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Just booked the Ultimate Family Townhouse cruise (CSLG)

Just booked this baby for this year. My kids are so fucking ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
lol you tried to make out with the Box and she rejected your...
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..
  01/06/25
Email me, brother. We can talk about it over a beer!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
no thanks
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..
  01/06/25
congrats, your ability to earn and keep your spending down i...
.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.
  01/06/25
IDK, brother. I feel like I've personally changed thousands ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
millions of people's insurance premiums are higher because o...
Jeetmaxxer Supreme
  01/06/25
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cock of michael obama
  01/06/25
That’s a sick suite. I love the private lido deck. You...
disco fries
  01/06/25
explain to a poor what a Family Townhouse cruise is
Adrian Dittman
  01/06/25
Like Swiss family Robinson
Epistemic Humility re: Existence of Santa Claus
  01/06/25
I believe it's a house on a boat so you can be at your house...
giga weed
  01/06/25
"but my Ultra High Net Worth" he shrieked from lak...
glimpses of a perfect quantum reality
  01/06/25
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ilikeithere
  01/06/25
Thank you, brother. I appreciate all your love and support!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
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ilikeithere
  01/06/25
I think so. My take home was 15 million last year. I can't i...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
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ilikeithere
  01/06/25
Everything on here is performance art, brother. I'm really a...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
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ilikeithere
  01/06/25
You have to go back
Nippon Professional Baseball
  01/06/25
i've been outed for a couple years not to mention had spacep...
Rabbi Shmuley using his daughter's lube
  01/06/25
he's almost guaranteed to be the highest earner of any gradu...
Rabbi Shmuley using his daughter's lube
  01/06/25
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ilikeithere
  01/06/25
What do rainmakers at your high flying biglaw firm make
chandler (retired)
  01/06/25
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ilikeithere
  01/06/25
this is right. i'm in midlaw now, but the pay ranges for par...
Rabbi Shmuley using his daughter's lube
  01/06/25
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ilikeithere
  01/06/25
I was of the impression that many biglaw made insane amounts...
chandler (retired)
  01/06/25
We have a decent sized judgment with an appeal being handled...
chandler (retired)
  01/06/25
$300k
disco fries
  01/06/25
who are the appellate doods? my guess is those guys are ...
Rabbi Shmuley using his daughter's lube
  01/06/25
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Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong
  01/06/25
Whoa man, you might be beloved by all of your employees and ...
chandler (retired)
  01/06/25
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ilikeithere
  01/06/25
I post like twice a month, brother. Plus this place is reall...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
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ilikeithere
  01/06/25
Is it even possible for this kike to post without lying?
..................,.....,.,,.,.....
  01/06/25
he does not brag about his wealth to his employees, and want...
chandler (retired)
  01/06/25
Is that why he posts on reddit too then lol
Nippon Professional Baseball
  01/06/25
None of us here are wealthy or similarly successful, brother...
disco fries
  01/06/25
There are plenty of extremely successful people here who do ...
chandler (retired)
  01/06/25
Tommy poasts on here all the time about his big time money m...
disco fries
  01/06/25
...
chandler (retired)
  01/06/25
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richard clock
  01/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWDm_v3NAVI
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
Your step siblings crashing on those sweet bunkbeds, brother...
solace and wallace
  01/06/25
They aren't coming on this one. Just me, my wife, and kids. ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
How's Karma doing? Did it close?
ilikeithere
  01/06/25
are your siblings 15 years younger?
Bill DaWall
  01/06/25
They are 24 year old twins. My other brother is 37.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
How much per night is that townhouse?
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  01/06/25
Looks like its $80,000 per week or more than $11K per night.
chilmata
  01/06/25
It is anywhere from 30-70K total for the week depending on t...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
this looks incredible. how do u let ppl know its u in the pl...
VoteRepublican
  01/06/25
is that really worth it? it looks cramped and shittily done....
Jonald J. Trump
  01/06/25
For a cruise ship, this looks like they put an amazing amoun...
disco fries
  01/06/25
booking that piece of shit is exhbit #1 that you are prole a...
