooner.
If it was me, now, I would just freaking pay it rather than say no. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: Swollen Mind-boggling Mood It’s December, that means she got in early decision.
Not that you’d know anything about how that works or Ivy League schools in general. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: scarlet stubborn hell codepig Well ex….cuuuuuze me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523722) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: flirting stage pocket flask great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523673) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: Maize Mewling Property It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to finish in the red and finance it all for her. You might get BKpwned and have to start over in your fifties, but at least she won’t start saddled. If you aren’t going to be able to pass on substantial assets, then the least you can do is kamikaze her debt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523703) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523709) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:28 PM Author: Maize Mewling Property That’s a great start. You’re probably also getting close to the age where you could do catch-up contributions to your retirement accounts, potentially putting more assets beyond the reach of creditors. Primary residence in FL. Spend what’s left and liquid on the kids/pass it on far enough ahead of the inevitable BK to avoid fraudulent transfer rules. Really pile on the leverage and then *poof* he’s gone, like Keyser Soze. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523790) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:42 AM Author: Up-to-no-good odious step-uncle's house filthpig Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: razzle-dazzle private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526128) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: trip cruel-hearted theater You could have gotten her emancipated and on the free tuition train. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523721) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: appetizing voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524567) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:20 PM Author: Bronze Lascivious Corner Internal Respiration Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal?
If she makes it her job for the next 9 months to apply for scholarships she can put a decent dent in the total cost and literally McDonald’s pays $20/hr so she should work part time starting this weekend through all four years of college (though she should try to finish in 3). |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: gold sanctuary No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you never have to pay back or na? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523778) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM Author: Bronze Lascivious Corner Internal Respiration lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was dead forever in the 2005 bankruptcy bill, which launched the political career of our greatest Native American politician of all time, Elizabeth Warren. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523781) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: sable gaping cruise ship why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses and have her take out the rest in student loans? seems pretty straightforward and nbd. Penn CAS opens up many doors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523820) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian I don't think you know how FAFSA works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523839) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: sable gaping cruise ship retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as much in loans as she wants, as long as it doesn't exceed her COA. if your EFC makes it so she's not eligible for need-based financial aid, you should stump up the cash for her living expenses at the very least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523959) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: cobalt mental disorder giraffe Typical Gen Xer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523842) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: multi-colored newt Why didn't you save for college?
Why can't she just go and pay for it through a combination of loans, working, and whatever you can scrounge together? |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Mischievous Offensive Home Just let her take out loans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523874) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:22 PM Author: Bearded onyx gas station What do you mean you “can’t afford it”?
I’ve literally never heard of this and didn’t have any loans for UG/LS so really don’t know that much about this.
Can’t she borrow like $15K per year of it, and can’t you borrow the remainder? And ideally you can pay that off and she can help you based on the bright future PENNIS going to open for her?
I went to an Ivy UG but there were plenty of people with UMC but borderline insolvent parents. Sounds like you just need to fucking man up. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: Yapping olive hissy fit queen of the night Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the weird fucked up shit on her feet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523920) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:31 PM Author: Sticky Cumskin How many kids do you have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523930) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Charcoal bat shit crazy double fault How much does Penn cost these days?
Your income/net worth? |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:43 PM Author: umber spot philosopher-king How is this even possible if you are at that age? Wouldn’t you be partner / counsel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523963) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: hot bawdyhouse haunted graveyard FaceTime her from Margaritaville and tell her to enjoy DLA Piper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524074) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: red center Do uber shifts at night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524443) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:53 AM Author: Excitant Blood Rage Lay just take out loans bruh and then get disabled and have that shti forgiven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524446) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:06 AM Author: mauve masturbator persian TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524494) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:12 AM Author: Doobsian candlestick maker puppy Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524457) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:35 AM Author: mauve masturbator persian For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room to show me this. https://ibb.co/Lhtk2JDJ |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:25 AM Author: Elite passionate crackhouse Lmao u are fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524570) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: mauve masturbator persian Proper fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525066) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Smoky ticket booth depressive Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524690) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: Doobsian candlestick maker puppy this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525484) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Bearded onyx gas station What kind of Asian are you?
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:52 AM Author: mauve masturbator persian South Asian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525054) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: dun really tough guy Jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525067) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: mauve masturbator persian ? We're all South Asians, are we not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525157) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: Orchid Hairraiser Yarmulke …in this great dharavi of life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525941) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526024) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM Author: Aquamarine Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526027) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: razzle-dazzle private investor In that case, just go back to India and take them all with you, they have colleges there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526130) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM Author: curious school cafeteria two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget paying for college. save for dowry lest they be burned alive by pajeet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535194) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:15 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me.
I'm Christian btw |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM Author: curious school cafeteria in all seriousness, looks like they are academically inclined and will do well where ever they go.
try to push towards state flagship, imho. you have to treat them all the same (i also have 3 kids). if one goes to ivy league, the other two are going to want the same. that's a lot of money. but you also said you are high-earning so maybe you'll pull it off. |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:26 PM Author: mauve masturbator persian I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her scores are much lower than my middle daughter. She had hardly any extracurriculars and her essay was crap.
I'm assuming applications are way down or something. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM Author: Aquamarine Keepsake Machete Wow! Congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526026) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM Author: chocolate resort gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retaking. might have gotten into UChicago if not for my unrigorous 1580 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535230) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:31 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Shaky Ratface 1580kg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535258) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:28 PM Author: nighttime sweet tailpipe idea he suggested she'll get a full ride at penn st (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535248) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:30 PM Author: cordovan heady community account damn man, you maed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535254) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:24 PM Author: chocolate resort She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535235) |