Jonald J. Trump
  01/06/25
I'm a huge prole. I agree. But any vacation is a worthwhile ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
you ever take them hiking in a state park or a natl park lik...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  01/06/25
Actually yes. We have gone hiking and camping several times....
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
I do plenty of enriching things with them. My kids have been...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
Reminder: No matter how much many CSLG has or anything else ...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  01/06/25
Lol, nah brother. She was just butthurt because she didn't a...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
Counterpoint, she is physically incapable of lying. In my ex...
CSLG Jr talking down to his Royal Genie tp
  01/06/25
This is false. Dozens of xopoas have been rejected by the bo...
CSLG Jr talking down to his Royal Genie tp
  01/06/25
Have her show you a single text I've ever sent her even remo...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
...
CSLG Jr talking down to his Royal Genie tp
  01/06/25
Even the basic premise of the story isn't true. We didn't go...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
Lol, why delete your post, brother?
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
please add me to that listserv thnakl
CHEATING CURRY EATING PAJEET FRAUDSTER
  01/06/25
Just texted you.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
lol
Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong
  01/06/25
True, these threads are kind of sad now knowing CSLG can't g...
Blackpill Bob
  01/06/25
I will help subsidize a ticket for the Box to also attend th...
Wang Hernandez
  01/06/25
The Box easily makes enough money as single woman with no de...
CSLG Jr talking down to his Royal Genie tp
  01/06/25
How much does that cruise room cost per person
Fyre festival founder
  01/06/25
$35k a week per person
Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong
  01/06/25
No, it's not, brother. The entire thing is about 40K for the...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
RC says $150k a week https://youtu.be/UhUGmGQM9SE but ...
Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong
  01/06/25
My God, the peak season!
CSLG Jr talking down to his Royal Genie tp
  01/06/25
You got me, brother. I'm a terrible father.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
My prole cruise already had way more responses than RSFs Ice...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
I asked my kids if they wanted to book that suite for a fami...
snoot
  01/06/25
You got rejected by the box. How much did you pay that 22 ye...
...,,..;...,,..,...,...,,,;..,
  01/06/25
Lol, brother. No and zero. The blond girl is really into me....
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
Imagine the things that Sammy has seen If only he could s...
ilikeithere
  01/06/25
Sammy died in 2022 =(
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
she's a very beautiful lady. my gf was next to me and i had ...
CHEATING CURRY EATING PAJEET FRAUDSTER
  01/06/25
one of the pics she's wearing a confederate flag bikini whic...
CHEATING CURRY EATING PAJEET FRAUDSTER
  01/06/25
Why did you take TBTP on a hookah bar date?
...,,..;...,,..,...,...,,,;..,
  01/06/25
It's a normal place I hang out with friends. It's a good pla...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
Why did you feel the need to take TBTP out alone to an intim...
...,,..;...,,..,...,...,,,;..,
  01/06/25
what's with all this jew-on-jew bickering?
Nippon Professional Baseball
  01/06/25
you could have paid for a couple of real hotties from SA for...
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  01/06/25
idk something about this poast struck me as a little mean
chilmata
  01/06/25
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Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong
  01/06/25
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Blackpill Bob
  01/06/25
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Faggottini
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ilikeithere
  01/06/25
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ilikeithere
  01/06/25
Almost 100 posts, brothers!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/06/25
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calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/07/25
Very jelly of your life overall but this looks lame as shit....
Incel
  01/07/25
Why? I'll have like 50 million NW by the end of the year, I ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/07/25
Does your law firm need a CFO by any chance?
HITLER TEAM SIX
  01/07/25
I actually hired a finance manager about a year ago. She doe...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/07/25
salary of said person? ive seen law firms miss out on ton...
HITLER TEAM SIX
  01/07/25
She makes about 10K/month. I still review all the accounting...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/07/25
Very low end pay. Must fairly simple accounting with no real...
HITLER TEAM SIX
  01/07/25
I have an outside CPA that does a lot of my important stuff ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  01/07/25
I mean you only need an accounting function, not a finance f...
HITLER TEAM SIX
  01/07/25


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Date: January 6th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Just booked this baby for this year. My kids are so fucking excited. It has a hot tub on the balcony, a slide inside the room, a butler, and all kinds of other cool amenities. This is the ultimate prole dream suite. Also flying in business class lay flat beds to the boat. I haven't really increased my spend at all in my life except I'm doing travel a lot crazier (which is still only like an extra 75-100K/year).

We are also doing Iceland this year and spending Christmas in a castle in Europe. It's crazy how having 40 million+ NW makes everything feel free. Even if I stopped working today I could spend over a million a year and have a SWR under 3%.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FISoUm34-wk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523564)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..


lol you tried to make out with the Box and she rejected your midget jew ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523586)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Email me, brother. We can talk about it over a beer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523697)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..


no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523699)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.


congrats, your ability to earn and keep your spending down is admirable. you're a self made man and you take criticism in stride. with that said, you're a huge net negative to society & your emotional life is both suppressed, attention seeking and strangely empty, like a patrick bateman hall of mirrors, so i would hesitate to trade positions with you even ignoring that you're a 5'5" ugly rat kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523579)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

IDK, brother. I feel like I've personally changed thousands of lives, make several dozen people millionaires, and have always been super generous and kind IRL. So I think I'm a good person, but you're free to disagree!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523669)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Jeetmaxxer Supreme

millions of people's insurance premiums are higher because of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524922)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526083)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

That’s a sick suite. I love the private lido deck. You’re rich as fuck, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523611)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Adrian Dittman

explain to a poor what a Family Townhouse cruise is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523619)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Epistemic Humility re: Existence of Santa Claus

Like Swiss family Robinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523633)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: giga weed (🧐)

I believe it's a house on a boat so you can be at your house while on a boat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523639)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: glimpses of a perfect quantum reality

"but my Ultra High Net Worth" he shrieked from lake of fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523621)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: ilikeithere



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523666)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Thank you, brother. I appreciate all your love and support!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523671)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: ilikeithere



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523687)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I think so. My take home was 15 million last year. I can't imagine anyone making that much. There are a few managing partners are big firms, but unless they are insane rain makers too they aren't anywhere near what I make. My guess is most of the partners at big firms make 500K to 3 million. But maybe you can find someone more successful on Linkedin or something. I haven't spent much time looking at one my classmates have been doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523706)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: ilikeithere



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523718)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Everything on here is performance art, brother. I'm really an Indian programmer at Intuit living in Houston with a stay at home wife and 3 Hindi kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523754)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: ilikeithere



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523760)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

You have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523789)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Rabbi Shmuley using his daughter's lube ((zurich is stained))

i've been outed for a couple years not to mention had spaceporn repeatedly threaten to contact the bar about me and i'm not worried in the slightest.

bar counsel isn't going to waste time trying to figure out who is who on this stupid board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523799)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Rabbi Shmuley using his daughter's lube ((zurich is stained))

he's almost guaranteed to be the highest earner of any graduate of any class at any top 20 LS over the last 25 years.

only people outearning him are likely fourth tier shitgrads who are charismatic and went into injury law, and even then there are probably relatively few of those. everyone from the top schools is at a firm (maybe making 1-2 mil/year), in house, or in academia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523712)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: ilikeithere



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523725)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

What do rainmakers at your high flying biglaw firm make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523730)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: ilikeithere



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523747)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Rabbi Shmuley using his daughter's lube ((zurich is stained))

this is right. i'm in midlaw now, but the pay ranges for partners are similar to my current firm and the mid-tier biglaw firm i was at. at the low level, around $400k, up to $3 mil or so for someone with a $10 mil book. there are always outliers who make over $5 mil, but not too many.

i had $1 mil in originations, $1.2 mil in working attorney revenue, and about 1.4 in "client attorney" (managing) credit. based on that, next year i'd make around $600k depending on firm profits. but i am likely leaving for a small firm with around 150 lawyers, i'm kinda over large firms.

question for chandler: why are you trolling the board sucking CSLG's dick by making catty, faggoty comments? what i poasted wasn't even a dig at him, it was a compliment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523765)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: ilikeithere



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523803)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

I was of the impression that many biglaw made insane amounts of cash. It was a legitimate question. When you have my credentials you have no sense of the finances of a firm that I would have had zero chance to get into.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523848)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

We have a decent sized judgment with an appeal being handled by the biglaw firm you were at when Spaceporn outed you, what do you think it costs to hire them for a simple appeal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523854)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

$300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523862)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Rabbi Shmuley using his daughter's lube ((zurich is stained))

who are the appellate doods?

my guess is those guys are charging like $950 an hour for a partner, maybe a bit more, assuming it's andrew grossman or someone like that. (i know it isn't david rivkin haha).

so it's hard to say how much it'll cost, because that'll depend on the amount of time spent. but i'm probably close to right on the hourly rate.

also, baker hostetler is truly a bottom of the barrel biglaw firm. i liked it there, but you could almost make a case for it not actually being biglaw. and i think at some point, they'll break away from biglaw and not be able to match first-year salaries. my comp there fucking sucked horribly. that said, i was a full blown addict for much of the time i was a partner and didn't do anything to advance myself. but still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524197)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523768)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

Whoa man, you might be beloved by all of your employees and family and friends but this thread might get you criticized from some anonymous corporate lawyer on a Web 1.0 dying website that will be dead within a year! Watch out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523702)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: ilikeithere



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523753)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I post like twice a month, brother. Plus this place is really fun =)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523756)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: ilikeithere



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523762)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: ..................,.....,.,,.,.....


Is it even possible for this kike to post without lying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523764)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

he does not brag about his wealth to his employees, and wants to talk on a forum with other similarly wealthy individuals about his successes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523774)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Is that why he posts on reddit too then lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523801)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

None of us here are wealthy or similarly successful, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523820)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

There are plenty of extremely successful people here who do not discuss their financial success

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523824)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Tommy poasts on here all the time about his big time money moves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523841)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48523864)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524141)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWDm_v3NAVI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524224)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: solace and wallace

Your step siblings crashing on those sweet bunkbeds, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524400)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

They aren't coming on this one. Just me, my wife, and kids. My youngest brother is in law school and we are going his week of finals. And my sister is going that week to visit her boyfriends family. But they are coming with me to Iceland this year and we are doing Europe in December for Christmas all together. We are also all doing a cruise on the Quantum out of LA later in the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524561)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: ilikeithere

How's Karma doing? Did it close?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524659)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Bill DaWall

are your siblings 15 years younger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524671)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

They are 24 year old twins. My other brother is 37.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524770)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


How much per night is that townhouse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524684)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: chilmata

Looks like its $80,000 per week or more than $11K per night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524761)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

It is anywhere from 30-70K total for the week depending on the cruise. We got it on the lower end based on the dates we picked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524772)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

this looks incredible. how do u let ppl know its u in the playground suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524718)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Jonald J. Trump

is that really worth it? it looks cramped and shittily done. like everything looks ... cheap. most of it looks like a shitty Nickelodeon set come to life. why not spend that money on somewhere actually nice, fulfilling, culturally enriching? do you kids really want to go on yet another cruise? aren't they and you sick of it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524768)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

For a cruise ship, this looks like they put an amazing amount of time and attention to detail into creating a themed room to showcase the luxury of their brand new class of ship. Booking this accomodation is surely a flex for anyone so inclined, but I guess when money is never ending that is part of the appeal, isn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524771)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Jonald J. Trump

booking that piece of shit is exhbit #1 that you are prole asshole. no amount of money could ever save you if that suite and cruising in general is what you consider a worthwhile family vacation. you're doing a disservice to your children's wellbeing. i usually think CSLG is a good dude too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524788)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I'm a huge prole. I agree. But any vacation is a worthwhile family vacation if you have a relationship with your kids. So they are happy to do anything with me =)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524806)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

you ever take them hiking in a state park or a natl park like kings canyon or sequoia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524830)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Actually yes. We have gone hiking and camping several times. My son just started BJJ too so he is doing a lot of physical stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524838)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I do plenty of enriching things with them. My kids have been to 10 countries including stays at Ashford Castle in Ireland, amazing tours of Kyoto and Tokyo, and they are going to Iceland this year. My kids are 5 and 7, they love this Nickelodeon type crap and for how much money I have this is basically free anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524787)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Reminder: No matter how much many CSLG has or anything else he has accomplished, he is still the only poaster to actually be rejected by TBTP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524785)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Lol, nah brother. She was just butthurt because she didn't approve of me banging a 22 year old blond girl while I'm married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524802)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: CSLG Jr talking down to his Royal Genie tp

Counterpoint, she is physically incapable of lying. In my experience one of the major aspects of her 'tism is blurting out the truth. I would say she is one of the worst liars I have ever met. She couldn't keep a secret if her life depended on it.

Her story is consistent with what she told me the next day. Credit to me though for not violating the bro code and not saying anything about it until she went nuclear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524860)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: CSLG Jr talking down to his Royal Genie tp

This is false. Dozens of xopoas have been rejected by the box, including but not limited to dcpoast/brussels sprout, Estrada, No Paye No Gain, and many more. A lot more. I don't want to divulge everything but her inbox is a treasure trove of unrequited "Good day m'lady, 'tis I! How doth ye fare?" messages. If anything getting rejected by the box is a bort tradition much like any other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524849)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Have her show you a single text I've ever sent her even remotely hitting on her. And I've known her IRL for years. Just doesn't exist. I get you know her, but she is extremely insecure about her aging and took my story about banging young girls really personally. Plus I've met over 100 posters and I've never talked about her to any of them once. But I've sent NYUUG and several other posters photos and texts of girls I have been with, so it's not something I don't talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524938)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: CSLG Jr talking down to his Royal Genie tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525042)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Even the basic premise of the story isn't true. We didn't go for drinks. We went to the Spot for Hookah and they don't even serve alcohol. Anyways, I really don't care either way. I knew she was mentally ill when I hung out with her and it's my own fault for hanging out with her, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525082)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Lol, why delete your post, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525177)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: CHEATING CURRY EATING PAJEET FRAUDSTER (gunneratttt)

please add me to that listserv thnakl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525117)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Just texted you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525155)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525584)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Blackpill Bob

True, these threads are kind of sad now knowing CSLG can't get what he really wants :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525126)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez

I will help subsidize a ticket for the Box to also attend this cruise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524858)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: CSLG Jr talking down to his Royal Genie tp

The Box easily makes enough money as single woman with no dependents to afford a ticket on the cruise if she wanted to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524862)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

How much does that cruise room cost per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524874)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

$35k a week per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524890)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

No, it's not, brother. The entire thing is about 40K for the week for the family. You can get the same room on the Oasis class ships for 20-40K which is just as nice too. The room goes as high as like 70-80K for the week depending on which time of year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524902)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

RC says $150k a week

https://youtu.be/UhUGmGQM9SE

but I’m not surprised that you’re once again skimping on the family by choosing shitty dates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524912)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: CSLG Jr talking down to his Royal Genie tp

My God, the peak season!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524921)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

You got me, brother. I'm a terrible father.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524946)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

My prole cruise already had way more responses than RSFs Iceland post. I can't wait to see how big the thread is when I actually go on this thing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48524967)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: snoot

I asked my kids if they wanted to book that suite for a family vacation. They said it looked dumb and boring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525180)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,...,...,,,;..,


You got rejected by the box. How much did you pay that 22 year old blonde to fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525186)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Lol, brother. No and zero. The blond girl is really into me. I actually texted gunneratttt. If he wants to he can confirm what I'm saying =)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525211)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: ilikeithere

Imagine the things that Sammy has seen

If only he could speak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525445)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Sammy died in 2022 =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525904)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: CHEATING CURRY EATING PAJEET FRAUDSTER (gunneratttt)

she's a very beautiful lady. my gf was next to me and i had to explain my lawyer friend from california was just showing off his new gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525636)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: CHEATING CURRY EATING PAJEET FRAUDSTER (gunneratttt)

one of the pics she's wearing a confederate flag bikini which means she must be in the top 0.1% of based LA women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525639)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,...,...,,,;..,


Why did you take TBTP on a hookah bar date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525730)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

It's a normal place I hang out with friends. It's a good place to hang out and chat. I've taken like over 30 posters IRL to the exact same place, including TSINAH. Apparently, she also told people we got drinks together but the place has no alcohol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525898)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,...,...,,,;..,


Why did you feel the need to take TBTP out alone to an intimidate spot at night? Sounds like you got NOWAGed by this old jewess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526060)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

what's with all this jew-on-jew bickering?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526107)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'


you could have paid for a couple of real hotties from SA for about 3-4 months with that, wife probably would have enjoyed watching them unenthusiastically jerk you off from the other side of the hot tub.

it's crazy that the one thing you can't buy with the scam money is tender love with a chubby 30-something dorky jewish coder. life is funny that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525437)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: chilmata

idk something about this poast struck me as a little mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525475)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525823)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Blackpill Bob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525907)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Faggottini



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526105)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: ilikeithere



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525577)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: ilikeithere



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525596)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Almost 100 posts, brothers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48525906)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526534)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 12:47 AM
Author: Incel

Very jelly of your life overall but this looks lame as shit. You should cancel and plan something else imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526199)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Why? I'll have like 50 million NW by the end of the year, I can do this plus a bunch of other cool stuff. My kids are super excited for it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526530)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: HITLER TEAM SIX

Does your law firm need a CFO by any chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526535)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I actually hired a finance manager about a year ago. She does all the bookkeeping, cuts the checks, reconciles, and does things like my 1099s, etc. Saves me so much time now. It was probably my best hire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526537)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: HITLER TEAM SIX

salary of said person?

ive seen law firms miss out on tons of cash due to not properly allocating expenses to individual cases and thus not getting them reimbursed when there is a settlement/judgement



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526551)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She makes about 10K/month. I still review all the accounting every week. I'm very familiar with how expenses work for PI cases and when you can take the deductions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526920)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: HITLER TEAM SIX

Very low end pay. Must fairly simple accounting with no real reporting needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526932)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I have an outside CPA that does a lot of my important stuff (taxes, compliance, etc). The in-house one is more just bookkeeping, getting tax IDs from vendors, and cutting checks. I run all my own reports because I don't trust anyone at the end of the day when it comes to accounting. She also gets bonuses. 120K is her base pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526949)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: HITLER TEAM SIX

I mean you only need an accounting function, not a finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5659803&forum_id=2Elisa#48526969)